bdsm · Relationship advice · United Kingdom

Nobs and Nockers and Orgasms Oh My!

Nobs and Nockers and Orgasms Oh My!

The 3 Most Important Things in Life

So I’ve been making a lot of lists during this COVID-19 pandemic, and I wanted to share my “3 most important things in life” list with you today!

#3 Most Important Things in Life – Food

I’m not a scientist, but I know for a fact that if you don’t eat food then you will die…but don’t eat too much or you might get fat.

#2 Most Important Thing in Life – Shelter

We all need some sort of roof over our heads to help keep us safe from the cold, the heat, and from the coronavirus!

#1 Most Important Thing in Life – Sex

The one thing that I’ve missed more than anything during this time of social distancing is SEX! I mean even during a pandemic food and shelter are easy to obtain, but if you’re a single person like myself then getting laid is an extremely difficult task to achieve, and this is why sex toys are so dang important because they still make orgasms possible!!!

Benefits of Using Sex Toys List

The next list I’ve made during this pandemic is a “Benefits of using sex toys” list!

#5 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – You Don’t Need A Partner

The good thing about sex toys is that you don’t need to depend upon anyone else but yourself to get off. Depending on the type of sex toy that you use, according to some people, you can get better sexual pleasure than you would get from having real sex with a person…and since I’m being honest here, I have to admit that the best orgasms I’ve ever had have been self induced by the use of a vibrator!

#4 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – You Won’t Get an STD or COVID-19

Chlamydia, HIV, HPV and gonorrhea are all things that I DO NOT want to ever contract, and you can’t contract any STD’s by using a sex toy…and during this pandemic you can’t get infected with COVID-19 if you use sex toys as an alternative to real sex with another person!

#3 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – They Train Men to Last Longer

If you’re a man that blows his load way too quick during sex then I recommend using male masturbating devices to help train yourself to last longer during the real thing.

#2 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – They Help Couples with Foreplay

Sex becomes very routine for couples that have been boning for many years; even the sexiest of couples get caught in routines, so no one is safe from getting caught in boring sexual situations. One great way of sparking things up is by introducing naughty toys in the bedroom. You and your lover will get to try out new things and make your bedroom life more interesting than it was before. Given the many different types and designs of toys that are available in the market, you are guaranteed to find something that will please you.

#1 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – They Provide Pleasure & Orgasms

The main reason why I use sex toys is for the pleasure and orgasms that they provide me with. You can treat yourself to an amazing orgasm with the use of your favorite vibrator, dildo, or male stroking device.

Second to Last List – Best British Invasions

My final list is my “British Invasions’” List! I came up with this list while thinking about how I’m going to miss this year’s annual 4th of July swinger’s party at my friend’s Newport mansion….but thanks to sex toys I can at least have my party of 1 sex party…but here’s my “British Invasion” list…

#3 Best British Invasion – 1960’s Music

The British Invasion was a cultural phenomenon of the mid-1960s, when rock and pop music acts from the United Kingdom and other aspects of British culture became popular in the United States and significant to the rising “counterculture” on both sides of the Atlantic.

#2 Best British Invasion – 1776 (Well for America That Is)

Not only am I not a scientist, I’m also not a history professor, but I do know that in 1776 the US colonists declared themselves independent and in 1783, following a prolonged and bloody war, Britain was forced to recognize the independence of the United States.

Without this invasion I wouldn’t have any swinger parties to attend every 4th of July, so I am very grateful for this invasion!!!

#1 Best British Invasion – Nobs And Nockers Sex Toy Revolution

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Nobs And Nockers, a UK based online sex toy store, is leading Britain’s sex toy revolution by providing British people with amazing orgasms during the COVID-19 pandemic!

About Nobs And Nockers

Nobs And Nockers

Nobs and Nockers understands that they cannot change the world but it’s their mission to help people have happy and healthy sex lives. Nobs And Nockers sex toys are great in helping you achieve this. They’re never judgmental and a person’s sexual orientation is of no importance to them. Everybody deserves a great sex life and they’re here to help facilitate this.

A person may be single, in a relationship or into group sex. – That is a choice that everybody is free to make. As they say – “Whatever floats your boat”. Of course not everyone feels this way and that is why they are always discreet and always post out items under a plain cover. “Nobs and Nockers” sex toys are here to put smiles on faces and to help everybody get total sexual satisfaction.

Please note that Nobs and Nockers offers high quality branded products made in body safe materials; these should not be confused with inferior unbranded goods sometimes offered elsewhere.

Final List – Nobs And Nockers FEATURED PRODUCTS List

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I understand how difficult it can be deciding on what new sex toys you should add to your collection, so I’m going to help you out with another list of mine, a list of sex toys from Nobs And Nockers!

#8 – Loving Joy Rechargeable Silicone Vibrating Cock Ring

Loving Joy Rechargeable Silicone Vibrating Cock Ring

A vibrating cock ring with 10 vibration settings. It stretch to fit and keeps you hard.

A great couple’s sex toy with the vibrator giving her intense and sustainable orgasmic pleasure.

A USB rechargeable clitoral stimulator that helps a man keep going and going and going.

Click here to learn more about this cock ring!

#7 – Lubido Water Based Lubricant 500ml

Lubido Water Based Lubricant 500ml

New Jumbo 500ml size of the popular Lubido Water Based Lubricant.

Ideal for when your natural juices are not quite enough.

Ensures an easier entry for your favorite sex toy or a mans cock.

Click here to learn more about this lube!

#6 – Loving Joy FLEX Silicone Bendable Rabbit Vibrator

Loving Joy FLEX Silicone Bendable Rabbit Vibrator

This is an extremely powerful and rechargeable rabbit vibrator that features two motors for dual stimulation.
One motor is located at the top of the shaft that features a lined texture for internal stimulation.

Click here to learn more about this Rabbit vibrator!

#5 – 9.5 inch Realistic Silicone Dual Density Dildo with Suction Cup

9.5 inch Realistic Silicone Dual Density Dildo with Suction Cup

An extremely high quality 9.5 inch realistic silicone dual density dildo with suction cup and balls.

Click here to learn more about this dildo!

#4 – Loving Joy TUX Remote Control Couples Cock Ring

Loving Joy TUX Remote Control Couples Cock Ring

This silicone cock ring makes for the perfect couples sex toy as it designed to stimulate both partners. The seven functions of the cock rings can be easily controlled by the remote control. The remote allows you to change the vibration function and also the vibration speed.

Click here to learn more about this cock ring!

#3 – Loving Joy Under the Mattress Restraint System

Loving Joy Under the Mattress Restraint System

Allow yourself to become a playground for your partner’s touch and surrender your limbs to the soft cuffs that will keep your wrists and ankles firmly but comfortably in place.

Click here to learn more about this bondage restraint!

#2 – Fetish Fantasy Pink Passion Bondage Kit

Fetish Fantasy Pink Passion Bondage Kit

This starter kit includes a pair if nylon wrist and ankle cuffs, four adjustable nylon tethers, a ball gag and FREE satin blindfold.
The clips and Velcro provide you with easy escape if needed but are strong enough to restrain.

Click here to learn more about this bondage kit!

#1 – Loving Joy DUA Interchangeable Vibrator with 2 Attachments

Loving Joy DUA Interchangeable Vibrator with 2 Attachments

This Vibrator comes with two interchangeable attachments those being a rabbit vibrator and a wand vibrator.
It offers whisper quiet yet powerful vibrations.

Click here to learn more about this interchangeable vibrator!

Nobs And Nockers Toys For Him

Sex Toys For Men

Male sex toys from nobs and nockers deliver maximum pleasure all of the time – for you and your partner.

Click here to check out sex toys for men at Nobs And Nockers!

Nobs And Nockers Toys For Her

Female Sex Toys

Discover adult sex toys from nobs and nockers to bring fun to your sex life when alone and exciting new ways to play with your partner.

Click here to check out sex toys for women at Nobs And Nockers!

Nobs And Nockers BDSM Toys

Bondage Sex Toys

Star in your own version of Fifty Shades of Grey with nobs And nockers wide selection of BDSM toys, devices, and gear!

Click here to check out Nobs And Nockers’ BDSM section!

Nobs And Nockers Social Media Accounts

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Nobs and Knockers understands the importance of social media, and they have by far the best social media presence of any sex toy company that I’ve ever come across!

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