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A Sexual Hall Pass For Married People ๐Ÿ‘

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To all of the men reading this, if you’re fine with letting someone’s wife give you a blow job, then by all means please continue reading.

Ladies, you can read this as well if you wantโ€ฆbut I think this might be something that the dudes in the audience will be bigger fans of than you.

YES, I’m getting paid for this post. I need the money. I’m a single woman trying to have sex with 1,000 men as quickly as I can. And since I’m not an escort, prostitute, or sugar baby, I don’t get paid for having sex. My vagina is not for sale! But this post is for sale and I sold it, so please read it. Pretty please?

The people at MarriedHallPass.com will give anyone reading this a FREE LIFETIME membership to their affairs community.

They told me that you will NEVER have to use a credit card or send any other type of payment in order to become a FULL member of the sexually explicit MarriedHallPass.com affairs community.

MarriedHallPass.com guarantees that this is a full membership that allows you to use all of the features their site has to offer.

But, you have to be 18 years of age or older to get a free membership. You can only get a membership if you are 18 or older. Yes, I basically just wrote the exact same sentence twice (MarriedHallPass.com told me this post has to be 430 words or more in order to get paid, so I’m stretching this out a bit).

Follow these 3 simple instructions to get your free MarriedHallPass.com membership:

1) Please send an email to married.hall.pass@gmail.com

2) Type “Jenny sent me” in the subject line of the email that you are sending to married.hall.pass@gmail.com

3) Copy and paste this sentence below into the email message you are sending to married.hall.pass@gmail.com

“Jenny demands you send me a Married Hall Pass membership that I’ll never have to pay for because I’m at least 18 years of age or older.”

Pretty simple right ๐Ÿ˜„

Oh, if you don’t want to meet, flirt, and possibly have sex with married people, then you shouldn’t ask for a free membership.

Again, as I mentioned at the very top of this post, all of the men reading this, if you’re fine with letting someone’s wife give you a blow job, then by all means, get that free membership.

And ladies, if you want a married man’s penis in your mouth, then this is the membership you have been waiting for since the day you turned 18 years old.

Yes, 437 words! Iโ€™m getting paid for blogging ๐Ÿ’ฐ

9 thoughts on “A Sexual Hall Pass For Married People ๐Ÿ‘

    1. Hi Joe ๐Ÿ™‚

      They said they’re using a gmail account as a way of tracking the ad they purchased with me just in case people don’t mention where they saw the ad. Sorry, I wish I had more information for you, but I do mention that I got paid for the ad and I don’t know anything about the dating site. But I’ll send them your comment.

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    2. Joe, regarding your question:

      “You mention youโ€™re in real estateโ€ฆ Any interesting stories a;out using your promiscuity to close a sale?”

      You should read my June 8th post to find your answer.

      I explain how I once gave an amazing blow job help close a sale.

      And yes, I’ve actually done it a few times..always with married men that check out the homes without their wives.

      I think they get nervous after I blow them that I might tell their wives, so they buy the house thinking it’ll shut me up. But I would never tell their wives, and I never even joke around that I might. I actually like sucking dick, and if the guy is cute, and I think it’ll help me make a sale, why not. And if he doesn’t buy, I at least got off ๐Ÿ™‚

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