Dyskreet Big Booty Sex Dolls

Everyday I get emails from men requesting nudes and selfies of my “big” booty more than any other part of my body. This got me thinking that there are more “ASS MEN” in the world that “Boob Men”, “Face Men”, or even “Feet Men”.

 

Have You Had Sex With The Big Booty Babe of Your Dreams?

Are you an “ass” man that dreams about having sex with big booty babes?

In fact, have you ever had sex with the big booty woman of your dreams? If you have then consider yourself very lucky because most men live their entire lives unable to check off “have sex with the big booty woman of your dreams” from their bucket list, and this really makes the people at Dyskreet Sex Dolls sad because they want everyone to have sex with the exact BIG BOOTY woman that they have ever wanted to have sex with!

For example, what if you were a man that has always dreamed about having sex with a big booty blonde bombshell but you end up living your entire life only having sex with flat-booty brunettes? This scenario just breaks the hearts of the people over at Dyskreet Sex Dolls into a million little pieces because having sex with your big booty dream woman is very important to them.

Where Is The Best Place Online To Buy Big Booty Sex Dolls?

There are so many companies online selling realistic TPE sex dolls and realistic silicone sex dolls that it’s difficult to know which site to buy your Big Booty sex dolls from, so after spending hours upon hours online researching every sex doll company I could find on the entire world-wide-web, I honestly believe that everyone should buy their TPE and silicone Big Booty sex dolls from Dyskreet Sex Dolls!

 

Reasons Why You Should Buy Your Big Booty Sex Dolls From Dyskreet Sex Dolls

Here are the main reasons why I believe Dyskreet Sex Dolls is the best place to buy Big Booty sex dolls from:

Reason #1: Dyskreet Sex Dolls sources only the Highest Quality, Premium Medical Grade TPE Sex Dolls that are Crafted Per Client Order!

Reason #2: Dyskreet Sex Dolls has one of the widest selections of sex dolls available online today, and yes, this includes their line of Big Booty Sex Dolls!

Reason #3: Their sex dolls will be delivered within 13-15 Days of Verified & Cleared Payment.

Reason #4: All of their Big Booty Sex Dolls are squeezable in all places and has elastic skin like a real person.

Reason #5: All of their Big Booty Sex Dolls can be customized made according to your taste, special for yourself.

Reason #6: They provide 24/7 service on all of their Big Booty Sex Dolls.

Reason #7: If for any reason you are not satisfied with your sex doll you can return that item within 7 days of delivery!

Meet Big Booty Dyskreet Sex Dolls

Now if you’ve never had sex with the big booty woman of your dreams then I’d like to introduce you to Dyskreet Sex Dolls wide selection of BIG BOOTY sex dolls because they actually make it possible for anyone, no matter what you look like, or how much money you make, to have sex with the exact BIG BOOTY woman, in the form of a realistic sex doll, you’ve always dreamed about having sex with!

Seriously, if you’ve always fantasized about having anal sex with a sexy BIG BOOTY Brazilian woman that also has HUGE BOOBS then Dyskreet Sex Dolls can actually make that possible for you.

For example, meet Big Ass & Huge Tits Brazilian Bombshell sex doll Eloa!

Eloa is a beautiful, big booty, Brazilian bombshell sex doll that loves getting pounded in all of her holes, especially her big booty, and that’s when she’s not even aroused, she just really loves a man’s cock more than anything else in the world.

So if you want to live out your BIG BOOTY sex fantasies, then Eloa might just be the big booty Brazilian woman you’ve always wanted in your life.

 

MORE BIG BOOTY Dyskreet SEX DOLLS!

If you like blonde college babes with big asses then you have to meet super sexy Amazing College Big Tits, Fat Ass Sex Doll Amber!

Amber is a super sexy college babe that has the bubble butt of the BIG BOOTY goddess you’ve always dreamed about screwing! Amber really knows how to party, but when the party ends she’s ready to get down on her knees to perform the best blow job you will ever receive in your entire life…but once she’s finished performing oral on you she’s gonna beg you to slide your wiener into her big bouncy ass for some amazing anal sex!

 

The Biggest Booty of Them ALL

Now if you really like women with big asses, we mean REALLY BIG asses, then we must introduce you to Big Butt Sex Doll Nisha!

Nisha’s big booty was designed with love, and created for the biggest “ass” men in the world. If you love a big booty, and I mean really love a big booty then Nisha is the big booty sex doll of your dreams. Her butt started growing when she was a teenager living in India, but unlike most girls, her booty continued to grow, and grow, and grow some more, and once she moved to the United States she had the biggest ass of any Indian woman in the entire country!

It’s to no one’s surprise that Nisha’s favorite sexual position is doggy style because she loves getting down on her hands and knees so a man can get right behind her big booty and pound away on it until he’s out of breath.

 

Meet All of The Dyskreet Sex Dolls!

Nisha, Amber, and Eloa are just a few of the many Big Booty sex dolls available at Dyskreet Sex Dolls! No matter what type of woman turns you on, you can find her Dyskreet Sex Dolls; they have ebony big booty sex dolls, blonde sex dolls with big butts, brunettes with big asses, Asian babes with bubble butts, no matter what type of big booty woman turns you on you’ll find her waiting to have sex with you at Dyskreet Sex Dolls!

But Dyskreet Sex Dolls understands that not every man in an “Ass Man” and because of that they have many different types of sex dolls designed to cater to the individual tastes of their customers.

 

3’3″ Dainty Sex Dolls

3’6″ to 5’2″ Sex Dolls

5’3″ to 5’9″ Sex Dolls

Big Tits Sex Dolls

Big Ass Sex Dolls

 

Ebony Sex Dolls

 

Sexy Nymph, Pixie & Fairy Sex Dolls

Sexy & Slutty Lingerie & Intimates

 

About Dyskreet Sex Dolls

The Dyskreet Sex Dolls  & Lingerie Team is Proud of Their History Due to Extensive Experience in Customer Service, Sales & Management Excellence on a Worldwide Scale. From Procurement, Highly Reputable Sources and of Course, the Highest Quality Products – They Take Pride in Every Step, Process & Protocol in order to Meet and Exceed Their Clients’ Expectations.

Intimate Desires Adult Treats for Women & Couples & Men

For some reason everyone thinks that sex toys are strictly a female oriented products. In fact, whenever I have conversations with my friends about sex toys, most of them think that only women use them to get themselves off, and honestly, nothing could be further from the truth because there are just as many sex toys for men as there are for women, and there are also a wide variety of sex toys for couples to use together.

Sex toys are mainly used to “get you off”, but believe it or not, sex toys also have many benefits for women, men, and couples that everyone should be aware of.

 

Benefits Of Sex Toys For Couples

Benefit #1 – Everyone Gets To Have An Orgasm!

When you mix in a vibrator the guy doesn’t have to worry about giving his girl an amazing orgasm….the vibrator should guarantee climax for the woman, so the guy can focus on just enjoying sex without having to worry about doing a great job or not.

 

Benefit #2 – Sex Toys Help Make Relationships Stronger!

Variety is the key to maintaining desire and passion in long-term relationships. Without sex toys, intimacy with your partner will become repetitive and will lead to boring sex lives. A boring sex live can effect your mental well-being, and sex toys will only add positive effects to relationships.

 

Benefit #3 – Sex Toys Make Couples’ Fantasies Come To Life!

If you’ve always wanted to play the authoritative school teacher, there’s a whip for that. Or maybe you’ve been fantasizing about playing a police officer and handcuffing your partner to the bed ― whatever the case may be, dressing up, role playing, and using toys as your props is the best way to take the fantasies out of your head and into the real world.

 

Intimate Desires Adult Has The Best Sex Toys For Couples!

If you’ve never gone online with your significant other to check out sex toys then you really need to do this today by visiting Intimate Desires. It’s so much fun just checking out sex toys with your partner, and buying them for each other will create a new bond between the two of you.

Intimate Desires Adult “Sex Toys for Couples” section is a great place for couples to go online together and search for the perfect sex toys they’ll need to spice up their sex life.

 

Jenny’s Intimate Desires Adult Sex Toys For Couples Picks!

Below I’ve listed a few couples sex toys from Intimate Desires “Sex Toys for Couples” section that every couple should start using today so that they can enjoy all of the benefits that sex toys provide for couples.

 

 

Strict 7 Pc Bondage Adventure Set

Strict 7 Piece Bondage Adventure Set Black from XR Brands. Bind your lover in sexy, bondage black and do all the dirty things to them that you have been promising! This matching black bondage set includes a collar, whip and wrist and ankle cuffs that are perfect for restricting your sub in style.

Click here to learn more about this Bondage Adventure Set!

 

Sex Toy Benefits for Women

Benefit #1 – Sex Toys Won’t Leave You With A Baby 9 Months Down The road!

If you’re worried about getting pregnant but still want to have an orgasm, then sex toys are a girl’s best friend for sure!

 

Benefit #2 – Sex Toys Can’t Give You An STD!

The thought of getting an STD is something that all women think about when sleeping with a new partner, but a new sex toy will never give you an STD!

 

Benefit #3 – Say Goodbye to Painful Menstrual Cramps!

I hate when I’m having my period, mainly due to the intense, and very painful, cramps that come with every period I have ever had, and that’s why I always use a vibrator when I’m on period because orgasms really do relieve cramp pains.

Also, when I’m on my period I don’t want to have sex with a man but still want to have an orgasm, and sex toys don’t care about a little bit of period blood.

 

Benefit #4 – Sex Toys Reduce Stress For Women!

Life is very stressful right now due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but using a sex toy can really take your mind to a pleasurable place that leads to an amazing orgasm, which in turn will reduce any stress you may have.

 

Intimate Desires Adult Has The Best Sex Toys For Women!

Women are becoming more comfortable with their sexuality and embracing the introduction of sex toys into the bedroom & experimenting with sex toys. Intimate Desires has everything a woman needs to cure her appetite for amazing orgasms.

Their “Sex Toys for Women” collection has been put together with woman’s needs in mind. From vibrators to anal trainer kits, bullets & eggs to eco-friendly sex toys, Intimate Desires Adult has the selection of sexual goodies that will make any woman happy!

 

Jenny’s Intimate Desires Adult Sex Toys For Women Picks!

Below I’ve listed a few male sex toys from Intimate Desires “Sex Toys for Women” section that every woman should start using today so that they can enjoy all of the benefits that sex toys provide for women.

 

Satisfyer Pro 2 – Next Generation

The popular classic Satisfyer Pro 2 guarantees explosive pleasure sensations with its innovative pressure wave stimulation. With 11 programs, the high tech gimmick offers contact free enjoyment, which can be experienced everywhere and anywhere thanks to the rechargeable batteries.
Click here to learn more about the Satisfyer Pro 2!

 

 

The Benefits Of Sex Toys for Men

Benefit #1 – Sex Toys Make Men Last Longer While Having Sex!

Male masturbation devices allow men to “train” for sex. The more sex you have the longer you last, and men that use male masturbating sex toys tend to last longer when having real sex than their male counterparts that do not use sex toys.

 

Benefit #2 – Sex Toys Actually Reduce the Risk of Prostate cancer in Men!

Stimulation of the prostate can offer a number of health and pleasure giving benefits. The prostate, described by some as the male equivalent of a woman’s G-spot, is a walnut-sized semen storage gland located at the base of the penis, just below the bladder. It can be stimulated both externally through pressure against the perineum and internally through the rectum. Anal stimulation is more direct, intense and produces better results.

When ignored, semen can build up within the prostate, creating stagnation and bacterial growth which can cause swelling and inflammation (prostatitis). An enlarged prostate can cause urinary and erectile problems, both distressing and uncomfortable, disrupting sleep and sexual function.

Regular prostate massage can relax tension and stress in the muscles and nerve endings in the prostate area.

When the prostate is massaged, a man can experience extremely powerful, long-lasting, often multiple orgasms, and intense ejaculation. A prostate orgasm also flushes out any stagnant prostate fluid which can cause swelling of the prostate, thus avoiding the need for surgery.

Regular prostate massage can reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer and genital pain by improving blood circulation and cleansing the prostate.

 

Benefit #3 – Sex Toys Make Men Better At Sex!

Sex toys help men become better lovers. You become more comfortable in your own body, you would become more active and be able to tell your bodily needs. You would be able to reciprocate; it would make you more experienced which would lead to being a better sex partner. Thus, men get better in sex with the use of these toys.

 

Intimate Desires Adult Has The Best Sex Toys For Men!

A great place for men to buy sex toys online is Intimate Desires!

Intimate Desires Adult has a large variety of sex toys for men. From beginners or experienced they have something for everyone.

Their “Sex Toys for Men” collection has been put together with men’s needs in mind. You’ll find cock rings, male pumps, male extensions, Fleshlights, masturbators, penis enhancer kits, and penis sleeves & French ticklers just to name a few.

 

Jenny’s Intimate Desires Adult Sex Toys For Men Picks!

Below I’ve listed a few male sex toys from Intimate Desires Adult “Sex Toys for Men” section that every man should start using today so that they can enjoy all of the benefits that sex toys provide for men.

 

Super Head Honcho

Head Honcho was voted Toy of the Year by Sue Johanson’s viewers, so this advanced model takes this winning design to a whole new level! With 3 powerful and tight suction chambers, high quality stretchy material. Super Head Honcho is destined for greatness. The ribbed head provides better grip and prevents slippage. The entrance and interior tip both have raised nodules to increase stimulation on the head and base of the penis.
Click here to learn more about the Super Head Honcho!

 

About Intimate Desires Adult Sex Toys

Intimate Desires is a luxury online adult sex shop that is here to help fulfill all your desires and fantasies whether you are straight, gay, male, female, transgender, or just a hot sexy individual! When you want to shop for adult sex toys, or want to enhance and explore your sex life, Intimate Desires has everything you want and need in one location!

Shop Intimate Desires knowing there will be no judgment, no embarrassment, and no longer having to go out in public to fulfill your sexual desires. Intimate Desires wants to eliminate any concerns, embarrassment, or hesitation when it comes to purchasing adult sex toys and lingerie. Please enjoy browsing their easy to follow catalog filled with 1,000’s of products designed for your convenience and pleasure. While shopping please note that they have provided very helpful guides, adult product reviews, detailed product descriptions, high quality images, and videos to help with any questions you may have. Intimate Desires is here to make your search for the perfect sex toy and sexual experience as easy as a click of a mouse in the privacy of your own home.

Does Intimate Desires have your heart racing yet? Are you ready to unlock all of your secret fantasies and desires? Then allow Intimate Desires help guide you into making your most Intimate Desires a reality!

COVID-19 Sex Toys Are Way Better Than Previous Pandemics

Is this whole COVID-19 quarantine putting a real cramp in your sex life as much as it has mine?

Let’s face reality though, our current social distancing practices does make it very difficult for all of us to meet up with people for spontaneous booty calls, but historically speaking there really hasn’t been a better time for people to have to deal with a pandemic because of the Internet.

Sure we can’t meet up with people for sex, but at least the Internet gives us access to adult sex shops where we can get some fun and freaky sex toys to help satisfy our sexual needs.

Previous Pandemics Had The Worst Sex Toys

Just think about the people that had to live through pandemics such as the 1633 smallpox outbreak, the Caribbean yellow fever outbreak of 1793, the three outbreaks of cholera from 1832 to 1866, or as recent as the 1918 “Spanish Flu” pandemic, these people couldn’t go online an order themselves a Hot Pink Come Hither Rabbit vibrator. Instead they had to use some sort of make-shift dildos out of sticks they found beneath an apple tree in order to get themselves off.

 

I’ve never used a tree-stick dildo, but I’m certain it doesn’t feel better than a Lavander Bodywand Rechargeable Massager vibrator! ( Bodywand vibrators feel amazing by the way!)

The Sensual Spot

So let’s all stop feeling sorry for ourselves because we can at least buy amazing sex devices online at adult toy stores like The Sensual Spot that won’t leave splinters all up in our vaginas!

With a huge assortment of the top brands in the adult novelty industry, The Sensual Spot has positioned itself to be a premiere online retail outlet.

 

A Wide Selection of Sex Toys For Everyone

Click on one of the categories below to see for yourself The Sensual Spot’s wide selection of adult products for women, men & couples!

Lingerie

Menswear

Body Massagers

C-Rings

Bondage & Fetish

G-Spot Sex Toys

Men’s Masturbators

Rabbit Vibrators

Accessories

 

Jenny’s Top Picks!

I’ve spent a lot of time checking out everything that The Sensual Spot has to offer and I’d like to share with you a few naughty items that I think everyone should have!

 

BODYWAND LUXE LARGE BLUE

The Bodywand Luxe 2-Way Wand is exactly what it sounds like, a unique toy that has a head side and a tail side. One side features a classic wand massager head great for external stimulation, and the other side features an ergonomic shape great for targeting the g-spot. The Luxe 2-Way Wand has two separate motors, is made from body-safe silicone, and is USB rechargeable.

Click here to learn more about the Bodywand Luxe 2-Way Wand!

 

 

Zolo Deep Throat Cup

Zolo Deep Throat Cup will be the best oral sex you will ever have!Realistic Deep Throat SuctionIntense Vaccuum Effect without PumpsPre-Lubricated for Ease of EntryLife Like CanalAir Control Hole for Adjusting Tightness LevelGreat for Travel

Click here to learn more about the Zolo Deep Throat Cup!

 

Remote Control Kegel Balls – Purple

The Vibrating Kegel Balls are exactly what you need to maximize your kegel muscles, or have at the ready for some discrete fun. Use with the included remote to cycle through seven functions. Made of soft silicone and available in black or purple, the vibe is USB rechargeable and comes in a satin storage bag.

Click here to learn more about these Remote Control Kegel Balls!

 

Conclusion – The Sensual Spot!

Thanks to companies like The Sensual Spot, having to survive during the time of a pandemic has never been sexier! And due to the current COVID-19 pandemic The Sensual Spot understands that money is a little tight right now, so please use the code JENNY to get 40% off any order of $50 or more!

A Hard Man Is Good To Find

Back in my grandmother’s day the women of her time lived by this motto: “a good man is hard to find”, and I use to think that was such a cute saying, but now I HATE that motto.

You see, once this whole COVID-19 quarantine thing blows “a HARD man is good to find” is going to be the motto that I live by.

I seriously cannot wait until I can meet up with a guy again just so I can drop down to my knees, unzip his pants, pull out his wiener, and just start giving him the best blow job the world has ever seen!

 

The Harder The Better

You have no idea how much I miss sucking on a super hard wiener, and the first guy that bangs me once quarantine ends had better have the hardest erection of his life because I have 4 months of sex to make up for…..And to make sure he does I went online last night to find out what the BEST male erection boosters are, and I found them, and then I ordered them, and now I’m ready to give them to a guy so he can start taking them!

 

Reasons Why Men Can’t Get Boners

Before I tell you which male erection boosters I ordered, I want to inform all of you men out there what the main causes of erectile dysfunction are!

 

Reason #1: Hard Booze & Hard Drugs = Soft Wiener!

Getting drunk and taking drugs might be fun, but being too wasted will turn your wiener into a soft serve ice cream that does no one any good.

 

Reason #2: Lack of Sleep = Tired Wiener!

Lack of sleep is a real boner killer. The more rest a man gets the stiffer of an erection he can have to use on a girl like me that craves a super hard erection!

 

Reason #3: Anxious Wieners Can’t Perform!

Men that suffer from anxiety also suffer from “performance anxiety” in the bedroom. This anxiety causes the blood that should be pumping your wiener up to a thick boner for women like me to suck on is actually redirected away from your penis.

So anxiety in general is bad to suffer from if you want to get some really good head in the bedroom.

 

Reason #4: Boners Don’t Like Being Medicated!

Many prescription drugs, as well as over the counter ones, can cause harm to a man’s boner department.

 

Reason #5: A Heavy Man is also a Soft Man!

One of the surest ways to make sure you can’t get a boner is to be overweight. So if you want to make a girl like me smile by letting me give you a BJ then you really need to lose weight so you can achieve a super hard erection.

 

Best Male Erection Boosters

After researching boner pills and boner supplements last night I kept coming across the same 6 products that every site recommended for erectile dysfunction, but the only site that had all 6 of them was Male Erection Boosters, so I recommend that every man in the world go to that site right now and order all 6 of the boner-making products listed below:

 

Gold Viagra Pills

The recommended dose is 1 capsule, taken as needed, approximately 30 minutes before sexual activity. Based on effectiveness and tolerance, the dose may be increased to a maximum recommended dose of 2 capsules. But when the dose kicks in you better believe that your wiener is going to get super stiff and extra thick!

Click here to learn more about these Gold Viagra Pills

 

German Black Ant Pills

German Black Ant Penis Enlargement Herbal Sex Pills can improve the rapid increase of the penis, make it longer, thicker, bigger, harder, and can last for as long as 120 hours!

Click here to learn more about German Black Ant Pills

 

Dark Horse Pills

Dark Horse will give women something to ride on for sure and remains in the human body for 108 hours without any side effects and dependence.

Click here to learn more about these Dark Horse Pills

 

Top Viagra

Top Viagra is rich in active factor required by male, which is the emulti-functional drug updated developed and international invented for treating premature ejaculation, ED and regylating immunity.

Click here to learn more about these Top Viagra Pills

 

Vigour 300mg

Vigour 300mg is not only all natural herbal sex potency enhancing product, but also a very effective tonic that can greatly improve overall men’s health. It can be used both for treatment of impotence, premature ejaculation, failure to obtain an erection, and lowered sexual drive as well as to resolve or avoid problems common in aging men – including fatigue, poor memory, immune system deficiency and poor digestion.

Click here to learn more about these Vigour 300mg

 

Tiger King Pills

Tiger King makes the penis erect quickly, improves sexual intercourse quality, shortens the interval for a second round of intercourse and reduces fatigue.

Click here to learn more about these Tiger King Pills

Orgasms Should Always Be FUNZEE!

Due to the COVID-19 quarantine I’ve been using sex toys to get me off since I can’t meet up with real men to have sex with, and I have to admit that orgasms from sex toys are way better than from actual sex.

Sex toys totally have an unfair advantage because they’re man-made and specifically designed to get a woman off, but wow do they give me the best orgasms that I’ve ever had!

For example, sex with a vibrator is intense and powerful because you have control over your orgasm…they also have batteries and give off sensations that a man’s tongue, finger or wiener just cannot mimic or maintain.

I’m not writing this to hurt anyone’s feelings, or harm the egos of all of you men out there, but I urge all of you women out there reading this today to go and get yourself a new sex toy so you can have amazing orgasms while being locked up at home during this time of quarantine.

 

Benefits Provided By Sex Toys…

Sex Toys Let You Discover What Turns You on

It’s important to really know what turns you on. With such a variety of sex toys on the market you can try something different every night of the week! Vibrators and dildos are most women’s go to solo toys, but have you tried them at the same time? If not you should! Experimenting with sex toys alone makes you more aware of your body and will help you tell your lover what they should do to you in the bedroom!

 

Sex Toys Help Reduce Stress

With everything going on in the world today with COVID-19 and the uncertainty it’s causing, both stress and anxiety are building up. Sex toys can give you a safe, private and quick way to let off some of your built up stress so you’re ready to face the challenges of life once more. Right now is the time when we need sex toys more than ever.

 

Sex Toys Help Cure Insomnia

Insomnia and sleep problems are the actual worst. Using a sex toy to masturbate is a great way to get your mind and body ready for sleep whether you’re anxious, have a thrown off sleep pattern, or your mind won’t shut off. Having an orgasm before you go to bed causes the body to get exhausted due to the release dopamines and oxytocin.

 

Sex Toys Enhance Your Overall Mood

Due to the release of endorphins when orgasming, masturbating with sex toys makes you happy. You don’t have to reach a full blown orgasm to relieve a little tension while masturbating with a sex toy, but just simply teasing the genitals will do the trick to turn any frown upside down!

 

Sex Toys Help Couples Set The Mood

Sex toys are a great way to get foreplay going in the bedroom for couples! The longer couples are together the less foreplay they tend to have, but sex toys allow couples to spend more time pleasuring each other before having sex.

 

Have A FUNZZEE Orgasm Today

Everyone deserves to enjoy amazing orgasms, and no one understands this more than the people over at FUNZEE!

FUNZZE understands that many people love sex toys, but some complain that the quality of sex toys are not good, some toys are not powerful, some toys are not stimulating, nor some toys cannot be charged. So they decide to build their own FUNZZE brand, to provide unique, interesting and high quality sex toys. They don’t sell a lot of sex toys, but the ones they do sell are AMAZEE.

 

FUNZZEE Is Committed To Quality

FUNZEE checks every detail of each product before shipping, of cause wearing sanitary gloves. Checklist include but not limited to:

Do all the buttons work?
How is the sound? Is it too loud?
How is the vibration, is it powerful?
How is the suction, is it strong?
Can it be charged normally?

They’ll send out only when they’re 100% satisfied with it.

They’re committed to provide unique, interesting & high quality sex toys, plus satisfying customer service. They care about every customer, they will hear what you say and what you want, will solve your issues in time, thus to give you a pleasant shopping experience on Funzze.com.

 

Jenny’s Top FUNZEE Picks

Below I’ve listed my favorite FUNZEE sex toys!

 

Greedy Tongue Vibrator

This lifelike tongue vibrator is a clitoris stimulator for oral sex. This adult sex toy licks like a lover’s tongue, fiercely and greedily. It can lick your clit, G spot, vagina, nipples or any sensitive part you want. With the precise stimulation, women are more likely to get orgasm.

Click here to learn more about the Greedy Tongue Vibrator!

 

Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

This thrusting rabbit vibrator combines thrusting, vibration, clitoral stimulation together, 3 functions in one toy. The heating feature makes it keeping 45° constant temperature , which is as warm as a real man’s temperature. This wild monster be played by women or couples, to experience thrusting stimulation and clitoral thrills.

Click here to learn more about the Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator!

 

Mini Wand Massager

This lovely soft wand massager is perfect for all-body massage, for both men and women. With the powerful vibration and flexible head, it can massage your tired neck, shoulder, back, arms or legs. It will help you to relieve muscle pain and tiredness, get relaxed and improve blood circulation in your muscles. Thanks to the small and portable size, it’s a good choice for travel, you can use it by yourself or give it as a gift to your family or friend.

Click here to learn more about the Mini Wand Massager!

 

Conclusion

Everyone deserves to have amazing orgasms, and sex toys make amazing orgasms possible.

Please visit FUNZZE today so you can start experiencing amazing orgasms for yourself as soon as possible!

Everything You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About Sex Dolls

Get ready to learn everything you’ve ever wanted to know about sex dolls as well as the best site online to buy sex dolls from!

 

What Exactly Is A Sex Doll?

The sex dolls that your grandfather most likely owned resembled more of a beach ball than a real looking woman, but the sex dolls of today look so realistic that your grandfather may have never dated your grandmother in the first place if he had access to them.

You see, today’s sex dolls are super advanced sex toys for men that are created to resemble a real life woman. Sex dolls, also called love dolls, not only look like real women, but their designed to replicate all aspects of real sex for men. All sex dolls have mouths, vaginas, and butt holes designed to allow men to have simulated intercourse with; men can use sex dolls for everything from blow jobs, to anal sex, which is everything a real woman can do, except sex dolls won’t complain about it.

 

Inflatable Sex Dolls

Some sex dolls are inflatable and are made from poly-vinyl chloride resin, and these beach ball replicas make better bachelorette and bachelor party gag gifts than actual sex toys, but today’s sex dolls are made from silicone or TPE materials, which look, and feel, like real human women are extremely popular pleasure companions for men because of how realistic they are!

 

TPE Sex Dolls

TPE stands for Thermoplastic Elastomer, which is a kind of plastic that is very soft and can be stretched up to 5.5 times in length. TPE is easier to stain than silicone, but has a more life like feel than silicone.

 

Silicone Sex Dolls

Silicone, which is a polymer, is non-porous, less sensitive to heat, and typically easier to clean than TPE.

 

Are TPE & Silicone Sex Dolls Stiff?

TPE and silicone sex dolls are extremely flexible and can be used in all types of sexual positions such as doggy style to reverse cowgirl, and every other position you can think of.

Now TPE sex dolls are more flexible than silicone sex dolls, so you should keep that in mind if flexibility is important to you. Also, since TPE sex dolls are more flexible they have a shorter lifespan than there silicone counterparts, so keep this in mind when choosing between the two.

 

Are Sex Dolls Safe To Have Sex With?

The inflatable versions may pop in your hands as you try to pound away on them in the doggie style position, so be prepared for a surprise, but the more expensive realistic silicone and TPE models are perfectly safe to have simulated sex with because both TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer) and silicone are non-toxic materials that can’t harm you physically or chemically, and will never explode in your arms while your in the middle of switching up sex positions.

 

Do Silicone & TPE Sex Dolls Have To Be Cleaned?

Do you masturbate into the same tissue over and over again? Of course not, you want to ejaculate into something fresh and clean each and every time, so the answer is “yes” silicone and TPE sex dolls must be cleaned each and every time they are used for sexual gratification.

 

How Difficult Is It To Clean TPE & Silicone Sex Dolls?

Although it’s very important to thoroughly clean, and dry, TPE and silicone dolls after each and every use, it’s actually a pretty simple process.

Some sex doll owners wear condoms to simplify the cleaning process, but those that don’t should always use a cleaning agent similar to “Soft soap’s Antibacterial Soap”. But let’s be honest, sex feels way better when condoms aren’t involved, so don’t be lazy, bang your TPE and silicone sex dolls without rubbers and spend a few extra minutes to clean them once the fun is over!

 

How Long Do Sex Dolls Last?

Inflatable sex dolls might last 24 to 72 hours before they pop or get lost at sea, but the more expensive TPE and silicone versions have a much longer lifespan! In fact, most TPE and silicone sex dolls last longer than most marriages do. And if longevity is extremely important to you, then this is something you’ll need to take into account when deciding between silicone sex dolls and TPE sex dolls.

Depending on the manufacturer, the lifespan of a TPE sex doll, if cared for correctly, is around 6 to 10 years.

On the other hand, a silicone sex dolls can practically last indefinitely, but on average they have a lifespan of 15 to 20 years.

 

Why Do Silicone Sex Dolls Typically Outlast TPE Sex Dolls?

Silicone is a non-porous material, which makes it impermeable to sexual fluids, aka your jizz, during use and easy to clean, but on the other hand, TPE dolls tend to accumulate fluids easier, which reduces the efficiency of sterilizing and cleaning after use.

Elasticity is another factor why silicone sex dolls last longer than TPE sex dolls. The properties in silicone material are harder than those in TPE, which make TPE dolls more flexible and life-like feeling, but is also why TPE dolls last half as long as silicone dolls.

As previously mentioned, sex dolls do last longer than the average marriage, and when it’s time to retire your sex doll you can easily buy another one without having to go through divorce court first!

 

Where Are Sex Dolls Kept When Not Being Used?

Your grandfather most likely kept his inflatable sex doll under his bed, which probably didn’t freak out your grandmother when she did her annual spring cleaning because she probably thought it was a beach ball, but she probably would have called local homicide detectives if she found a TPE or silicone sex dolls in it’s place because of how realistic looking they are.

It’s best to store sex dolls vertically in a place where the temperature is cool and away from sunlight, but depending on your living situation, and level of discretion, sex dolls can pretty much be stored anywhere.

Men living alone tend to keep their dolls in bed or alongside them on their couch, but if discretion is a factor then closets make a wonderful hiding spot.

Seriously though, get ready for an awkward conversation with homicide detectives if someone finds a TPE or silicone sex doll under your bed because they really do look like real women.

 

Are Sex Dolls Good For Your Health?

Sex dolls provide men with plenty of health benefits, both physically and emotionally.

Men need to have sex to remain physically, emotionally, and psychologically stable. Without sex, men tend to feel frustrated, and are more prone to violence and outbursts of anger, but sexually satisfied men are calm and confident.

Sex dolls allow men to get the same benefits they’d get from having sex with a real woman because of how realistic they are.

 

Are Sex Dolls Worth The Price?

Inflatable sex dolls run around $15.99 to $32.99 depending on the manufacturer, and might last a few evenings.

On the other hand, TPE and silicone sex dolls cost between $2,000 and $6,000, but they can last for over a decade, and honestly can you really place a price tag on great sex? I don’t think you can!

Why Do TPE & Silicone Sex Dolls Make Better Companions Than Real Women?

The answer to this question is rather simple, sex dolls never complain about flowers, gifts, expensive vacations, and unlike real women, are always DTF!

 

Where Is The Best Place Online To Buy TPE & Silicone Sex Dolls?

There are so many companies online selling sex dolls that it’s difficult to know which site to buy your TPE and silicone sex doll from, so after spending hours upon hours online researching every sex doll company I could find, I honestly believe that everyone should buy their TPE and silicone sex dolls from Sodolls!

 

Reasons Why You Should Buy Your Sex Dolls From Sodolls

Here are the main reasons why I believe Sodolls is the best place to buy sex dolls from:

Reason #1: Sodolls are made of medical grade TPE material, 100% safe guarantee!

Reason #2: All sex dolls are designed by professional artists with 5 years experience!

Reason #3: Strict quality control and management to confirm every doll are prefect.

Reason #4: All of their realistic sex doll squeezable in all places and has elastic skin like a real person.

Reason #5: All of their realistic sex dolls can be customized made according to your taste, special for yourself.

Reason #6: They provide 24/7 service.

 

Jenny’s Favorite Sex Dolls

If you’re seeking a sex doll companion, then I recommend you take a look at the three amazing sex dolls from Sodolls that I’ve listed below:

 

Meet BBW Sex Doll Jasmine

Jasmine is a BBW super model with big breasts and an even bigger booty that loves being bent over to take in all that any man cam give her. Yes, Jasmine is a real freak in the sheets and will do whatever it takes to make her man as happy as possible!

With the face of an angel, big booty of a goddess, seductive eyes, and brown hair brown, Jasmine has everything in a woman that a man desires, and Jasmine is always ready to please!

Click here to learn more about sex doll Jasmine!

 

Meet Sex Doll Emily

Emily is an American blonde bombshell with amazing tits, and a perfectly round booty that no man can resist once they get a glance at it. She currently works as a secretary, and is an exceptional employee, but is ready to settle down with someone that will appreciate every hole located on her beautifully tanned-body.

Click here to learn more about sex doll Emily!

 

Meet Sex Doll Natasha

If you like blonde Russian woman with big breasts and athletic bodies, then Natasha is the sex doll you’ve been waiting for!

Natasha is also a perfect choice for someone who is looking for love, companionship, and a body that can handle any and all of your favorite sexual positions in the bedroom.

Her big, perky breasts, cinched waist and athletic hips give her an amazing silhouette that’s set off by her gloriously long, blonde hair. Beautiful both inside and out, Natasha’s certainly a keeper!

Click here to learn more about sex doll Natasha!

 

 

I Just Ordered A Six Week Interest Free Orgasm

As many of you already know, not only am I a blogger and swinger party hostess, but I’m also a realtor, and thanks to the COVID-19 quarantine not too many people are currently interested in buying homes.

So like most people, I have to tighten up my purse strings slightly tighter right now than ever before until I can start selling some houses! This means that I have to be very conservative with my funds and not splurge away on any non-essential purchases.

And because of this whole pandemic quarantine nightmare that I just can’t wake up from, I’ve becoming bored with the been current collection of vibrators that I’ve been using on a daily basis since March to curb the orgasm withdrawals I’ve been suffering from since I can’t meet up with real men, who have real wieners connected to their bodies, to have sex with, and I really want to buy a new LELO INSIGNIA SORAYA 2 vibrator but don’t think it’d be very responsible of me to spend money on a new sex toy right now.

 

An Orgasm A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

I’m sure many of you are rolling your eyes at me while reading this, but daily orgasms are an extremely important component for everyone’s diet because of the physical and mental benefits that orgasms provide for us…so all women and men alike need to have at least one daily serving of orgasms or our health will be compromised, and this is why I need a new LELO INSIGNIA SORAYA 2 vibrator ASAP!

 

Benefits Provided By Sex Toys

Sex Toys Turn Frowns Upside Down: If you’re feeling a little more depressed than usual then put down that glass of wine and pick up a sex toy instead! You see, due to the release of endorphins when orgasming, masturbating with sex toys makes you happy. You don’t have to reach a full blown orgasm to relieve a little tension while masturbating with a sex toy, but just simply teasing the genitals will do the trick to turn any frown upside down!

 

Sex Toys Reduce Stress & Anxiety: Sex toys can give you a safe, private and quick way to let off some of your built up stress so you’re ready to face the challenges of life once more with a very clear mindset. Right now is the time when we need sex toys more than ever.

 

Use Sex Toys Instead Of Sleeping Pills To Go Night-Night: Insomnia and sleep problems are the actual worst. Using a sex toy to masturbate is a great way to get your mind and body ready for sleep whether you’re anxious, have a thrown off sleep pattern, or your mind won’t shut off. Having an orgasm before you go to bed causes the body to get exhausted due to the release dopamines and oxytocin.

 

Pay For Today’s Orgasm Over The Next 6 Weeks

If you’re craving a new sex toy as much as I am, but aren’t sure if spending money on a new vibrator, dildo, or prostate massager is a financially responsible thing to do at the moment, then I’d like to introduce you to the online sex toy company Play Now Pay Later that will let you pay later for the sex toys you want to play with today!

 

About Play Now Pay Later

Play Now Pay Later was created with you, the consumer, in mind! They are a US based company focused on providing top Adult Toys to satisfy everyone’s desire!

Their motto is their name – Play Now & Pay Later. They accept multiple payment options, from credit cards to PayPal, but also offer you the ability to spread your payments, interest free, over a 6 week period. They want you to be able to purchase what you want when you want without breaking the bank.

 

Jenny’s Top Sex Toy Recommendations

Here are the sex toys from Play Now Pay Later that I recommend everyone get their hands on as soon as possible:

 

LELO INSIGNIA SORAYA 2

The Lelo Insignia Soraya is one of the most chic and luxurious sex toys for women out there. Designed to stimulate a mind-blowing orgasmic experience, the Lelo Insignia Soraya is a dual action vibrator; ensuring deep pleasure to your clitoris and g-spot, the Lelo Insignia Soraya 2 is a worldwide best seller and will give you the time of your life. Incorporate the latest edition of the Soraya into your next solo session for an extremely unforgettable experience.

Click here to learn more about the LELO INSIGNIA SORAYA 2

 

 

FEMME FUN THRUSTING RABBIT VIBRATOR

The Femme Funn Essenza Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is an incredibly luxurious take on the must-have rabbit vibrator. With the Femme Fun Vibrator, users can experience pleasure in both the clitoral and internal regions at the same time, making your next orgasm one you will never forget.

Click here to learn more about this RABBIT VIBRATOR

 

Conclusion

Everyone deserves to have amazing orgasms, and sex toys make amazing orgasms possible.

Play Now Pay Later understands that money might be tight right now, so they’ll let you order a new sex toy from them today to get you off without having to pay for it right away!

 

Have Sex with the Woman of Your Dreams

Have you ever had sex with the woman or man of your dreams? If you have then consider yourself very lucky because most people live their entire lives unable to check off “have sex with the person of your dreams” from their bucket list, and this really makes me sad because I want everyone to have sex with the exact woman or man that they’ve always wanted to.

For example, what if you were a man that has always dreamed about having sex with a big booty blonde bombshell that loves getting pounded out in all three of her holes, but you end up living your entire life only having sex with flat-booty brunettes? This scenario just breaks my heart into a million little pieces.

Now if you’ve never had sex with the woman or man of your dreams then I’d like to introduce you to a company by the name of Hug-Doll because they actually make it possible for anyone, no matter what you look like or how much money you make, to have sex with the exact type of person you’ve always dreamed about having sex with!

Seriously, if you’ve always fantasized about having anal sex with an athletic blonde woman then Hug-Doll can actually make that possible for you.

Let’s say you’ve always wanted a big booty MILF with huge boobs give you a blow job but have given up on this dream because you don’t think it’ll ever happen…well I can guarantee that Hug-Doll will help you find the big booty MILF of your dreams, huge boobs and all, who’ll be begging to fall onto her knees right in front of you to perform that blow job you’ve fantasized about your entire life.

Not only will Hug-Doll allow you the opportunity to have sex with the woman of your dreams, but their women never complain, don’t need any gifts, never complain about anything, and will ALWAYS have sex with you whenever, wherever, and in any position you want.

 

About Hug-Doll

Hug-Doll is a sex doll company that is making it possible for anyone to enjoy sexual satisfaction with the exact type of woman that turns them on.

In 2015 HUG-Doll started putting together a staff of talented of people that have the great ability to design, develop and produce sex dolls that look and feel so realistic that most people can’t tell the difference between having sex with a real woman or one of their sex dolls.

 

Jenny’s Top Hug-Dolls

Hug-Doll has such an amazing selection of sex dolls to choose from that I’m sure most men will have a difficult time deciding on the one they want, so in an attempt to help you with your decisions I’ve listed below the 3 sex dolls that I think are the sexiest!

 

 

Meet Realistic Sex Doll Zariyah

Zariyah is a beautiful big-breasted realistic sex doll. Zariyah has the face of an angel, big booty of a goddess, seductive eyes, brown hair, and she loves taking care of her man any way she can! She loves showing off her big boobs and will do whatever a man wants, whenever he wants to. She’s one of the most popular realistic sex dolls for reasons I’m sure you can imagine for yourself.

Click here to learn more about Hug Doll’s Zariyah!

 

 

Realistic Sex Doll Sofia Is Waiting For You

Sofia is a blonde bombshell with amazing tits, and a perfectly round booty. She currently works as a flight attendant for a very busy airline, and is ready to settle down with someone that will appreciate every hole located on her beautifully tanned-body.

Besides being beautiful and having a perfect body, Sofia is a sexual goddess who knows how to please her lover. She is extremely naughty and loves getting down on her knees to please her man, but before he climaxes she bends over so he can pound away on her gorgeous round ass.

If you want to fulfill all of your wildest sexual fantasies, then Sofia is the blonde sex doll of your dreams!

Click here to learn more about sex doll Sofia!

 

Sex Doll Pelagia Wants To Have Some BDSM Fun

Are you seeking a submissive woman to help you live out your BDSM fantasies? If so then Pelagia would love to have you tie her up and make her your slave. You can use whips and chains to teach her to be your slave, and since she’s the perfect BDSM sex doll you won’t have to worry about agreeing on any safe words because she loves all forms of punishment!

Pelagia also has the most beautiful huge boobs that are perfect for sliding your erection between while she’s tied up and unable to stop you from ejaculation all over her beautiful face!

Click here to learn more about sex doll Pelagia!

 

Conclusion

If you never thought you’d be able to have sex with the woman of your dreams, then visit Hug-Doll today because they’ll make it possible for you to indeed have sex with the exact type of person you’ve always wanted to!

The Cure for Small-Booty Syndrome

WARNING: If you’re a woman who suffers from small-booty syndrome you may become depressed while reading this article. But please read all the way through because there’s a cure for small-booty syndrome that I must inform you about!

 

Reasons Why I Wan a Bigger Booty!

I already have a nice sized booty, but I wouldn’t mind having a slightly bigger booty than I have now for a few reasons.

 

Reason #1 Why I Want A Bigger Booty – Booty Fat Is Harmless!

Unlike excess white fat in the stomach, which surrounds organs and can lead to inflammation, high blood pressure, and disease, big butts are full of subcutaneous yellow fat.

 

Reason #2 Why I Want a Bigger Booty – Big Butts Look Better During Sex!

Big butts look HOT when they get pounded away on in the doggy style position, reverse cowgirl position, or any other sexual position where the booty is being featured! Females with small butts don’t look as sexy in the above mentioned sexual positions…or at least that’s my opinion…so don’t hate me for saying this all you tiny girls with small butts!

 

Reason #3 Why I Want a Bigger Booty – They make you biologically more attractive!

Big butts enhance the appearance of the curvature of the spine, and give you those sexy hourglass curves!

 

Reason #4 Why I Want A Bigger Booty – You’re Allowed To Be “Hangry”!

Yes, big booty babes can reserve the right to be hangry. But if you’re too sick to eat, too busy at work to break for lunch, or even stuck on a desert island; the extra fat stored in a big butt can serve as fuel. It’s like a backup meal that can help you survive emergencies.

 

Reason #5 Why I Want A Bigger Booty – Big Asses Make Men Feel Drunk & Happy!

The sight of a big booty activates the reward regions of the male brain that are otherwise activated by drugs and alcohol!

 

Reason #6 Why I Want A Bigger Booty – Diabetes Hates A Big Booty!

The bigger your waist-to-hip ratio the lower your risk of developing type-2 diabetes!

 

Reason #7 Why I Want A Bigger Booty – They Are Better For Sex!

You know that old saying, “More cushion for the pushin'”, well a big booty can get pounded away on during sex much longer and way harder than a smaller booty can!

 

Reason #8 Why I Want A Bigger Booty – They Look Better In Clothes!

No matter what outfit you want to wear, a big booty makes any piece of clothing look 100% better!

Now that you know why I want a bigger booty, let me explain why men prefer women with big butts over females with small butts!

 

Reasons Why Men Like A Big Juicy Female Booty!

Reason #1 Why Men Prefer Girls With Big Butts – Forbidden fruit is the sweetest!

Guys are usually aware that the booty is off limits. It’s a place they are usually forbidden to enter, if you know what I mean.

 

Reason #2 Why Men Prefer Girls With Big Butts – Big Butts Are More Fun To Stare At!

Men are very visual creatures by nature, and their eyes tend to find things BIGGER more attractive!

 

Reason #3 Why Men Prefer Girls With Big Butts – More To Grab!

A big booty with the perfect amount of fat in the right places can serve as a pillow, hand warmer, or just something squishy and fun to play with. The more handfuls of ass that a man can grab the happier he will be!

 

Reason #4 Why Men Prefer Girls With Big Butts – Big Butts Are Popular!

Big butts are extremely popular in today’s culture. Women with them are seen as sex symbols and are very desirable.

So it’s no wonder that men like them because they are constantly surrounded by them.

And I think I don’t even have to repeat any names of those famous big butts because we’ve all memorized them very well.

 

Is There Hope For Women Who Suffer From Small-Booty Syndrome?

If you’re a woman who suffers from small-booty syndrome, or if you know a woman who has an undesirable flat-ass, you can finally come out of hiding because a company by the name of PureBody Vitamins can help you turn your tiny bottom into a big and juicy booty!

 

About Pure Body Vitamins

Have you ever wish you had a bigger butt? Or wished you had fuller breasts? Yes, Then Pure Body is for you and can help you achieve your goals. To have the body, or shall we say “booty” you’ve always wanted! PureBody Cream and PureBody Vitamins are a 100% All Natural Supplements that will help you enhance your breasts and buttocks. Additionally, PureBody Vitamins also contains Vitamin D and Calcium which naturally promotes healthy hair and nails. And PureBody Cream contains Vitamin E and Aloe to moisturize for smooth, soft skin. So if you are searching for a product that will increase the size of your breast and buttocks naturally plus enhance the growth of your hair and nails also moisturize your skin, then look no further.

 

Conclusion

If you suffer from small-booty syndrome I want you to know that you’re not alone. Many women with flat and weak asses can be found almost everywhere you go, but you can break your small-bottom mold if you really want to and grow a bigger booty by visiting PureBody Vitamins today!

 

How to Seduce Another Couple Into Having Sex

Since I’m a swinger myself I receive almost 300 emails per week from readers asking a wide range of “swinger” oriented questions, but the number one question I get is this:

“Jenny, my significant other and I want to have sex with another couple that we know but we aren’t sure how to tell them.”

Well this can be a very tricky situation if not handled correctly. Here is some advice on how to approach the situation.

 

Tip #1 – Are You Ready To Lose Their Friendship

Before letting another couple know that you want to have sex with them you need to decide how important their friendship is to you and your significant other, because you might lose their friendship forever once they find out that you’re into the swinging lifestyle.

Once another couple finds out that you and your significant other are swingers there’s no going back because they’ll ONLY see you as swingers if they aren’t into it; if you DO NOT want to lose their friendship then you may never want to tell them that you’re swingers.

If they’re “into” it then they’ll not just see you as swingers because they understand the lifestyle.

If you’re “okay” with risking the friendship then proceed to tip #2!

 

Tip #2 – Invite Them Over For Dinner and Drinks

Invite the couple over that you want to have sex with over for dinner and drinks. Don’t be overly flirtatious, just be friendly and have playful conversations about sex while you’re eating dinner and enjoying a few glasses of wine together.

Also, make sure that you and your significant other dress as sexy as possible for the dinner so that the other couple finds the two of you attractive.

 

Tip #3 – Observe The Other Couples Interest in Sex

During dinner you’ll be able to tell how open your friends are about sex; if they seem into it then you can continue advancing the conversation toward your end-goal, but if they seem turned off then shut it down right away or you may lose them as friends forever.

 

Tip #4 – Let the “Cat Out of the Bag” With A Game

Now that everyone is starting to feel the effects of the wine I suggest playing a “swinger” oriented game; games make the best icebreakers because you’re not the ones pushing the limits, but the game itself can be blamed for doing that!

At the last swinger’s party I went to the hosts brought out a game called Couple Game 2019, and I suggest that you get this game as well to play with other couples that you want to have sex with.

 

About Couple Game 2019

Couple Game 2019 is an erotic board game for 2 to 8 open-minded couples. The double sided game board offers 2 levels, softcore and hardcore, and is designed for beginners all the way to experienced swingers. The 30 “action” fields per side contain special and erotic tasks that are visually displayed. Each position on the board and the associated action for men or women is also explained in the game description. For each action you have only a limited time available. The game offers a lot of erotic fun for all couples.

 

Perfect For Beginners & New Couples

One side of the board is specially designed for new players. Play this version with new friends or couples if you’re not sure how “far” you want to go!

In the “softcore” version the highest action is oral sex and no task has actual sexual intercourse. There are mainly erotic tasks such as taking off clothes or “fondling” other people. The players can switch to the hardcore version at any time if all players agree. You can find some examples of the softcore tasks below.

I suggest you start with this version of the game the first time you play it with a new couple because they’ll be more open to give it a shot…then maybe joke around about they “Hardcore” version of the game to see what they think. If you get the feeling that they may want to give the “hardcore” version then I say go for it!

The “hardcore” version gets right to the point. Although designed for experienced couples and swingers, there is probably at least one task for which you would rather use a diamond, so that you don’t have to complete the task. For all tasks there is a time limit, otherwise most of the guys would not be able to complete the first round!

 

EXAMPLES SOFTCORE TASKS

1 – Put a hand in a player’s pants and see if he or she is already horny!

2 – Orders all male players to take off a piece of clothing.

3 – Use the “Sexposition” dice and simulate the position with the player to your right..

4 – The player who throws the highest number using the dice touches your pussy with his dick. (but no penetration allowed).

5 – Stand in front of any player facing away from them and with your legs apart – you will be fondled from behind.

6 – Massage and caress the butt of a desired player with oil.

7 – Striptease – Take off your clothes or use a diamond as a joker to keep 1 piece of clothing !!!

Maybe start out by just doing these tasks to your own significant other in front of the other couple before suggesting that you switch up partners.

 

EXAMPLES HARDCORE TASKS: These Are Way More Fun!

1 – Your hands are tied behind you; then all male players lick you all over your body at the same time.

2 – The player to the left inserts his dick in you, but he is not allowed to move until the hourglass expires.

3 – Let yourself be licked by 2 players of your choice. Each of the 2 players will receive a diamond.

4 – The female player who throws the highest number on the dice has her breasts oiled; then you rub your dick in between.

5 – You are fucked by all men at the same time (double or more) but you decide what is allowed.

6 – Blindfold!!! – All players penetrate you one after another – if you guess who is, you will receive a diamond.

 

Conclusion

If you really want to inform another couple that you and your significant other want to have sex with them then be prepared to lose their friendship if they aren’t interested in your swinging lifestyle.

But if they do seem interested then I suggest you play the softcore version of Couple Game 2019 with them as a way of getting things started and to see how far they’re willing to go with you and your significant other!