Spoiler For Amazon’s Series Upload: Actor Has A Small Wiener

Well I just finished watching the new Amazon original series UPLOAD, which I was really loving, until the moment I saw the very attractive male lead wearing a pair of sweatpants (shown above). Ummmmm, like where’s your wiener sir?

Men with small wieners should never be caught dead wearing sweatpants because this particular item of clothing reveals the entire length of man’s hot dog, and this guy is packing a Vienna sausage sized link at best, and that’s me being generous.

Talk about being disappointed; I was seriously planning on fantasizing about this Hollywood hunk tonight while using my vibrator until I noticed that his wiener won’t be receiving a single Emmy nomination this year in any category…not even an honorable mention…maybe they’ll show his wiener in the segment where they pay tribute to all of the actors that have passed away this year, but honestly that’d be a disservice to Hollywood’s recently deceased.

This actor is extremely handsome, but even a gorgeous face like his just isn’t as attractive if his wiener belongs on the appetizer menu. If I were him I would’ve taken a cut in salary and asked the studio to add some CGI to my wiener area, or at least sew a dill pickle into the crotch of my sweatpants.

I know I’m coming across as a mean girl right now, but this show had so much potential, why did they have to ruin it by making this handsome actor wear sweatpants.

I don’t know if anyone reading this has ever seen the HBO series The Leftovers or not, but the lead actor in that series, Justin Theroux, wears sweatpants multiple times during the run of that show and OMG I think his wiener is longer than his entire body and it looks gorgeous flopping around in sweatpants as seen in the pic below….

Now this is how sweatpants are suppose to look on Hollywood’s leading men!

I do recommend watching Upload if you have Amazon Prime, but look away when you see the male lead wearing sweatpants so that the show isn’t ruined for you, because once you see it, you can never “unsee” it….and in this case there’s nothing to be seen.

Please send me an email, or post in the comments section, any shows on Amazon, Netflix, or HULU, that you recommend I watch because I’m running out of things to stream, and if this COVID-19 quarantine doesn’t end soon there won’t be anything left for me to watch that I haven’t already checked out.

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Sexy Movies On Netflix [2023 UPDATE]

I’ve been watching some really sexy shows and documentaries on Netflix recently that I wanted to share with anyone reading this because I think they’re actually very interesting, and I highly recommend that everyone with a Netflix account should check out.

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1) Hot Girls Wanted

This documentary focuses on the “amateur” porn industry and follows new “talent” that are just getting into the adult industry.

2) Hot Girls Wanted: TURNED ON

This is a Netflix TV show that is based on the Hot Girls Wanted documentary, and it’s so interesting, and I highly recommend that you watch every episode.

3) After Porn Ends 2

This is a documentary that takes a look at adult film stars that are no longer in the porn industry.

4) After Porn Ends 3

This is also a documentary that takes a look at adult film stars that are no longer in the porn industry.

Netflix doesn’t have the first After Porn Ends documentary, but After Porn Ends 2 and After Porn Ends 3 should be enough of this documentary series for you to get a good look at the adult industry.

5) Mostly Sunny

This is a documentary about adult film star Sunny Leone.

I also started watching some Adult realty TV on pornhub that is actually really fun and interesting, and after you watch these realty TV shows you won’t be interested in regular realty TV ever again like American Idol on ABC or Survivor on CBS.

I highly recommend you do a search in pornhub for these reality TV shows:

1) Playboy TV Foursome

2) Brazzers House

3) DP Star

4) Sex Factor

I promise that you’ll be very entertained if you watch everything I’ve mentioned in this article! And please send me an email with any sexy shows or documentaries that you think I should check out! Also I recommend that you watch these shows with your boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse.

I’ll update this article if I discover any new sexy documentaries or adult/porn reality TV shows.

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Date Night Movie Review for Jordan Peele’s US

So this isn’t a traditional movie review where I break down a movie’s plot, or how the acting is, but rather I want to let people know if a movie is a good “date night” movie that could possibly lead to some after-movie fun in the bedroom.

This is how I will break down a movie:

1) Is it a movie you should take a date on

2) Is it a movie that will allow for some sexy fun while watching it

3) Can you expect a kiss, a bj, hot sex, or nothing at all after seeing it

I did go see Jordan Peele’s US this past weekend:I kinda liked his last movie Get Out, and I LOVED his movie Keanu, which he didn’t direct but wrote, so I was totally up for seeing it when my guy friend asked if I wanted to go with him.

Here is my Date Night Review of Jordan Peele’s US:

1) Is it a movie you should take a date on:

Yes, this really is a great date night movie, it’s super weird and kind of scary, not too scary, but still scary.

Scary movies are great date night movies because they allow you to cuddle up and hold hands with your date for just about the entire length of the movie.

2) Is it a movie that will allow for some sexy fun while watching it:

The problem with horror movie’s like Jordan Peele’s US, is that women don’t feel like giving hand jobs or blow jobs while watching them.

If you’re a guy that’s hoping for hand jobs and blow jobs at the cinema then take your chick to an action movie like a Fast and Furious, or a sexy movie like a Magic Mike, but never to a horror movie.

Also, I’m never in the mood to suck off my date, or give his wiener a handshake while watching a depressing drama flick, so stay away from those type of films as well if your hoping to fill your chick’s mouth with your hot dog.

Also, this movie is a big hit right now, and packed movie theaters don’t allow for blow jobs, maybe you can sneak in a hand job if you cut a hole in the bottom of a pop corn bucket, but too large of an audience for blow jobs.

3) Can you expect a kiss, a bj, hot sex, or nothing at all after seeing it:

Unless your chick is a complete freak for the horror genre, I think  Jordan Peele’s US is too scary to make any chick horny, so you shouldn’t expect any blow jobs or sex after the movie ends.

On the bright side, expect having a sleepover in your date’s bed since she’ll most likely be too scared to sleep alone after seeing Jordan Peele’s US.

So basically, stay away from seeing Jordan Peele’s US if you’re hoping to have sex with your date this weekend!

Final Scores for Jordan Peele’s US:

More information about the movie US:

Cast info for Jordan Peele’s US :

Director: Jordan Peele

Writer: Jordan Peele

Cast: Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, Elisabeth Moss, Tim Heidecker, Shahadi Wright Joseph and Evan Alex

Visit the IMDB page below for full cast and crew credits for Jordan Peel’s US
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Banned from TV Sprite and Doritos Commercials [UPDATE 2023]

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Please, please watch this banned from TV Sprite commercial! It’s so sexy and funny…

Below is a YouTube page where you can view this banned Sprite commercial

I’m not sure how old this Sprite commercial is, but I saw it for the first time today and I totally see why it got banned from the regular TV networks (ABC, CBS, NBC) but it’s so sexy that I wish some cable channel would have aired it.

Doritos has also had a few TV commercials banned for one reason or another that are pretty funny and kinda sexual in nature…and I love anything, and everything, sexual, even if it’s a Doritos commercial. I really hope you watch them because they’re really amusing!

Below is the YouTube page where you can watch these  “too hot for TV” banned Dorritos commercials:

I would love your feedback on which of these “banned” TV commercials you think is the sexiest, which one is the funniest, and the one that is the most lame.

In my personal opinion I really like that banned Sprite TV commercial the most. It’s actually kind of sexy, and I have no idea if the ad agency that created that commercial actually thought that they had any chance at all in getting any television network like ABC, CBS, or NBC to give them airtime to run it or not, but I wish that ad agency would create ALL TV commercials moving forward. I hate watching TV commercials, but I can watch that Sprite one over, and over, ad over again.

As for the funniest of these banned commercials, my vote goes to the Doritos commercial where the guy at the end downs the entire bag of Dorritos so he can get a herd of hot chicks to jump his bones!

Please email me, or post in the comments section, any sexy banned from TV commercials that you think I should share on my blog.

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Best Female Booty Winner & Other Awards From the AVNs

The 2019 AVN Awards, which should just be called the “Porn Awards”, were held a few weeks back on January 26th in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, which by the way isn’t as nice as The Venetian Where the event has been held at in the past, but I wanted to share the porn star winners today in case you missed them.

Cardi B. was actually the special musical guest, and Romi Rain, who is super gorgeous by the way, hosted the awards!

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Below are just the winners for the female 2019 AVN AWARDS because don’t we all just watch porn for the hot babes? I wish I was hot enough to be a porn babe, maybe one day!

And the Golden Dildos go to…..

Most Spectacular Boobs
Winner: Angela White

Winner for “Most Epic Ass”:  Abella Danger

Hottest MILF went to Kendra Lust

Favorite BBW Porn Star went to Alura Jenson

Hottest Newcomer is Alina Lopez

Social Media Star winner was Riley Reid

Favorite Female Porn Star
Winner: Angela White

All-Girl Performer of the Year
Winner: Charlotte Stokely

Best Actress – Feature – Winner: Eliza Jane

Best Actress – Featurette
Winner: Angela White

Best New Starlet is Ivy Wolfe

Best Blow Job went to Angela White

Female Foreign Performer of the Year
Winner: Anissa Kate

Female Performer of the Year
Winner: Angela White

Mainstream Star of the Year
Winner: Stormy Daniels

MILF Performer of the Year
Winner: Cherie DeVille

Best Lesbian Sex Scene
Winners: Abigail Mac & Kissa Sins

Best Supporting Actress

Winner: Joanna Angel

Best Group Sex Scene

Winners: Tori Black, Jessa Rhodes, Mia Malkova, Abella Danger, Kira Noir, Vicki Chase, Angela White, Ana Foxx

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Winners: Ivy Wolfe, Eliza Jane & Jenna Sativa, A Flapper Girl Story, Girlsway.com

Favorite Porn Star Website 

Winner: ReidMyLips.com

Best Lingerie or Apparel Manufacturer
Winner: Coquette

Best Lubricant Manufacturer
Winner: Pjur

Best Web Retail Store
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Best Virtual Reality Product/Site
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Best Enhancement Manufacturer
Winner: Boneyard Toys

Best Fetish Manufacturer
Winner: Bad Dragon

Sex With a Porn Star

Have you ever been lucky enough to have had sex with a female, or male, porn star? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with a porn star that gets paid to make sex look amazing on camera?

Unless you’re Tiger Woods who is probably still banging hot porn stars in his new Tesla Model Y demo ride, most of us have not been lucky enough to sleep with a porn star.

One of my guy friends has actually been lucky enough to have banged not one, not two, but three porn stars, and he’s done this in the past 10 months. He said it’s actually not that difficult to have sex with porn stars as long as you know where they hang out and don’t come across as is you know who they are, but he does know who they are, so he’s kind of a douche for lying to them.

He did say that sex with a porn star isn’t any better than sex with a non porn star, such as myself, and yes I have had sex with this same guy a few times. He did say that he was nervous at first about his wiener not being 55 inches long since these ladies usually work with men that have gigantic sized wieners, but he said that they never mentioned his size…I mean he’s not tiny in the “D” department, but he’s not as large as a male porn star is.

He also thought that the sex would be “out of control”, but it turns out that porn stars are just regular people that have regular sex no different from the woman who calculated 31 trillion digits of Pi .

He did admit however that the blow jobs he received from them were among the best that he has ever had, so when it comes to BJs practice does make perfect.

So to any ladies reading this, all you have to do to be as good at sex as a porn star is to practice sucking the “D”, and trust me, I know I can beat any porn star in a BJ competition, and so can you as long as you put in those blow job hours. Your man will love letting you practice on him, and as I mentioned in a previous article, make sure to give your man at least one blow job per day.

As for me, my top sexual fantasies are currently YouTube star Lilly Singh, Golden Tate, and since March Madness 2019 is about to begin I’d love to hook up with the Duke basketball and KU basketball squads, or any of the basketball teams in the Big Ten tournament, Big 12 tournament, or Pac 12 Tournament. I just love March Madness I guess! Oh, and I feel weird admitting this, but I’d even love to get it on with Ben Affleck and that huge back tattoo of his, I think it’s a tattoo of a “Phoenix” or something.

Heck, I find all of the superheroes in the upcoming Avengers: Endgame very sexy and would do all of them for the most part, except maybe Ant-Man; he might not be packing enough in the super wiener department for me. But give me Thor and Iron Man any day of the week please!

Ok, thank you for reading, and let me know if you have ever had sex with a real life porn star and if it your experience was better or worse than you thought it was going to be.