To all of the men reading this, if you’re fine with letting someone’s wife give you a blow job, then by all means please continue reading.
Ladies, you can read this as well if you want…but I think this might be something that the dudes in the audience will be bigger fans of than you.
YES, I’m getting paid for this post. I need the money. I’m a single woman trying to have sex with 1,000 men as quickly as I can. And since I’m not an escort, prostitute, or sugar baby, I don’t get paid for having sex. My vagina is not for sale! But this post is for sale and I sold it, so please read it. Pretty please?
The people at MarriedHallPass.com will give anyone reading this a FREE LIFETIME membership to their affairs community.
They told me that you will NEVER have to use a credit card or send any other type of payment in order to become a FULL member of the sexually explicit MarriedHallPass.com affairs community.
MarriedHallPass.com guarantees that this is a full membership that allows you to use all of the features their site has to offer.
But, you have to be 18 years of age or older to get a free membership. You can only get a membership if you are 18 or older. Yes, I basically just wrote the exact same sentence twice (MarriedHallPass.com told me this post has to be 430 words or more in order to get paid, so I’m stretching this out a bit).
Follow these 3 simple instructions to get your free MarriedHallPass.com membership:
1) Please send an email to email@example.com
2) Type “Jenny sent me” in the subject line of the email that you are sending to firstname.lastname@example.org
3) Copy and paste this sentence below into the email message you are sending to email@example.com
“Jenny demands you send me a Married Hall Pass membership that I’ll never have to pay for because I’m at least 18 years of age or older.”
Pretty simple right 😄
Oh, if you don’t want to meet, flirt, and possibly have sex with married people, then you shouldn’t ask for a free membership.
Again, as I mentioned at the very top of this post, all of the men reading this, if you’re fine with letting someone’s wife give you a blow job, then by all means, get that free membership.
And ladies, if you want a married man’s penis in your mouth, then this is the membership you have been waiting for since the day you turned 18 years old.
Yes, 437 words! I’m getting paid for blogging 💰