OMG! OMG!! Check out the woman in these pictures I posted above and below; she has what my dead grandmother would call “Fake Boobs From Hell”!
I just want to be clear, these pictures are real. These aren’t fancy Hollywood special effects or an app that adds insanely huge fake boobs to any picture.
This is a real woman, and those are her real fake boobs.
Those would make sex so miserable for her. Forget sex for a second, fake boobs that size would make going to the bathroom miserable. How is she able to stand up? How is she able to even drive a car? Can she drive a car? Her arms are shorter than her boobs are long. I guess if her boobs had hands in place of the nipples then maybe she could drive. I feel so sad for her.
Okay, I have fake boobs; anyone that looks at my chest can say without any hesitation, “Hey Jenny, you obviously have fake boobs”.
I was actually flat-chested during my first 2 years of high school….I was actually so flat-chested that the boys in my grade gave me the awesome nickname of “No Tits Jenny”…nothing causes a young girl’s self-esteem to rise as high as the highest mountain tops than being called “No Tits Jenny”.
So on my 16th birthday my mom bought me my very first pair of fake tits! (I’ve actually had 4 different sets of boobs in my life, but that’s a different story for another day.)
Actually, my mom and I both got boob jobs on my 16th birthday, and we even got matching pairs, literally.
Here’s the point of my story, my fake bust was a huge boost to my self-esteem right out of the gate; the boys in my grade no longer called me “No Tits Jenny”, and the girls in my grade were kind enough to give me a brand new nickname. Yep, I was known as “Slut Boobs”. I don’t blame them now that I look back on it, I’d be jealous of a girl that had the one thing that all high school boys want, big bouncing boobs.
Honestly, I’m very grateful that my mom allowed me to stuff my body with two big bags filled with fake tits, and maybe the only reason the boys liked me was because I let them feel me up each day during 4th period Social Studies, and maybe I’d be less promiscuous if I was still flat-chested, but the point of my story is, WHY THE FUCK DID THIS CHICK EVER THINK FAKE TITS THAT HUGE WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?
I love being able to serve big mouthfuls of my tits to someone I’m having sex with, but no man could ever truly enjoy boobs as big as hers.
I’d like for any man reading this to honestly let me know if he’d ever want to have sex twice with a woman that has boobs that big….I understand that every man alive would want to give those planet crushing-sized boobs at least one go around, but would you want to strap on for a second ride?
I hope that I don’t seem like I’m being cruel to this lady. I don’t want to hurt her feelings. But she obviously destroyed her body so men could stare at her.
If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to make sure she knows that she doesn’t have to disfigure her body to impress any man. Maybe I’ll tell her right after we get matching boob jobs on her 16th birthday.
WOW!! I’m a hypocrite to say the least.
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