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Sex Dolls Make Getting Laid Possible During COVID-19

Sex Dolls Make Getting Laid Possible During COVID-19

The COVID-19 pandemic has made dating, and meeting new people for that matter, impossible since restaurants, movie theaters, bars, night clubs other places where people come together for dates are closed in an effort to keep them apart.

Why Can’t People Just Meet Up At Their Homes For First Dates

Most women don’t feel comfortable having a man that they’ve never met before coming over to their home just as much as they don’t want to go over to a man’s place of residence that they have never met before in person.

So if men can’t take women out on dates due to everything being closed, and if women don’t feel comfortable going to a strangers place of residence or have that stranger come over to their place of residence, then how the heck can anyone get laid during the time of a pandemic.

Men Can Hire Escorts If They Need To Get Laid During A Pandemic

First off, hiring sex workers for sex is illegal in most countries, and second, most men are too nervous to hire escorts because they’re worried that they may be hiring an undercover cop instead of a legitimate escort.

Also, many escorts have taken a break from having sex with new clients during the COVID-19 pandemic because they are also very worried about contracting the coronavirus.

Men Can Go To Strip Clubs To At Least Get Lap Dances

Try again please! Men cannot go to strip clubs to get some female contact in the form of lap dances doing COVID-19 because most, if not all, strip clubs have been closed since the coronavirus quarantine went into effect.

Basically Men Cannot Get Laid Because Of COVID-19

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Actually men can get laid during the times of the coronavirus pandemic thanks to a company by the name of Real Love Sex Dolls who are providing men with extremely realistic love dolls as an amazing alternative to having sex with real women.

The Real Love Sex Dolls companionship dolls really do look like real women, and sex with these dolls really does feel like the real thing.

Sex Dolls Cannot Replace Real Women

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Real Love Sex Dolls not only can replace real women, but other than being able to have babies, Real Love Sex Dolls actually make better companions for men than real women do for a wide number of reasons because sex dolls never want flowers, don’t wear makeup and never get headaches just to name a few.

Real Women Demand That You Drive Expensive Cars

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Real women seem disgusted by men who don’t own at least a $90,000 car, and will demand that their man get a really expensive car if they don’t have one.

Real Love Sex Dolls Could Care Less About What You Drive

On the other hand Real Love Sex Dolls could care less what a man drives, and will never nag their man about buying an expensive car just for status.

Real Women Are Such High-Maintenance

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Real women always want fresh new flowers, expensive gifts, and to be taken out to fancy dinners every single weekend, and if these requirements aren’t met then good luck getting laid.

Real Love Sex Dolls Require Zero Maintenance

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Real Love Sex Dolls can’t smell flowers, don’t eat food, have no need for expensive gifts, and are always ready and willing to have sex with their man no matter what.

Real Women Spend Hours Putting on Makeup No Matter The Occasion

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Sure real woman are sex and gorgeous, but not all of the time, and in order to achieve their beautiful looks means sitting in front of a mirror applying makeup for over 2 hours.

Real Love Sex Dolls Are Always Beautiful & Never Need Makeup

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Real Love Sex Dolls always look beautiful and never make their men wait around hours while they sit in front of a mirror applying makeup.

Real Women Criticize Your Style & Want You To Get Different Clothes

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Real women want to make sure you look “good enough” to be seen with them, and this means spending hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on a new wardrobe.

Real Love Sex Dolls Don’t Care About Your Style

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Real Love Sex Dolls could care less about what clothes you wear and are always ready to have sex with you no matter how you’re dressed.

Real Women Demand Expensive Vacations & Would Rather Die Than Camp

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Real women always want to go on vacations, but only if it’s an expensive and luxurious getaway that you’re willing to get the bill for.

Also, if you can kiss the idea of going camping ever again in your life goodbye because real women would rather die that sleep in a ten with you. Most men never go camping ever again once they start a relationship with a real woman. And if you’re able to get your chick to go camping with you there is zero chance that she’ll ever have sex with you in a tent.

Real Love Sex Dolls Will Bang You In A Tent

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Real Love Sex Dolls will save you thousands upon thousands of dollars on vacations in your lifetime because they’ll never complain about going on a campaign trip with you, and they’re always down to get banged under the stars in any size tent.

Real Women Get Headaches All Of The time

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You can kiss getting laid goodbye if you’re lady has a headache; and some women even fake having headaches just so they don’t have to have sex.

Real Love Sex Dolls Can’t Get Headaches

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Real Love Sex are unable to get headaches, therefore can never make up excuses to not have sex, which means you can have sex whenever you’re in the mood and not have to wait for anyone else to be in the mood.

Real Women Are Clingy & Needy & Always Want Your Attention

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Real women always demand your full attention, are very needy, and extremely clingy, which means that you almost never have a second alone to either breathe or spend time alone with your guy friends without her tagging along.

Real Love Sex Dolls Don’t Demand Any Attention

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Real Love Sex Dolls give you the space you need when you want it and never demand any attention from you at all to make them happy.

PMS Is A Real Thing That Real Women Get Every Single Month

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At least 12 times per year women go on PMS rampages where they treat their men like garbage, and you can forget about having sex with real women when they’re having their periods.

Real Love Sex Dolls Don’t Bleed

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Real Love Sex Dolls never have periods, never go on PMS rampages, and are always ready and willing to have sex no matter what time of the month it may be.

Real Women Are Cheaters

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While being in a relationship, you have to be constantly insecure about being cheated on by your partner. You can never have the peace of mind when you are worried about your partner finding anybody better than you and leaving you anytime.

Real Love Sex Dolls Never Cheat & Are ALWAYS Loyal

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With Real Love Sex Dolls, you don’t have any chance of infidelity. Once they are yours, they remain yours. They will never cheat on you or ever leave you for another person, and best of all, they are always ready to have sex with you!

Real Women Decorate Your House With Pillows & Stuffed Animals

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You can expect a lot of pillows, stuffed animals and pink walls once you move in with a real woman, as well as having any say in how your home is decorated because real women always want to decorate your house the way they want it decorated.

Real Love Sex Dolls Like Your House Just The Way It Is

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Real Love Sex Dolls will never complain about how your house is decorated and are always ready to have sex with you!

Real Women Demand That Their Needs Come First & Depend On Men For Happiness

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Usually, that requires spending a lot of money on only the things that she wants; she never looks at the price tags when she has your credit card in her wallet. The funny thing is, even after all that, she never really seems happy. This spills over into things that don’t cost money too. For example, she pouts when you want to have a couple friends over to watch sports, and she also pouts when you won’t watch back-to-back episodes of The Bachelor with her.

Basically, real women DO NOT understand the word “compromise.”

Real Love Sex Dolls Put Your Needs First and Always Want You To Be Happy

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Real Love Sex Dolls exist to make you happy and to make sure your needs are taken care of, and BEST of all, they are always ready to have sex with you!

Real Women Are Expensive

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Over the lifetime of a relationship a man can be expected to spend at least $20,000 per year on things that their woman wants; this can be vacations, an upgrade on where they live, clothes..etc.

This is $20,000 per year that a man would not spend if he wasn’t in a relationship

Real Love Sex Dolls Save You $200,000

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The average lifespan of a Real Love Sex Doll is around 10 years, which means you won’t be spending $20,000 per year on a real woman, and best of all, you’ll be spending the entire decade having amazing sex!

More About Real Love Sex Dolls

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If the COVID-19 pandemic has made having sex difficult because you can’t meet new women at bars, night clubs, or even take new women that you meet on dating apps out on dates because everything is closed, then you really need to visit Real Love Sex Dolls and get yourself the woman of your dreams in the form of a sex doll.

Real Love Sex Dolls Has A Wide Selection Of Sex Dolls To Choose From

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I understand that choosing the perfect sex doll for yourself can be a daunting task, so below I have listed the TOP 3 Real Love Sex Dolls that I believe would make the perfect love companion!

Meet Sex Doll Peyton

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Peyton is the realistic sex doll of your dreams, she stands 5ft9 (174cm) with real woman measurements, she’s a truly life-size sex doll! Those big puffy suckable nipples are also a first.

Peyton has life-skin super silky skin, soft jiggly boobs, an enhanced fully posable skeleton, and an orgasmically tight vagina, booty and mouth.

Click here to learn more out Peyton!

Meet Sex Doll Austin

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A life-sized sex doll, Austin has real woman measurements at 34-26-37 and stands 5ft3. Molded after a real life college cheerleader, she has strong athletic thighs, muscular traps and her sweet tits are oh-so natural on her gorgeous body. Austin is a Texas country girl who loves to shake her full round ass, and ride her man like there is no tomorrow. This sweet young thang is as hot as it comes, and you will come, again and again.

Click here to learn more out Austin!

Meet Sex Doll Noori

Meet Sex Doll Noori

Sex doll heaven has been achieved when Noori was made. Is she a 4-alarm fire or what!? Ultra sensual she drips sex with her tight toned body, perky tits, nice round ass, smooth flat belly and lips you could kiss forever.

Click here to learn more out Noori!

Visit the Real Love Sex Dolls Facility & Showroom in Austin, TX!

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Based in Austin, TX, Real Love Sex Dolls has been an industry leader for over six years! Our Austin shop is where we office, ship accessories and in-stock dolls, manufacture many of our exclusive Care Items, do photography and video shoots and have a showroom filled with gorgeous dolls for you to meet!

Interested in seeing a doll in person? Make an appointment to visit our showroom and a member of our team will give you a tour!

Click here if Interested in seeing a doll in person!

Which Real Love Sex Dolls Do You Want To Have Sex With The Most

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Please let me know in the comments section, or you can always send me an email, which sex doll from Real Love Sex Dolls you’d love having sex with the most!

dating · Dating advice · Relationship advice

Girlfriend on Demand

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Two years ago I went to Australia to attend one of the BEST swinger parties that I’ve ever been to, and what I learned is that both Australian men and women are extremely hot and sexy! And thanks to the company HoneyHire.com.au every man in Melbourne and Sydney can hire a gorgeous Australian girlfriend whenever he wants!


-Would You Like a Girlfriend-

This one is for all you bachelors out there. You have your reasons to be single and HoneyHire gets that. However, when was the last time you indulged in the company of a charming lady who just knows how to have a good time? Someone who you can share a few good laughs with, who treats you with the love and respect you so rightly deserve?

Now you can have that occasional date, no strings attached, when it suits you and on your terms. Just imagine, the two of you could be soaking up the warmth from a wood fire, drink in hand and chatting the night away. HoneyHire is here to make that happen. All you have to do is give yourself a chance, pick a Companion today.


-About HoneyHire-

HoneyHire.com.au is all about delivering their valued male clientele exceptional and unforgettable companionship experiences. Their services are of a non-sexual nature in line with their company’s core belief that a woman has so much more to offer a man beyond just sex.

Their hand-picked companions, or Honeys as they call them, are eager to please and sure to impress. Not only sexy, charming and smart, they also come from all walks of life, have different ethnicities, life experiences and interests.

One important note is that they are currently only providing services in Melbourne and Sydney.

I wish they were providing services all over the world, and hopefully one day they might!


-Reasons to Hire A Honey-

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1)-You simply want the company of a beautiful and understanding woman

2)-You would like to bring a partner to a wedding/social/business function –
Corporate annual ball, charity luncheons, cocktail parties, Melbourne Cup, etc.

3)-You want a girlfriend experience with no strings attached

4)-You are experiencing issues in your relationship. Maybe your are not sure why your better half is unhappy with you? Speak to a Honey who will be able to give you her unbiased opinion

5)-You need someone to play a specific role. For example, are your parents pestering you to get married? Hire yourself a girlfriend to meet your parents.

6)-Pretty much everything limited to your imagination except sexual services as HoneyHire is not an escort agency. For the thrill-seekers, skydiving, hot air balloon rides and theme parks are fantastic options. Then again, you may seek to enjoy a relaxing dinner date, go to the movies, celebrate your birthday, take her to your high school reunion, a partner to take with you to the zoo, pub hopping, whatever, you get the picture.


-Are You Bad At Planning Dates-

HoneyHire will not only supply you with a hot female companion for your date, but they’ll also plan everything for your date as well if you want them to.

For example, your Companion can accompany you on a day trip to the Yarra Valley visiting popular attractions and wine tasting, followed by dinner at a renowned restaurant. If you require a Companion to travel with you within Australia, this can also be arranged but you will need to cover costs for travel and accomodation.


-What can YOU expect from Honey Companions-

You can expect nothing short of a highly memorable experience. Our Companions are respectful, well-presented, and of course, will provide you with the fine company you deserve. They are here to accompany you to weddings, social events, movies, a casual date, just to name a few, it’s your call. It is always prudent to detail your special requirements in the notes section at the time of your booking. For example, if you would like your companion to take on the role as your girlfriend in a social context, it would make sense to book them an hour earlier and to debrief them.


-What is expected of YOU-

To ensure a pleasurable experience, always treat your Honey with respect and courtesy. HoneyHire is not an escort agency, you cannot ask your companion to have sex with you. Harassing or forcing them to have sex with you would be a breach of our service terms and conditions and will strictly not be tolerated. Any sexual conduct is a matter of two consenting adults and is outside the scope of our employment contract.


-How Do You Become A Honey-

First and foremost, you must be committed to delivering a memorable and enjoyable experience to your client and therefore you will have outstanding interpersonal skills. You are very conversational, an excellent listener and can easily carry a conversation. As importantly, you will not only be well-groomed and tastefully presented but also have the smarts and wits, in whatever area that may be. For example, that could be in the area of sports, business, lots of relationship experience, etc.

Perhaps boredom is taking it’s toll in your office job or you are a student looking to make some extra pocket money. Whatever your situation, HoneyHire offer’s flexible working arrangements to suit your lifestyle.

-Type of Women They Hire-

-Individuals able to work in Melbourne and/or Sydney

-Immaculate and tasteful self-presentation

-Highly organised and reliable – able to respond to job requests promptly via your mobile phone

-Experience not necessary but you must have a strong desire to please and possess exceptional interpersonal skills with a commitment to ‘client comes first’

-Perks & Benefits of Being a Honey-

HoneyHire will bare the costs to advertise and promote you

– You can specify your days and times available, if you have a day job or are currently studying, we can work around your timetable

– Gentlemen clientele, no sex required

If you’re a woman living in the Melbourne or Sydney areas and are interested in working for HoneyHire then click here to learn more!


-Conclusion-

If you’re a man living, or visiting, in the Melbourne or Sydney areas, visit HoneyHire today and hire a Honey because they are so HOT and SEXY, and you deserve to hang out with a HOT and SEXY Honey!

If you do not live, or are not planning to visit Melbourne or Sydney, would you be interested in a service like HoneyHire that would allow you to have a girlfriend on demand? Please let me know in the comments section!

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dating · Dating apps

Find Jenny on Yumi: The Anonymous Dating App – YUMIAPP.com

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Please read my review of the The Anonymous Dating App – Yumiapp.com if you want to learn how you can find and match with me on this dating app!

Anyone who is familiar with me, and my blog, knows that I love dating apps, and that I use them to meet up with guys, not really in order to find my soulmate, but more for fun and one night stands.

But I realize that there are many reasons why both men and women continue to use dating apps, and through my years of using dating apps I have discovered the top 3 reasons why men really use dating apps.


-Here are the TOP 3 Reasons Why Men Use Dating Apps-

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Reason Number 1 Why Men Use Dating Apps:

A guys main goal for using a dating app is to find something more serious.

Don’t get me wrong, no guy is going to turn down a “hook up”, but they really do want to find someone that they can build a serious relationship with.


Reason Number 2 Why Men Use Dating Apps:

The 2nd main reason why guys use dating apps is because they just want to get laid.

Most men I know, and that I have personally met on dating apps, just want to meet chicks that they can have sex with. These guys DO NOT want a girlfriend, and just want to meet their next “booty call”.


Reason Number 3 Why Men Use Dating Apps:

The 3rd main reason why men use dating apps is because they are currently married, or have a girlfriend, and want to have an affair.

A lot of the guys that I meet on dating apps are already in relationships and think that dating apps are an easy way to meet women without being caught by their significant other.

These guys think they are pretty slick, but most times these guys get sloppy, and they get busted one way or another.


Do women use dating apps for the same reasons why men use dating apps? Not really.

-Here are the TOP 3 Reasons Why Women Use Dating Apps-

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Reason Number 1 Why Women Use Dating Apps:

They just got out of a relationship and start using dating apps just to see what is out there.

These women are not looking for sex, but are just trying to see if men find them attractive enough to want to date.


Reason Number 2 Why Women Use Dating Apps:

They want to actually start dating new guys to hopefully find their soulmate, and hopefully get married to that soulmate.


Reason Number 3 Why Women Use Dating Apps:

For sex. Yes guys, a lot more women use dating apps just to get laid. I mean, this is the number 1 reason why I use dating apps as many of you already know.


There are just so many new dating apps out there that is becoming more and more difficult to know which new dating apps you should try. But thanks to my friend Jessica, I now have a new dating app that I just can’t get enough of!

Jessica knows that I love using dating apps just to hook up, so last week at Sunday brunch she showed me the new dating app she was using, and after brunch I downloaded it, and have already hooked up with 3 guys that I matched with on it.

I am going to now do a review of this new dating app, but before I do I want everyone who is reading this to go download it right away.

This app is called Yumi: Anonymous Dating App and it’s available for both iPhone and Android users.

iPhone users Click HERE now to download YUMI app here for FREE!

Android users Click HERE now to download YUMI app here for FREE!

Click here to check out the Yumi website!

Here is why I love the Yumi dating app, and why I really want everyone to start using it today:


First off, YUMI is free to use, so you DO NOT have to pay a single dime to check it out, So please go and download it now!


-YUMI IS LOCAL-

YUMI is all about local hookups. No matter what city you live in, you will find someone to hook up with…


-YUMI IS FOR EVERYONE-

YUMI is for everybody. Straight, gay, lesbian, bi, trans, FWB — United States, to Canada, to United Kingdom — everyone is welcome with Yumi, and it all starts with a random chat.


-LOVE & SEX-

YUMI will help you find people that are just seeking one night stands, but will also let you find people that might be seeking something a little more serious. And the people that are just seeking sex will let you know upfront so there are no games.


Now let me explain to you exactly how YUMI works:


YUMI never asks you for any of your personal information. Not your Facebook, phone number, or email….nothing.

You’re on YUMI to chat with a potential hookup, and that’s all that matters to them. Have fun, with no strings attached.


YUMI doesn’t even require you to upload any photos, not even a profile picture. Every other dating app that I have ever used won’t let you even use the app until you upload a photo, so this is a major plus.


Instead of a profile pic you can create a “VOICE PROFILE”. This is really cool because it allows women to let guys know how sexy they can be. And I also love hearing how some of the guys’ voice sound…it really turns me on.


If you DO upload a profile photo, YUMI has a built-in photo editor. Blur your pic, cover your face with emojis, add a mosaic effect… whatever! Get creative while protecting your privacy.


Instead of swiping YUMI has this feature called “YUMI CARDS”. Choose 1 of 4 default cards; flip it over; and hey! You’ve got a 50% chance of finding a match in your area. This is a super fun feature that I have never come across on any other dating app.

Here is how this feature looks:

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YUMI doesn’t cost a single dime to use or send messages – it’s 100% free to chat with your mutual matches, and people whose Card you have flipped over.


As I already mentioned, I have met up with 3 different guys since last Sunday when I first started using the app. All of the guys have been really cool, and not full of B.S.

How many stars do I give the YUMI Dating App

I give it 5 out of 5 stars! So I want everyone reading this to download this dating app right now and try to find me on the app! If you do then I’ll meet up with you!

Click HERE to download the YUMI Dating App today

dating · Dating apps

Getting close to having sex with 1,000 men on Tinder!

I just want to let everyone who reads my blog to know that I’m getting very close to finally having sex with 1,000 men that I have met on Tinder!!!

This means that I’ll have to finish up my book and get it published some how! I really want to publish it myself, but I’m going to need help. I set up a GoFundMe account, so if anyone who reads this wants to make a donation that would be AMAZING!

Just send me an email and i will send you my GoFundMe page address!

But please DO NOT make a donation if you are not in a financial position to do so. If you have a few extra pennies, quarters, or dollars to donate then that would be really amazing! If you cannot afford to help, then please do not.

If you do make a donation please email me so I can send you some naughty pics of myself that I haven’t sent anyone yet, and a sexy vid of me having sex.

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dating · Dating advice · Dating apps · iPhone apps

2 Sugar Daddy Apps That Got My Friend Sean Laid!

Last week 2 dating communities contacted me offering my readers free memberships to their communities.

I need your opinion on what you think of both of these dating apps/communities before I take them on as clients.

Now, I don’t want to ever promote anything unless I know it’s the real deal, so I actually had my guy friend Sean sign up to both of these communities to check them out to see if we could find girls on them that would have a threesome with us.

Sean had no problem getting girls to message him on both apps, but we had to make sure that the girls actually looked like the pics on their profiles, so we asked some of the girls to facetime him, and the ones that agreed were the exact girls in the profiles.

The first girl that we met up with had a threesome with us the first night we met her.

Sean was also able to sleep with 3 other girls he met on these apps. So it looks like both of these dating communities are actually more like sex communities.

But we ran a few tests with Sean’s profile.

Test 1:

We said that Sean is a married man looking to have an affair.

Of the 18 girls he messaged 16 of them didn’t care that he was married.

Sean met up with one of them, and he did indeed have sex with her.

Test 2:

We said that Sean is single and not seeking anything serious.

22 girls replied to Sean.

Sean went out with 4 of them last week and slept with 2 of them.

Conclusion:

Both of these dating communities, or sex communities, are real. The girls on the apps are real, the guys on the apps are real, and both apps have a lot of girls and guys in every city across the United States.

Also, it seems that both single men as well as married men can use these apps to meet girls to have sex with.

I would like run some more tests with both male and female readers of my blog. I want to see how many of you are able to have sex using these apps.

If anyone reading this wants to help me out with testing these apps out please send me an email:

realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com

Thank you for anyone that would love to help me out with this study!

dating · Dating apps · Online dating · Tinder App

I was Roofied but not Date Raped

Well the worse possible thing that can happen to a girl out on a date happened to me on Wednesday night, but thankfully I knew what was happening to me.

Dating Tip Number 1: Avoid being date raped!

I was roofied by a guy that I matched with on a certain dating app, but thankfully this prick didn’t have the chance to date rape me because he is not only a scum bag rapist, but also a complete moron.


Luckily for me I arrived to the bar that I was meeting this guy at before he did, I ordered a 7Up with a lime, no alcohol at all in my drink, and just waited for this date rapist to arrive. Now that I think of it not only did this guy drug me to rape me, but he was also like 10 minutes late, so he’s an all around jerk.

When the dickhead finally met up with me for our date I excused myself to the ladies room, but I asked the bartender to get me another round of what I was drinking before I left. When I got back I started chatting with my date and drinking my soda.

About 35 minutes into the date I started feeling light headed, and I noticed I was slurring my words a bit, and since I’ve been roofied in the past, I knew that this dude roofied my drink. I told the bartender to call the cops ASAP and asked him to have security hold my date…I did this when my date went to the bathroom, so he had no idea what was going on when he came back to the bar.

Guess what, this mother fu*ker admitted to the bar’s security what he had done, but said that I told him to do it so I didn’t have to drink too much alcohol to get drunk. Thankfully no one believed him, and his date rapist ass was arrested!

I’ll tell you one thing, the headache the day after you get roofied is the worse headache a girl will ever have.

But not all women are as lucky as I am; thankfully I didn’t drink any alcohol because that’s how I knew something was wrong, so I want to give some tips to women that could help avoid being roofied:


Tip 1) Never leave your drink alone. I made this mistake, and I will never make it again.

Tip 2) Don’t drink anything that a guy you don’t know brings to you. Lots of pricks use this tactic to slip something into the drink before handing it over to you.

Tip 3) Don’t take a sip from anyone else’s drink that you don’t know or trust. This is another trick from the date rapist’s playbook.

Tip 4) Always hold your drink from the top of the glass. Some date rapists are very smooth and could find a way to slip something into your glass without you noticing.

Tip 5) Don’t trust your friends to watch your drink for you when you leave to use the ladies room. Your friend might not pay as close attention to your drink as they should.

But even if you follow these tips you can still get drugged by a date rapist, so if you start having any of the following symptoms make sure to tell the bartender, waitress, call the cops, or call a friend to get you:

Date Rape Drug Symptoms:

1) Feeling very “drunk” even though you didn’t drink alcohol, or didn’t drink enough alcohol to feel as “drunk” as you are.

2) You start losing consciousness

3) You feel confused and disoriented

4) You notice that you’re slurring your words when you talk

Now if you ever wake up after a date feeling disoriented or confused as to where you are, not remembering anything at all from the night before, and have urinary pain, or signs of sexual activity, then you need to call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673 before you do anything else.

The National Sexual Assault Hotline will give you the information you need to help you figure out what to do.

Here are the most common date rape drugs:

1) Alcohol

2) Benzodiazepines

3) Gamma-hydroxybutyric acid (GHB)

4) Ketamine

Thankfully I wasn’t sexually assaulted by my date on Wednesday night, and I’m going to make sure that this prick never has the chance to date rape anyone in the future.

Also, this dude wasted a perfectly good Hump Day Wednesday for me, and I’m never going to allow another humpday to be wasted ever again!

dating · Entertainment · Movie Reviews

Date Night Movie Review for Jordan Peele’s US

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So this isn’t a traditional movie review where I break down a movie’s plot, or how the acting is, but rather I want to let people know if a movie is a good “date night” movie that could possibly lead to some after-movie fun in the bedroom.

This is how I will break down a movie:

1) Is it a movie you should take a date on

2) Is it a movie that will allow for some sexy fun while watching it

3) Can you expect a kiss, a bj, hot sex, or nothing at all after seeing it

I did go see Jordan Peele’s US this past weekend:I kinda liked his last movie Get Out, and I LOVED his movie Keanu, which he didn’t direct but wrote, so I was totally up for seeing it when my guy friend asked if I wanted to go with him.

Here is my Date Night Review of Jordan Peele’s US:

1) Is it a movie you should take a date on:

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Yes, this really is a great date night movie, it’s super weird and kind of scary, not too scary, but still scary.

Scary movies are great date night movies because they allow you to cuddle up and hold hands with your date for just about the entire length of the movie.

2) Is it a movie that will allow for some sexy fun while watching it:

The problem with horror movie’s like Jordan Peele’s US, is that women don’t feel like giving hand jobs or blow jobs while watching them.

If you’re a guy that’s hoping for hand jobs and blow jobs at the cinema then take your chick to an action movie like a Fast and Furious, or a sexy movie like a Magic Mike, but never to a horror movie.

Hand jobs at the movies

Also, I’m never in the mood to suck off my date, or give his wiener a handshake while watching a depressing drama flick, so stay away from those type of films as well if your hoping to fill your chick’s mouth with your hot dog.

Sex in a movie theatre

Also, this movie is a big hit right now, and packed movie theaters don’t allow for blow jobs, maybe you can sneak in a hand job if you cut a hole in the bottom of a pop corn bucket, but too large of an audience for blow jobs.

3) Can you expect a kiss, a bj, hot sex, or nothing at all after seeing it:

Unless your chick is a complete freak for the horror genre, I think  Jordan Peele’s US is too scary to make any chick horny, so you shouldn’t expect any blow jobs or sex after the movie ends.

On the bright side, expect having a sleepover in your date’s bed since she’ll most likely be too scared to sleep alone after seeing Jordan Peele’s US.

Kiss on a first date

So basically, stay away from seeing Jordan Peele’s US if you’re hoping to have sex with your date this weekend!

Final Scores for Jordan Peele’s US:

Review for the movie US
First date
Where to go on a first date

More information about the movie US:

Cast info for Jordan Peele’s US :

Director: Jordan Peele

Writer: Jordan Peele

Cast: Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, Elisabeth Moss, Tim Heidecker, Shahadi Wright Joseph and Evan Alex

Visit the IMDB page below for full cast and crew credits for Jordan Peel’s US
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6857112/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_1

Check out more movie reviews and freshness scores for Jordan Peele’s US at the RottenTomatoes page below
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/us_2019

Check out the Fandango page below to see when and where Jordan Peele’s US will be playing near you
https://www.fandango.com/

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I just Banged my 730th Tinder Match

Watch The Video Below If You Want To Attend One of My Anal Sex Parties!

ALL of the Women in the Above Video LOVE Having Anal Sex At My Swinger Parties!

Before you begin reading this article about my slutty accomplishment, I just want to let anyone know that they can email me at anytime to ask me anything at all! I love getting emails! My email address is realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com

Okay, so if you read my last post then you know that I farted while giving a blow job today 😵 But on a much more positive note, I’m very happy to report that tonight at 10:07 PM I finished up having sex with the 730th guy that I met on Tinder!

I just Banged my 730th Tinder Match😬

I’m also glad to report that not one fart came out of my booty during this momentous accomplishment, and I will go on record right
now with a “Never Fart Again” guarantee!
I will NEVER fart again for the rest of my life!
Have a wonderful weekend friends!

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Connecticut Swinger & Strip Club Locations! [2023 UPDATED]


Welcome to my Connecticut Swinger Lifestyle events page!

On this page you will learn how to get invited to swinger parties in the state of Connecticut, as well as where the best Connecticut swinger clubs are located. I also post updated pictures of my beautiful swinger girlfriends on a regular basis so that you know what type of female swingers you can party with in the state of Connecticut. So please make sure to read everything on this page, starting at the top, and ending at the bottom, so that you are aware of everything that deals with the swinger lifestyle in the state of Connecticut!

Connecticut Swinger Party Tip Of The Month: this Hartford swinger (pictured below) drank just one cup of Tupi Tea and was able to sexually satisfy 8 female swingers at the exact same time…

Learn why more and more Connecticut men are starting to drink a cup of Tupi Tea daily to see if you should also be drinking this male enhancing miracle tea.

Connecticut Swinger Lifestyle Table of Contents

Section 1 – Learn How To Get Invited to Connecticut Swinger Parties

Section 2 – Connecticut Swinger Club Videos

Sections 3 – Connecticut Swinger Party Update

Section 4 – Pictures of My Sexy Connecticut Swinger Party Guests

Section 5 – Connecticut Swinger Club Locations

Section 6 – Connecticut Strip Club Locations

Section 7 – The 5 Best Pool Parties in Connecticut

Section 1: How To Get Invited To Connecticut Swinger Parties

If you would like to get invited to any of the Connecticut swingers parties that I’ll be hosting, all you need to do is send me an email letting me know which city in Connecticut you want to party in. Also, make sure to let me know how many invitations you would like to receive.

I can’t guarantee that I can get everyone invited to a Connecticut swinger’s party that sends me an email request for an invitation, but I promise that I’ll do my very best to make that happen.

My email address is listed below
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com

Section 2 – Connecticut Swinger Club Videos

Please Party With My BIG BOOTY Swinger Girlfriends in the Video below

CLICK HERE to Watch The ABOVE VIDEO of My BIG BOOTY Swinger Girlfriends

-Jenny Can Help You Get Into Connecticut Strip Clubs Without Paying a Cover Charge-

Please send me an email letting me know which city you’re in and I’ll let you know which strip clubs I can help get you into for free!

My email address is:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com


CONNECTICUT SWINGER CLUB VIDEOS

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE ABOVE VIDEO TO GET INVITED TO CONNECTICUT SWINGER CLUBS!

Sections 3 – Connecticut Swinger Party Update

Connecticut Swinger Party Update

Subscribe to my YouTube channel by clicking here if you want to get invited to a swinger’s party in Connecticut this upcoming swinger party season!

My swinger party community wants to make sure that ONLY serious women and men want to party and have sex at our amazing swinger parties, and the people that subscribe to my YouTube channel will get notified before anyone else about our upcoming swinger party schedule!

Section 4 – Pictures of My Sexy Connecticut Swinger Party Guests

All of the beautiful women you see in the pictires below will be attending my swinger parties in the following Connecticut cities: Hartford, New Haven, Stamford, Bridgeport, Danbury, Waterbury, Greenwich, Norwalk, Bristol, Fairfield, Milford, Manchester, Middletown, Hamden, and Meriden.

Hartford Swinger Party Female Guests

Regina – AGE 22

Sylvie – AGE 23


Madison – AGE 23


Jordan – AGE 23


Holly – AGE 25


Matilda – AGE 28


Sylvia – AGE 29


Cameron – AGE 22


Armani – AGE 3
7


Jenna – AGE 22

Section 5 – Connecticut Swinger Club Locations

– Connecticut has some very fun, and very sexy, swinger clubs and strip clubs –

Below I’ve listed the TOP rated swinger clubs and strip clubs located in Connecticut.

Connecticut Swinger Club Locations

1)Leisure Time Club
Hartford, CT 06106
http://www.leisuretime-club.com

Welcome To Leisure Time Club. Click Here to explore a club that offers the ONLY True On-Premise Experience in Connecticut. Once inside you’ll gain a clear perspective into the most attended alternative lifestyle club in New England. Leisure Time Club has a warm, inviting and sexual charged atmosphere. Read our reviews, then come in and discover, for yourselves the Leisure Time experience. Open every Saturday Night at 9PM.

2)Fairfield & Westchester County Swingers
Norwalk, CT 06850
http://www.fwcs.party

The Fairfield & Westchester county swinger group is dedicated to bringing like minded people together for socializing, house parties & club events. We are a no pressure group and we put fun and friendship first, before play. Each month we host house parties where sexy couples come to meet, mingle, dance and play. We also host club takeovers where swingers can come to blow off a little steam with the sexiest lifestylers in the area.

3)Cocktail Party Central
middletown, CT 06457
http://www.cocktailpartycentral.com

4)The Bucket List Group
Putnam, CT 06260
http://www.thebucketlistgroup.com

We host great parties at a large, discreet, private facility. Our group is dedicated to providing its members with the opportunity to fulfill their fantasies and check things off their bucket list. All parties and activities are always optional and voluntary. We don’t believe in pressure of any kind and will not tolerate it. Respect for others is our philosophy and mandatory at all of our events.

5)Friction Parties
Hartford, CT 06103
WWW.FRICTIONPARTIES.COM

HOT PARTIES FOR HOT PEOPLE! The original & sexiest hotel parties on the East Coast. Coming to a city near you

6)Stay and Play
Hartford, CT 06105
http://www.StayandPlayCT.com

Casual and judgement-free is at the core of our swingers lifestyle social club in CT. Have you been thinking about going to a social swingers club in CT but were hesitant for fear of being judged? We are the ideal club for newbies and couples familiar with the lifestyle alike. Newbies will appreciate how friendly and welcoming everyone is. Visit Stay and Play Swingers Club.

7)Wicked and Wild PArties
East Windsor Hill, CT 06088
http://www.wickedandwildparties.com/index.html

Wicked and Wild host Hotel Parties for Single Females, Couples and Select Single Males throughout New England, New York and New Jersey. Our Parties are themed and cater to a wide range of people. (Themed Parties will consist of Couples/Couples no single guys, Couples for single guys, and Couples that love Bi-Girls) All Parties are discrete, respectful, first class and most importantly Great FUN!

8)Connecticut Swinger
Norwalk, CT 06850
http://www.connecticutswinger.net

Section 6 – Connecticut Strip Club Locations

Bridgeport, Connecticut Strip Clubs

East Windsor, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Groton, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Hartford, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Milford, Connecticut Strip Clubs

New Haven, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Southington, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Stamford, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Stratford, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Tolland, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Vernon, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Waterbury, Connecticut Strip Clubs

West Haven, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Willimantic, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Wolcott, Connecticut Strip Clubs

Section 7 – The 5 Best Pool Parties in Connecticut

The 5 Best Pool Parties in Connecticut

We will be hosting 5 Connecticut pool parties starting June 1st and ending on August 2nd, and will be held in Bridgeport, Eastern Connecticut, Hartford, New Haven, and Northwest Connecticut.

If you love to swim in a pool, and if you love having sex with sexy swingers in a pool, then our Connecticut swinger pool parties will be the best experience of your life.

These parties will be beer and alcoholic seltzer only; no hard alcohol will be permitted for consumption. We don’t want anyone getting overly intoxicated because when you combine the hot sun with even hotter sex, no one wants anyone too drunk messing up the vibe.


Couples Should Spend More Time Together At Strip Clubs!

For some reason society believes that strip clubs are just places for men to have fun at with their buddies, but strip clubs are a great place for couples to have fun at together.


Reason #1 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Provide A Sexy Atmosphere!

The strip club just has a way of bringing out your inner goddess. Maybe it’s the lights, maybe it’s the alcohol, or maybe it’s the fact that you see a dancer twerking like you never thought possible. Strip clubs may have a bad reputation for glamorizing and catering to the more base desires of men, but they’re also frequented by women — and a lot of these clubs are very high-end. There’s a certain ambience that could inspire you to bring out your inner sex kitten.


Reason #2 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Actually Have Really Amazing Food! Seriously!!

No, really, the food can make you (momentarily) forget there are nude people everywhere! There are strip clubs out there serving chef-worthy sustenance. People should be tipping the chefs, too. Plus, chicken wings with a side of boobs make dinner really fun!


Reason #3 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Make Nights Out More Memorable!

Watching your significant other getting lap dances from hot women with big boobs is something you will never forget.


Reason #4 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Test Your Confidence in Your Relationship!

A lot of women may feel intimidated and uncomfortable with the numerous amounts of bare breasts parading in front of your man. But keep in mind that the dancers are there for a job and not to hook up with your significant other. Just because a dancer approaches him doesn’t mean he’s thinking about leaving you or fantasizing about her. Let the jealousy stay at home and enjoy the moment.


Reason #5 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Sex is ALWAYS Hotter After a Night Out at a Strip Club!

Both men and women get turned on at strip clubs, so when the couple leaves the club they can’t wait until they get home to have some extremely hot sex. The passion will be turned up to 1 million!



-The Real Reasons Why Men Love Going to Strip Clubs-

#1 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Socialize With Hot Women!

Men love talking to beautiful women, and strip clubs are loaded with nothing but beautiful women.

Also, these beautiful women will spend hours flirting with men, and that make men feel more confident about themselves.


#2 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Fulfill All of Their Sexual Fantasies without Being Judged!

Men are full of sexual fantasies. And naturally, they are born visual creature. We can’t blame them, can we? There are, however, few who choose to overshadow these desires. But today we are discussing those who don’t. The experience of beautiful women all over and some taking things to a personal level gives them in-depth excitement.


#3 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Strippers Have No Strings Attached!

Men don’t have to worry about strippers falling in love with them outside of the strip club, but inside of the club they can spend time with their favorite girls.


#4 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Celebrations are Always Better With Big Boobs!

Bachelor parties, birthdays, divorce parties, job promotions, whatever the celebration may be, men love having them at strip clubs! Why? Because celebrations are much more fun when beautiful naked women are flirting with you!

UP NEXT: VIDEOS OF CONNECTICUT HOT GIRLS THAT LOVE SWINGER PARTIES….click here to watch!

Watch videos of really hot girls trying to save your life! Click here to begin watching.

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Connecticut man has sex with 8 women in one night after drinking a cup of Tupi Tea.

What the heck is Tupi Tea? Click here to learn what Tupi Tea is and how it can help you have sex with 8 women in one night.

In other Connecticut local news…

75 year old Connecticut man only has sex with 22 year old women…

Click here to learn how this old Connecticut grandfather is able to have sex with any woman he wants!

More Connecticut Strip Club Updates

We will be updating moreswinger party info very soon, so please make sure to continue checking back so that you have the correct information at all times.

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Hawaii Swinger & Strip Club Locations! [UPDATE 2023]


My Prettiest Hawaii Female Swinger Party Guests (Watch Video – Click Here)

PLEASE EMAIL ME AT realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com which of my Hawaii female party guests you would like to party with! Just watch the above video and let me know the minute mark she appears in.

Honolulu Swinger Party Video (Click Here To Watch)

-Jenny Can Help You Get Into Hawaii Strip Clubs Without Paying a Cover Charge-

Please send me an email letting me know which city you’re in and I’ll let you know which strip clubs I can help get you into for free!

My email address is:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com


-Hawaii Swinger & Strip Club Locations!-

My Most Attractive Female Swinger Party Guests (Watch Video Below Click Here)

PLEASE EMAIL ME AT realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com which of my female party guests you woukd like to party with! Just watch the above video and let me know the minute mark she appears in.

WATCH MY SEXY YOGA PANTS TRY ON HAUL VIDEO BELOW

CLICK HERE to Watch The Above Video Of Me Trying On Different Sexy Yoga Pants!

Watch The Below VIDEO of My BIG BOOTY Swinger Girlfriends

CLICK HERE to watch the above video to see how hot my big booty swinger friends really are!

Hawaii has some very fun, and very sexy, swinger clubs and strip clubs.

Below I’ve listed the TOP rated swinger clubs and strip clubs located in Hawaii.

Hawaii Swinger Club Locations

1)Hawaii Swinger
Statewide, HI 96770
http://www.hawaiiswinger.net

2)Hawaii Swingers
Statewide, HI 96720
http://www.hawaiiswingers.net

Hawaii Strip Club Locations

Honolulu, Hawaii Strip Clubs

Ballarrinas Gentlemen’s Club
Club Sun
Club Sundance
Red Orchids (was Club Sandy)
Misty 1
Club Rock-Za
939
Club Femme Nu
Saigon Passion III
L.A.P. (was Red Rose)
Evergreen
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1331

Pearl City, Hawaii Strip Clubs

Club Hot Ash
Princess Palace
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1833

Wahiawa, Hawaii Strip Clubs

Club US
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1116

Waipahu, Hawaii Strip Clubs

Club Blossom
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=2217

Honolulu Swinger Party Female Guests

Kathryn – AGE 25


Marie – AGE 24


Angelica – AGE 2
3


Adrianna – AGE 22


Ivanna – AGE 24


Frankie – AGE 29


Leslie – AGE 25


Capri – AGE 25


Macy – AGE 23


Dallas – AGE 23


Couples Should Spend More Time Together At Strip Clubs!

For some reason society believes that strip clubs are just places for men to have fun at with their buddies, but strip clubs are a great place for couples to have fun at together.


Reason #1 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Provide A Sexy Atmosphere!

The strip club just has a way of bringing out your inner goddess. Maybe it’s the lights, maybe it’s the alcohol, or maybe it’s the fact that you see a dancer twerking like you never thought possible. Strip clubs may have a bad reputation for glamorizing and catering to the more base desires of men, but they’re also frequented by women — and a lot of these clubs are very high-end. There’s a certain ambience that could inspire you to bring out your inner sex kitten.


Reason #2 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Actually Have Really Amazing Food! Seriously!!

No, really, the food can make you (momentarily) forget there are nude people everywhere! There are strip clubs out there serving chef-worthy sustenance. People should be tipping the chefs, too. Plus, chicken wings with a side of boobs make dinner really fun!


Reason #3 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Make Nights Out More Memorable!

Watching your significant other getting lap dances from hot women with big boobs is something you will never forget.


Reason #4 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Test Your Confidence in Your Relationship!

A lot of women may feel intimidated and uncomfortable with the numerous amounts of bare breasts parading in front of your man. But keep in mind that the dancers are there for a job and not to hook up with your significant other. Just because a dancer approaches him doesn’t mean he’s thinking about leaving you or fantasizing about her. Let the jealousy stay at home and enjoy the moment.


Reason #5 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Sex is ALWAYS Hotter After a Night Out at a Strip Club!

Both men and women get turned on at strip clubs, so when the couple leaves the club they can’t wait until they get home to have some extremely hot sex. The passion will be turned up to 1 million!



-The Real Reasons Why Men Love Going to Strip Clubs-

#1 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Socialize With Hot Women!

Men love talking to beautiful women, and strip clubs are loaded with nothing but beautiful women.

Also, these beautiful women will spend hours flirting with men, and that make men feel more confident about themselves.


#2 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Fulfill All of Their Sexual Fantasies without Being Judged!

Men are full of sexual fantasies. And naturally, they are born visual creature. We can’t blame them, can we? There are, however, few who choose to overshadow these desires. But today we are discussing those who don’t. The experience of beautiful women all over and some taking things to a personal level gives them in-depth excitement.


#3 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Strippers Have No Strings Attached!

Men don’t have to worry about strippers falling in love with them outside of the strip club, but inside of the club they can spend time with their favorite girls.


#4 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Celebrations are Always Better With Big Boobs!

Bachelor parties, birthdays, divorce parties, job promotions, whatever the celebration may be, men love having them at strip clubs! Why? Because celebrations are much more fun when beautiful naked women are flirting with you!