Erotic · Fetish · iPhone apps · sex advice

Phone sex is still a thing & hotter than ever!

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Believe it it or not, even with all of the free porn out on the Internet, men are still calling up, and paying for phone sex, and believe it or not, paying for phone sex is way hotter than getting off watching porn.

But since free porn is so available, most men today haven’t even considered calling up a phone sex service, and I think they are really missing out.

In order to get the most from your phone sex experience, you as the customer have a few responsibilities…and yes, I know you’re paying for this service, but you still have a few responsibilities.

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First and most important, tell the operator what you want.

Sounds easy enough right, and for some people it’s easy. Some callers just go ahead and say, “Hi baby, I’d like for you to role-play that you’re Alexis Texas and I’m a firefighter, and when I come over to put out the fire in that giant booty I’m going to need you to suck the water out of my hose.”

That is perfect! I’m sure no one has the same fantasy, so be ready to tell your sex operator exactly what you want to role play about. One idea to to try writing your fantasy down and reading it to your phone sex girl, or maybe she will let you email it to her while you’re on the phone with her and she can read it along with you. And trust me, these sexy phone operators have heard it all, so there is no reason for you to ever be embarrassed.

Make certain that your active participant in the call.

You may not want to talk much, and that’s fine. If you’d just like to listen, they don’t mind. But it really helps if you let your phone sex goddess know that the call is going well for you. A simple “I’m so hard right now” or a moan now and then tells her that she’s on the right track. If you’re too quiet the mood might not be very sexy and your sex operator needs something to work with…so help her out to get you off…being lazy just isn’t sexy.

If the operator says something like, “you still there baby?” or “Can you hear me babe?” that’s probably a clue that she’s wondering if you’ve fallen asleep. You might want to give her some direction, like: “Oh yeah, I;m here and harder than ever” or “Tell me how my wiener tastes.” This is also the perfect opportunity to let her know if the call is not going well. It’s completely within your rights as a customer to ask her to go in another direction (“Nah, this BDSM thang isn’t getting me horny, let’s pretend you’re my neighbor’s wife instead,”) or talk dirtier, or move the call along faster.

In fact, do that anytime you feel things aren’t going quite right. You don’t ever need to continue a call that isn’t working for you. There’s no blame attached…sometimes personalities just don’t click, and phone sex operators are way cooler than you think. You’re paying for the call remember, so if you’re not getting horny, just ask for a different girl…trust me, no one will be offended.

Set limits on small talk.

Many phone workers will start a call with a few questions about you. This isn’t about her trying to keep you on the phone longer…early conversation serves an important purpose. It lets the operator get to know you just a little, and helps nervous callers to relax. But you’re not required to make small talk if you’d rather not. It’s perfectly acceptable for you to say, “If you don’t mind, I’d rather just tell you to get on your knees and take me into your mouth.”

Respect her limits as well.

Remember, the phone sex operator is a human being, too, and she has limits of her own. Just because you’re paying her, doesn’t mean she’s required to do anything you ask. Common fantasies that some operators will refuse include rape or other violence, sex with animals or clowns, and bathroom calls. If your phone girl has a website, you can probably get a good idea of her limits from that. If not, just ask.

Don’t try to get a free call.

The phone sex operator is not going to give you a freebie because it’s your first time, or it’s your birthday, or your wife is sick, or you just retired, or you’re about to get your paycheck, or you swear you’ll send the money tomorrow, or the boss said it’s okay, or all the other girls give you free calls. No matter how charming you think you are, you’re not going to sweet talk your way into free phone sex.

Don’t expect anything beyond the phone call.

While the occasional phone sex operator does personal sessions or appearances, the vast majority would never consider it. I suggest that you don’t even bring up a real life meeting, but if absolutely can’t stop yourself, ask once. When she says no, move on. Enjoy it for what it is — a sexy, seductive break from reality!

Congrats…You’re now ready to have phone sex!

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Now that you’re ready to have phone sex I recommend that you contact the sexy operators over at PhoneSexTemple.com!

Not only will you have the best phone sex of your life, but if you pay for 10 minutes of phone sex they will give you 5 more minutes for free if you mention “Jenny’s Blog” when you call.

Check out how hot the phone sex operators are at PhoneSexTemple.com!


-Hailey-

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My name is Hailey and I’m a young 21-year-old college girl who is ready to blow your mind. I love being dirty and I love anything that has to do with being kinky and fun. My mind is filled with a wide variety of fantasies and fetishes, and I’m just ready to explore your deepest darkest fantasies and go wild. There are no limits with me, I can promise you that.

Click here to learn more about Hailey and hear what she sounds like!


-Gina-

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If you want to talk to this sexy, 40-year-old bitch/brat I can give you everything you’ve always wanted (and some things you didn’t even know you wanted), but never had. I’m a hardcore seductress with so many erotic stories and experiences to share with you. My favorite places to travel are all over Europe and the islands because there are so few sexual restrictions and inhibitions. Some of my favorite things are spanking, mutual masturbation, and blowjobs. I love cum all over my face, my big tits, and anywhere else you want to blow your load.

Click here to learn more about Gina and hear what she sounds like!


-Ellie May-

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Welcome to the south where you will find sultry nights, wild days, passion, soul music and raw unadulterated lust.

I am a southern Goddess and you will be entering my temple of never-ending pleasure.
When you play with me I will fulfill every fantasy you have. There is nothing to “far out there” or off limits to me. I never judge a desire or fantasy. I simply want to get into your mind and submerge myself in it. I want to experience your deepest darkest dreams with you, and the more wild and uncontrolled the better I like it.

Down here in the south we have a lot of gentlemen, which is nice and all. But, sometimes, I want a man that plays outside the rules and bounds of society.

Do you want the girl next door that teases you until your cock drips? Maybe you want the cool southern lady, that you show off on your arm, but when we are alone, turns into the proverbial whore of every man’s dreams. Are you looking for the stranger in a bar or hotel that seduces you and brings you literally to your knees? I am all of these and more.
Regardless of your deepest desires, this southern Goddess will grant your wish.

I am full of passion and sexual tension. I often recline back on my couch, softly and slowly stroking my self while imagining what we could be doing together.

Click here to learn more about Ellie May and hear what she sounds like!


-Elaina-

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As I’ve become a little older (MILF), things have changed drastically in the sex department. Trust me – it is only for the better! I’ve always been very sexually curious, and I started out early doing naughty things like calling into chat lines just to get guys off. So, I guess that you could say that my phone sex adventures started early.

I absolutely love to tease a guy. I love to see a nice horny cock begin to rise to the occasion just because I turn the guy on! It makes me so wet. One of my specialties is edging – taking the guy to the edge of orgasm and not allowing him release until I give permission.

I have become much more assertive, and MILF and Mistress phone sex fits right in with that. I love to tell a guy to get on the bed, tie his wrists up, make him beg for me to touch him, for him to be able to stroke his cock, for him to be able to cum. I like to tease with my sexy outfits and heels and boots. Performing sensual stripteases and sexy moves makes the teasing and edging all the more powerful.

Click here to learn more about Elaina and hear what she sounds like!


Do yourself a favor and visit PhoneSexTemple.com! and enjoy a phone sex session with one, or more, of their super hot operators!

Erotic

Cheating and How My Boyfriend Caught Me

If you like reading naughty sex stories to pleasure yourself to, I found a really hot site that is loaded with the sexiest erotic tales that will make your wiener get super hard!

The name of the site is TheTemplesEroticStories.com!

Here are a couple of erotic stories I found that I think might get you super horny!


-Cheating Sex Stories and How My Boyfriend Caught Me-

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I have always been a little slut, so it shouldn’t surprise you to hear that I write a lot of cheating sex stories. First, I want to tell you that I try to be faithful, I really do. But, it is just so hard to avoid temptation, which I can’t ever seem to do. I can’t help it. I see a hot man and my nipples tighten and my Pussy just juices up. And, when that happens, I have to take care of my cravings. And of course, it always ends up with me being an unfaithful girlfriend.

Sigh…what’s a slut to do?

Even an innocent trip to the grocery store can turn into some hot sexy fun for me. And, that is exactly where this adventure happened. You see, I was just walking down the aisle, minding my own business, when a well-muscled arm reached beside me to grab a drink off the shelf in front of me. When he deep sexy voice said “Excuse me Darlin’” I was like Pavlova’s dogs and my panties instantly soaked. I turned my head to see what he looked like and our eyes locked…

Click here continue reading….


-Young Homewrecker – Girl Next Door Turned Cum Slut Part 1-

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The young homewrecker isn’t a virgin anymore. This is how I turned from the sweet girl-next-door into a cum slut.

Growing up, I was always very interested in sex. It started at a very young age for me, around nine or ten years old. I never knew why the subject of sex fascinated me that much, I like to think maybe because growing up in a strict household, caused me to maybe rebel a bit in my later teen years. You could say that there was one night in particular that basically changed me, and helped me become the confident sexual lady I am today.

I lived next door to this married couple. I would say that they were both at least in their late thirties. The wife is decent looking but the husband, oh my, he was something. Standing about six feet tall with short dark hair and green eyes, and a body that I just needed to have. I had finally turned 18 and I had made it a goal to somehow find a way to seduce him. I knew his type, he was married but you know he likes them barely legal. The girls with the nice perky tits, the hot cheerleader type body, and of course the tight wet pussy too. I knew that this would be a lot easier than I thought.

Click here continue reading….


-Twas The Night Before Christmas With Ellie And Santa-

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Twas The Night Before Christmas with Ellie and Santa

Twas the night before Christmas, with no one at home.

But I butt ass naked, lying here alone.

Warm massage oils waiting on my nightstand,

With hopes that Santa would lend me a hand.

Impatiently waiting, I lie in my bed,

Visions of Santas cock dance in my head.

My hand slowly moves across my chest,

Waiting on Santa to kiss on my breast.

Click here continue reading….


I hope these stories made you a little horny!

Erotic · Fetish · Relationship advice

The Best dildo in the world

I’m a girl that REALLY loves her sex toys..which I’m sure most of you all know by now…but have I ever mentioned how much I really love using a dildo on myself or when I’m at swinger parties?

I really love using dildos on other girls and I love when other girls use dildos on me.

Dildos require that you do the action rather than vibration or gyration sex toys that seem and feel more artificial. The best type of sex dildo requires that you do the actions and the more realistic the feel the more real the action feels. Dildos can be used by both males as well as females. Amongst all the sex toys the dildo is one of the more popular sex toys which are able to give perfect erotic pleasures.

Here are a few reasons why I really love using dildos….

-Dildos Are Safe Sex-

Have sex without a real penis! Yes, it is possible when using dildos. Dildos are safer than a real penis and as long as you keep your sextoy hygienically clean you will not be in danger of catching a communicable disease or other nasties. Many people shy away from having sexual contact, the dildo could be a great replacement for a man actually penetrating the vagina. You can certainly experience the fun of full penetration without your privates being touched. Last but not least, your dildo will always say yes. It will not turn you down, or give other kinds of other excuses. It will be your long term fuck buddy because dildos are a fantastic sextoy.

-Dildos Are Great For Vaginal Exercise-

For women, using a dildo can assist in strengthening your Kegel muscular tissues as well as also increase better sexual performance and climaxes. For men who may have recently undergone a sexual change, using dildos for sex can be used to enhance elasticity with the new vagina.

-Both Men & Women Can Use Dildos-

Dildos can be used by both sexes; it does not matter whether they are male or female. If you are a female then you can use this awesome sex toy inside your vagina or your anus! If you are a male then you can use the sex toy in your anus! This guarantees that you will get awesome pleasures when using a dildo. To experiment even further a dildo can be placed in a harness and the female can have sex with the male in a position called pegging. Many men like to be pegged or lesbians may use it so they can have sex without a man.

-Dildos Are Great For Exploration-

Utilizing a new dildo alone will help you explore erotic places within yourself. Experiment with different types, depths and sizes of penetration. Solo play can be a test drive for any lusty new move you want to try with no anxiety and possible embarrassment of having you not be ready or comfortable to try with your lover. Practice makes perfect.

-Sex Therapy For The Vagina-

Sex dildos are able to increase the strength of the muscles, which is commonly known as the kegel muscle. It will improve your overall body strength to allow you to perform better at sex that few other sex toys can do for you! It will increase the sensual power and you will also be able to get stronger and better orgasm.Dildos can play a great role in increasing the elasticity of your vagina. Many women face problems in their first sexual encounter and sometimes it is quite painful. Dildo therapy will help make their first time much better and less intimidating.

-Dildos Are Fantastic To Ensure Sexual Relief With Your Lover-

Sometimes in a relationship just one partner climaxes ahead of the other and the other might prefer further intercourse. Or perhaps your partner is not in the mood but you wish to experience sexual pleasures A dildo may be used in situations like when the man climaxed and his companion is prepared for far more. A guy can satisfy his partner using a dildo while he recharges his energies or is even spent. When just one partner needs more sex, to stimulate your partner using a sex dildo may be the ultimate way to actually keep your partner satisfied.

-Dildos Will Elevate Your Mood-

Dildos will help you to change the inner mood of yourself and leave you feeling satiated and relieved. Sex and using sex toys can change your overall mood for the better. You will experience something different. Sex toys will give you perfect erotic fulfillment which is often better than a real penis or real sex. Dildos can be used as an alternate to a real penis. It is able to give you perfect sexual contact with you being in total control. Dildos give the right feelings that you are looking or. You will be able to experience great fun without the need for anyone touching you or they can be added for more enjoyment in couples play. When you are actually expressing oneself sexually, you happen to also be improving your self-esteem, that will make you feel a more satisfied person.

-Dildos will Stimulation Your Senses-

You and if you choose your partner cannot help getting away from seeing any dildo ease in as well as out of you since you squirm and also the squeal in perfect delight. The excellent stimulation associated with someone getting off right in front of your face is fantastic. For adult males it is better still, because they get a close up as well as personalized view of just what their lover needs when they are thrusting away.


-The Best Place To Buy Dildos-

If you are in the market for a dildo, then I highly recommend that you visit LoveToyDildo.com to find the perfect dildo for yourself.

The 2 Dildos that I recommend that are MUSTS for your personal dildo collection are the 12″ Dual Layer Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo and the 10″ Soft Realistic Squirting dildo. You can purchase both of them at LoveToyDildo.com!


12″ Dual Layer Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo

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Great 12-inch dual density dildos is a rare breed, One of a kind! This fantastic dildo will feel really incredible against your skin. With an enormously satisfying dual density shaft adorned with raised veins and a bulbous head, you’re giving it top marks for pleasure. Used with a generous handful of water-based lube for seamless insertion. The Dual Density Big Dildo offers the highest quality in the market without compromise.

Click here to learn more about the 12″ Dual Layer Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo!


10″ Soft Realistic Squirting dildo

110Soft Realistic Squirting dildo

Lifelike realistic squirting dildo with ejaculating abilities to fulfill your fantasies. Bulb Holds up to 5.4 fl. oz of liquid for both super squirting fun and effective anal cleaning. Big Dildo features a pronounced head, realistic testicles and long, thick shaft. Strong Suction cup for hands-free or harness play and generous balls at the base for external stimulation. Easy-to-use ball handler for much liquid storage. An absolute essential for fans of squirting dildo and anal sex. It is improved edition of old LoveToy squirting dildo.

Click here to learn more about the 10″ Soft Realistic Squirting dildo!


Also, while you’re at LoveToyDildo.com you should check out their Rechargeable Remote Control vibrating panties.

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The Most comfortable, durable vibrating panties with a rechargeable remote vibrator. This completely Remote controlled vibrating lace panties with an insertable rechargeable bullet that delivers intense G-Spot stimulation to the wearer. Soft lace hugs and flatters as the hidden rechargeable bullet nestle against your clitoris for top-secret vibration elation that’s remote control operated.

Click here to get a pair of Rechargeable Remote Control vibrating panties!


LoveToyDildo.com has many other naughty toys that are perfect for anyone’s personal collection, and I really hope you go and check out their online store today!

 

Erotic · Fetish · Gentlemen's Clubs · Infidelity · Relationship advice · Strip Clubs · Swinger's party

Delaware Swinger & Strip Club Locations!


-Jenny Can Help You Get Into Delaware Strip Clubs Without Paying a Cover Charge-

Please send me an email letting me know which city you’re in and I’ll let you know which strip clubs I can help get you into for free!

My email address is:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com


-Delaware Swinger & Strip Club Locations!-

Delaware has some very fun, and very sexy, swinger clubs and strip clubs.

Below I’ve listed the TOP rated swinger clubs and strip clubs located in Delaware.

Delaware Swinger Club Locations

-Currently no locations-

Delaware Strip Club Locations

Dover, Delaware Strip Clubs

The Chase Lounge
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1366

Seaford, Delaware Strip Clubs

Crazy 8’s
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1372

Smyrna, Delaware Strip Clubs

Fairways Inn
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=758

Wilmington, Delaware Strip Clubs

Hak’s
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=502


Couples Should Spend More Time Together At Strip Clubs!

For some reason society believes that strip clubs are just places for men to have fun at with their buddies, but strip clubs are a great place for couples to have fun at together.


Reason #1 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Provide A Sexy Atmosphere!

The strip club just has a way of bringing out your inner goddess. Maybe it’s the lights, maybe it’s the alcohol, or maybe it’s the fact that you see a dancer twerking like you never thought possible. Strip clubs may have a bad reputation for glamorizing and catering to the more base desires of men, but they’re also frequented by women — and a lot of these clubs are very high-end. There’s a certain ambience that could inspire you to bring out your inner sex kitten.


Reason #2 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Actually Have Really Amazing Food! Seriously!!

No, really, the food can make you (momentarily) forget there are nude people everywhere! There are strip clubs out there serving chef-worthy sustenance. People should be tipping the chefs, too. Plus, chicken wings with a side of boobs make dinner really fun!


Reason #3 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Make Nights Out More Memorable!

Watching your significant other getting lap dances from hot women with big boobs is something you will never forget.


Reason #4 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Test Your Confidence in Your Relationship!

A lot of women may feel intimidated and uncomfortable with the numerous amounts of bare breasts parading in front of your man. But keep in mind that the dancers are there for a job and not to hook up with your significant other. Just because a dancer approaches him doesn’t mean he’s thinking about leaving you or fantasizing about her. Let the jealousy stay at home and enjoy the moment.


Reason #5 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Sex is ALWAYS Hotter After a Night Out at a Strip Club!

Both men and women get turned on at strip clubs, so when the couple leaves the club they can’t wait until they get home to have some extremely hot sex. The passion will be turned up to 1 million!



-The Real Reasons Why Men Love Going to Strip Clubs-

#1 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Socialize With Hot Women!

Men love talking to beautiful women, and strip clubs are loaded with nothing but beautiful women.

Also, these beautiful women will spend hours flirting with men, and that make men feel more confident about themselves.


#2 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Fulfill All of Their Sexual Fantasies without Being Judged!

Men are full of sexual fantasies. And naturally, they are born visual creature. We can’t blame them, can we? There are, however, few who choose to overshadow these desires. But today we are discussing those who don’t. The experience of beautiful women all over and some taking things to a personal level gives them in-depth excitement.


#3 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Strippers Have No Strings Attached!

Men don’t have to worry about strippers falling in love with them outside of the strip club, but inside of the club they can spend time with their favorite girls.


#4 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Celebrations are Always Better With Big Boobs!

Bachelor parties, birthdays, divorce parties, job promotions, whatever the celebration may be, men love having them at strip clubs! Why? Because celebrations are much more fun when beautiful naked women are flirting with you!

Erotic · Fetish · Gentlemen's Clubs · Strip Clubs · Swinger's party

Idaho Swinger & Strip Club Locations!


-Jenny Can Help You Get Into Idaho Strip Clubs Without Paying a Cover Charge-

Please send me an email letting me know which city you’re in and I’ll let you know which strip clubs I can help get you into for free!

My email address is:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com


-Idaho Swinger & Strip Club Locations!-

Idaho has some very fun, and very sexy, swinger clubs and strip clubs.

Below I’ve listed the TOP rated swinger clubs and strip clubs located in Idaho.

Idaho Swinger Club Locations

1)The Idaho White Rose
Post Falls, ID 83854
idwhiterose.com/

Whether you are curious, new to the Lifestyle, or believe you invented the term “Swinger”, you are invited to attend our next Lifestyle event at The Idaho White Rose. We promote a safe, clean, sexy and judgment-free environment for you to explore your fantasies. Maybe even taking a part in someone else’s fantasy. Come dance the night away on our dance floor or dancing pole. door fees. $40 – Couple $10 – Single Lady $65 – Single Gentlemen (Must call first and submit a head to toe photo. You will not be allowed in without prior approval) Please call or email for address to our club. Thanks.

2)Idaho Swinger
Statewide, ID 83837
http://www.idahoswinger.net

3)Idaho Swingers
Statewide, ID 83701
http://www.idahoswingers.net

Idaho Strip Club Locations

Idaho Strip Club Locations by city
https://www.tuscl.net/app/state.php?id=22

Boise Area Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1340

Idaho Falls Area Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=2199

Pocatello Area Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1722

Post Falls Area Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1720


Couples Should Spend More Time Together At Strip Clubs!

For some reason society believes that strip clubs are just places for men to have fun at with their buddies, but strip clubs are a great place for couples to have fun at together.


Reason #1 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Provide A Sexy Atmosphere!

The strip club just has a way of bringing out your inner goddess. Maybe it’s the lights, maybe it’s the alcohol, or maybe it’s the fact that you see a dancer twerking like you never thought possible. Strip clubs may have a bad reputation for glamorizing and catering to the more base desires of men, but they’re also frequented by women — and a lot of these clubs are very high-end. There’s a certain ambience that could inspire you to bring out your inner sex kitten.


Reason #2 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Actually Have Really Amazing Food! Seriously!!

No, really, the food can make you (momentarily) forget there are nude people everywhere! There are strip clubs out there serving chef-worthy sustenance. People should be tipping the chefs, too. Plus, chicken wings with a side of boobs make dinner really fun!


Reason #3 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Make Nights Out More Memorable!

Watching your significant other getting lap dances from hot women with big boobs is something you will never forget.


Reason #4 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Test Your Confidence in Your Relationship!

A lot of women may feel intimidated and uncomfortable with the numerous amounts of bare breasts parading in front of your man. But keep in mind that the dancers are there for a job and not to hook up with your significant other. Just because a dancer approaches him doesn’t mean he’s thinking about leaving you or fantasizing about her. Let the jealousy stay at home and enjoy the moment.


Reason #5 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Sex is ALWAYS Hotter After a Night Out at a Strip Club!

Both men and women get turned on at strip clubs, so when the couple leaves the club they can’t wait until they get home to have some extremely hot sex. The passion will be turned up to 1 million!



-The Real Reasons Why Men Love Going to Strip Clubs-

#1 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Socialize With Hot Women!

Men love talking to beautiful women, and strip clubs are loaded with nothing but beautiful women.

Also, these beautiful women will spend hours flirting with men, and that make men feel more confident about themselves.


#2 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Fulfill All of Their Sexual Fantasies without Being Judged!

Men are full of sexual fantasies. And naturally, they are born visual creature. We can’t blame them, can we? There are, however, few who choose to overshadow these desires. But today we are discussing those who don’t. The experience of beautiful women all over and some taking things to a personal level gives them in-depth excitement.


#3 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Strippers Have No Strings Attached!

Men don’t have to worry about strippers falling in love with them outside of the strip club, but inside of the club they can spend time with their favorite girls.


#4 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Celebrations are Always Better With Big Boobs!

Bachelor parties, birthdays, divorce parties, job promotions, whatever the celebration may be, men love having them at strip clubs! Why? Because celebrations are much more fun when beautiful naked women are flirting with you!

Erotic · Fetish · Gentlemen's Clubs · Strip Clubs · Swinger's party

West Virginia Swinger & Strip Club Locations!


-Jenny Can Help You Get Into West Virginia Strip Clubs Without Paying a Cover Charge-

Please send me an email letting me know which city you’re in and I’ll let you know which strip clubs I can help get you into for free!

My email address is:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com


-West Virginia Swinger & Strip Club Locations!-

West Virginia has some very fun, and very sexy, swinger clubs and strip clubs.

Below I’ve listed the TOP rated swinger clubs and strip clubs located in West Virginia.

West Virginia Swinger Club Locations

1) The Riverside Club
Gallipolis Ferry, WV 25515
theriversideclubwv.com/

The Number 1 club of WV, Bigger and Better than ever. We have an indoor and Outdoor Bar, Appetizers/Snacks, Music Larger Dance Area with Lights, Hot Tub and 1 Pool Tables.

2) Airport Video
Beaver, WV 25813
http://www.airportvideowv.com

Our theater is outside. There is a big deck for everyone to socialize and there are two trailers. Each trailer has a main room with big screen tvs and two private rooms with smaller tvs. (There are now stripper poles installed in the straight trailer for your fun and entertainment.) We have a strict NO MEANS NO policy and everyone seems to follow that very well. We strive to provide a very clean and safe environment for everyone. We have a Very relaxed environment! The level of play you choose t

3) Secret Sinsations
Parkersburg, WV 26170
http://www.mysecretsinsations.com

Lifestyle Hotel Parties with an Upscale Night Club Atmosphere – Our events are geared towards the fun loving, outgoing crowd. Come and check out the lifestyles finest party group, you won’t be disappointed.

4) Divine Abandon
Morgantown, WV 26501
divineabandon.party/

Divine Abandon will be held at upscale hotels across the Eastern US. We welcome everyone with great attitudes and excitement in their heart.

5) West Virginia Swingers
StateWide, WV 24701
http://www.westvirginiaswingers.net

6) West Virginia Swinger
StateWide, WV 26886
http://www.westvirginiaswinger.net

West Virginia Strip Club Locations

All West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/state.php?id=76

West Virginia Strip Clubs by city

Bunker Hill West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1206

Charleston West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=92

Clarksburg West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=84

Fairmont West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1756

Huntington West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=95

Martinsburg West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=82

Mathias West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1346

Mineral Wells West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=900

Morgantown West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=88

Moundsville West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=2298

New Cumberland West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1271

Parkersburg West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=96

Princeton West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1465

Ranson West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1053

Wheeling West Virginia Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=98


Couples Should Spend More Time Together At Strip Clubs!

For some reason society believes that strip clubs are just places for men to have fun at with their buddies, but strip clubs are a great place for couples to have fun at together.


Reason #1 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Provide A Sexy Atmosphere!

The strip club just has a way of bringing out your inner goddess. Maybe it’s the lights, maybe it’s the alcohol, or maybe it’s the fact that you see a dancer twerking like you never thought possible. Strip clubs may have a bad reputation for glamorizing and catering to the more base desires of men, but they’re also frequented by women — and a lot of these clubs are very high-end. There’s a certain ambience that could inspire you to bring out your inner sex kitten.


Reason #2 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Actually Have Really Amazing Food! Seriously!!

No, really, the food can make you (momentarily) forget there are nude people everywhere! There are strip clubs out there serving chef-worthy sustenance. People should be tipping the chefs, too. Plus, chicken wings with a side of boobs make dinner really fun!


Reason #3 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Make Nights Out More Memorable!

Watching your significant other getting lap dances from hot women with big boobs is something you will never forget.


Reason #4 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Test Your Confidence in Your Relationship!

A lot of women may feel intimidated and uncomfortable with the numerous amounts of bare breasts parading in front of your man. But keep in mind that the dancers are there for a job and not to hook up with your significant other. Just because a dancer approaches him doesn’t mean he’s thinking about leaving you or fantasizing about her. Let the jealousy stay at home and enjoy the moment.


Reason #5 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Sex is ALWAYS Hotter After a Night Out at a Strip Club!

Both men and women get turned on at strip clubs, so when the couple leaves the club they can’t wait until they get home to have some extremely hot sex. The passion will be turned up to 1 million!



-The Real Reasons Why Men Love Going to Strip Clubs-

#1 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Socialize With Hot Women!

Men love talking to beautiful women, and strip clubs are loaded with nothing but beautiful women.

Also, these beautiful women will spend hours flirting with men, and that make men feel more confident about themselves.


#2 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Fulfill All of Their Sexual Fantasies without Being Judged!

Men are full of sexual fantasies. And naturally, they are born visual creature. We can’t blame them, can we? There are, however, few who choose to overshadow these desires. But today we are discussing those who don’t. The experience of beautiful women all over and some taking things to a personal level gives them in-depth excitement.


#3 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Strippers Have No Strings Attached!

Men don’t have to worry about strippers falling in love with them outside of the strip club, but inside of the club they can spend time with their favorite girls.


#4 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Celebrations are Always Better With Big Boobs!

Bachelor parties, birthdays, divorce parties, job promotions, whatever the celebration may be, men love having them at strip clubs! Why? Because celebrations are much more fun when beautiful naked women are flirting with you!

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Connecticut Swinger & Strip Club Locations!


-Jenny Can Help You Get Into Connecticut Strip Clubs Without Paying a Cover Charge-

Please send me an email letting me know which city you’re in and I’ll let you know which strip clubs I can help get you into for free!

My email address is:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com


– Connecticut has some very fun, and very sexy, swinger clubs and strip clubs –

Below I’ve listed the TOP rated swinger clubs and strip clubs located in Connecticut.

Connecticut Swinger Club Locations

1)Leisure Time Club
Hartford, CT 06106
http://www.leisuretime-club.com

Welcome To Leisure Time Club. Click Here to explore a club that offers the ONLY True On-Premise Experience in Connecticut. Once inside you’ll gain a clear perspective into the most attended alternative lifestyle club in New England. Leisure Time Club has a warm, inviting and sexual charged atmosphere. Read our reviews, then come in and discover, for yourselves the Leisure Time experience. Open every Saturday Night at 9PM.

2)Fairfield & Westchester County Swingers
Norwalk, CT 06850
http://www.fwcs.party

The Fairfield & Westchester county swinger group is dedicated to bringing like minded people together for socializing, house parties & club events. We are a no pressure group and we put fun and friendship first, before play. Each month we host house parties where sexy couples come to meet, mingle, dance and play. We also host club takeovers where swingers can come to blow off a little steam with the sexiest lifestylers in the area.

3)Cocktail Party Central
middletown, CT 06457
http://www.cocktailpartycentral.com

4)The Bucket List Group
Putnam, CT 06260
http://www.thebucketlistgroup.com

We host great parties at a large, discreet, private facility. Our group is dedicated to providing its members with the opportunity to fulfill their fantasies and check things off their bucket list. All parties and activities are always optional and voluntary. We don’t believe in pressure of any kind and will not tolerate it. Respect for others is our philosophy and mandatory at all of our events.

5)Friction Parties
Hartford, CT 06103
WWW.FRICTIONPARTIES.COM

HOT PARTIES FOR HOT PEOPLE! The original & sexiest hotel parties on the East Coast. Coming to a city near you

6)Stay and Play
Hartford, CT 06105
http://www.StayandPlayCT.com

Casual and judgement-free is at the core of our swingers lifestyle social club in CT. Have you been thinking about going to a social swingers club in CT but were hesitant for fear of being judged? We are the ideal club for newbies and couples familiar with the lifestyle alike. Newbies will appreciate how friendly and welcoming everyone is. Visit Stay and Play Swingers Club.

7)Wicked and Wild PArties
East Windsor Hill, CT 06088
http://www.wickedandwildparties.com/index.html

Wicked and Wild host Hotel Parties for Single Females, Couples and Select Single Males throughout New England, New York and New Jersey. Our Parties are themed and cater to a wide range of people. (Themed Parties will consist of Couples/Couples no single guys, Couples for single guys, and Couples that love Bi-Girls) All Parties are discrete, respectful, first class and most importantly Great FUN!

8)Connecticut Swinger
Norwalk, CT 06850
http://www.connecticutswinger.net

Connecticut Strip Club Locations

Bridgeport, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1014

East Windsor, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=468

Groton, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=756

Hartford, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=741

Milford, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=818

New Haven, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=753

Southington, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=745

Stamford, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1063

Stratford, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1122

Tolland, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=751

Vernon, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1131

Waterbury, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=754

West Haven, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=755

Willimantic, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=973

Wolcott, Connecticut Strip Clubs
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1188


Couples Should Spend More Time Together At Strip Clubs!

For some reason society believes that strip clubs are just places for men to have fun at with their buddies, but strip clubs are a great place for couples to have fun at together.


Reason #1 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Provide A Sexy Atmosphere!

The strip club just has a way of bringing out your inner goddess. Maybe it’s the lights, maybe it’s the alcohol, or maybe it’s the fact that you see a dancer twerking like you never thought possible. Strip clubs may have a bad reputation for glamorizing and catering to the more base desires of men, but they’re also frequented by women — and a lot of these clubs are very high-end. There’s a certain ambience that could inspire you to bring out your inner sex kitten.


Reason #2 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Actually Have Really Amazing Food! Seriously!!

No, really, the food can make you (momentarily) forget there are nude people everywhere! There are strip clubs out there serving chef-worthy sustenance. People should be tipping the chefs, too. Plus, chicken wings with a side of boobs make dinner really fun!


Reason #3 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Make Nights Out More Memorable!

Watching your significant other getting lap dances from hot women with big boobs is something you will never forget.


Reason #4 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Test Your Confidence in Your Relationship!

A lot of women may feel intimidated and uncomfortable with the numerous amounts of bare breasts parading in front of your man. But keep in mind that the dancers are there for a job and not to hook up with your significant other. Just because a dancer approaches him doesn’t mean he’s thinking about leaving you or fantasizing about her. Let the jealousy stay at home and enjoy the moment.


Reason #5 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Sex is ALWAYS Hotter After a Night Out at a Strip Club!

Both men and women get turned on at strip clubs, so when the couple leaves the club they can’t wait until they get home to have some extremely hot sex. The passion will be turned up to 1 million!



-The Real Reasons Why Men Love Going to Strip Clubs-

#1 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Socialize With Hot Women!

Men love talking to beautiful women, and strip clubs are loaded with nothing but beautiful women.

Also, these beautiful women will spend hours flirting with men, and that make men feel more confident about themselves.


#2 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Fulfill All of Their Sexual Fantasies without Being Judged!

Men are full of sexual fantasies. And naturally, they are born visual creature. We can’t blame them, can we? There are, however, few who choose to overshadow these desires. But today we are discussing those who don’t. The experience of beautiful women all over and some taking things to a personal level gives them in-depth excitement.


#3 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Strippers Have No Strings Attached!

Men don’t have to worry about strippers falling in love with them outside of the strip club, but inside of the club they can spend time with their favorite girls.


#4 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Celebrations are Always Better With Big Boobs!

Bachelor parties, birthdays, divorce parties, job promotions, whatever the celebration may be, men love having them at strip clubs! Why? Because celebrations are much more fun when beautiful naked women are flirting with you!

Couples · Erotic · Fetish · Gentlemen's Clubs · Strip Clubs · Swinger's party

Illinois Swinger & Strip Club Locations!


-Jenny Can Help You Get Into Illinois Strip Clubs Without Paying a Cover Charge-

Please send me an email letting me know which city you’re in and I’ll let you know which strip clubs I can help get you into for free!

My email address is:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com


-Illinois Swinger & Strip Club Locations!-

Illinois has some very fun, and very sexy, swinger clubs and strip clubs.

Below I’ve listed the TOP rated swinger clubs and strip clubs located in Illinois.

Illinois Swinger Club Locations

The Lux Social Club
Crete, IL 60417
http://www.thelux.net

Privately owned 5 acre wooded estate • 10-person Hot Tub indoors • 7-person Hot Tub outdoors • Heated Olympic size pool with diving board • Extra-large playrooms including a BDSM area • 5 Bathrooms • Large disco dance floor with mirrors, laser lights, and bubbles Exquisite catered buffet • 2 Outdoor fire pits and 2 indoor fireplaces • 150” outdoor HD projection screen • 7 flat screen HD TV’s • Quiet areas • Plenty of parking

Club Release
County Club Hills, IL 60478
http://www.theclubrelease.com/id6.html

Chicago’s Invite Only
Chicago, IL 60601
http://www.inviteonlyparties.com

We are a group with over 500 unique people mostly from the Chicagoland area. Invite Only gathers every weekend for social functions at easy access no cover local bars and lounges to meet up with new and regular faces for networking, flirting, and more later if the mood suits. Invite Only also throws large scale take-over events about once per month that feature DJs, Professional Photo shoots, Massage Therapists and often on-site play areas.

Pleasure Palace 51
Galesburg, IL 61401
http://www.pleasurepalace51.com

Pleasure Palace 51 is an on premises lifestyle club. We allow couples, single women and single men. Unlike other lifestyle clubs around, we have a cash bar. We have multiple amenities, such as pool table, outdoor patio, hot tubs, sauna etc… Pleasure Palace 51 accommodates all levels of experience and interests in a non-pressure, safe and sane “DRAMA FREE” environment. The only expectation is to have a safe and friendly good time.

Couples Choice
Country Club Hills, IL 60478
http://www.coupleschoice.com

4Private Encounters
Country Club Hills, IL 60478
http://www.4privateencounters.com/

House parties for Bi and Bi curious couples, single males and single females

JR’s Place
Loves Park, IL 61111
http://www.jrsplaceinlovespark.com

A Wednesday Social Club
Palatine, IL 60067
http://www.wednesdaysocialclub.com

The Wednesday Social Club is a fun, friendly and respectful group of sensually social people. We host events that help our members to meet, mingle, and start great friendships with other attractive lifestyle couples. The Wednesday Social Club is private, discrete and low pressure. It’s the best way to meet like-minded couples, make new lasting friendships and find rewarding lifestyle experiences in the Northwest suburbs of Chicago.

Lifestyle Playtime
DeKalb, IL 60115
http://www.LifestylePlaytime.com

This group is for couple and ladies that enjoy meeting in for swingers social events in a safe and fun environment. We welcome newbies as well as experienced couples that wish to explore the lifestyle and possibly find playtime. Our events feature: Dancing A Buffet Soft Drinks Social Area Play spaces Try the Swing… Showers and more

Elite Adventures
Yorkville, IL 60560
http://www.Eliteadventures1.com

Hosted by Johnny & Lisa aka xtrawild1s. We are a happily married couple who have been in the lifestyle for many years. We First began hosting parties in 2008 with the intentions of gathering a few sexy like minded people together for some stimulating adult conversation, light food, drinks & the occasional naughty game! All in an effort to make others, especially new couples, more comfortable in the lifestyle, as we vividly remember our first adventures into swinging……

Private Affairs
Clare, IL 60111
http://www.PrivateAffairs.org

A CLUB WITH NO NAME
Joliet, IL 60432
http://www.aclubwithnoname.com

TNA Nightlife
Chicago, IL 60601
http://www.tnanightlife.com/index.html

TNA Nightlife provides the ULTIMATE in parties and events at a variety of entertaining venues offering opportunities to meet new friends of the lifestyle, for flirtatious, adult entertainment and socializing. Offering both on and off premise parties, unlike any other.

AWM Club
Hoffman Estates, IL 60192
http://www.awmclub.org

AWM stands for Always Wanting More. We host swinger/hotel parties, swinger house parties, and the occasional social event. Our group is very social, friendly, no pressure, easy going, down to earth group of people… We welcome single men, single women and couples. We welcome all levels and experiences in the “Lifestyle”.

Chicago’s Sexiest VIP Parties
Chicago, IL 60601
http://www.chivipevents.com/

We host House/Hotel parties, informal Meet & Greets in bars/nightclubs, and Complete Take Overs at various venues in the city, for those who don’t want to hike all the way out to the ‘burbs to have some fun.

Central Illinois Styles & Profiles
Bloomington, IL 61701
http://www.styleslsparties.com/

Meet & Greet Party Group for Couples and Single Females

Illinois Swinger
Chicago, IL 60601
http://www.illinoisswinger.net

Illinois Swingers
Statewide, IL 62806
http://www.illinoisswingers.org

Swingers Life Clubs
La Grange, IL 60525
http://www.swingerslifeclubs.net


Couples Should Spend More Time Together At Strip Clubs!

For some reason society believes that strip clubs are just places for men to have fun at with their buddies, but strip clubs are a great place for couples to have fun at together.


Reason #1 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Provide A Sexy Atmosphere!

The strip club just has a way of bringing out your inner goddess. Maybe it’s the lights, maybe it’s the alcohol, or maybe it’s the fact that you see a dancer twerking like you never thought possible. Strip clubs may have a bad reputation for glamorizing and catering to the more base desires of men, but they’re also frequented by women — and a lot of these clubs are very high-end. There’s a certain ambience that could inspire you to bring out your inner sex kitten.


Reason #2 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Actually Have Really Amazing Food! Seriously!!

No, really, the food can make you (momentarily) forget there are nude people everywhere! There are strip clubs out there serving chef-worthy sustenance. People should be tipping the chefs, too. Plus, chicken wings with a side of boobs make dinner really fun!


Reason #3 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Make Nights Out More Memorable!

Watching your significant other getting lap dances from hot women with big boobs is something you will never forget.


Reason #4 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Test Your Confidence in Your Relationship!

A lot of women may feel intimidated and uncomfortable with the numerous amounts of bare breasts parading in front of your man. But keep in mind that the dancers are there for a job and not to hook up with your significant other. Just because a dancer approaches him doesn’t mean he’s thinking about leaving you or fantasizing about her. Let the jealousy stay at home and enjoy the moment.


Reason #5 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Sex is ALWAYS Hotter After a Night Out at a Strip Club!

Both men and women get turned on at strip clubs, so when the couple leaves the club they can’t wait until they get home to have some extremely hot sex. The passion will be turned up to 1 million!



-The Real Reasons Why Men Love Going to Strip Clubs-

#1 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Socialize With Hot Women!

Men love talking to beautiful women, and strip clubs are loaded with nothing but beautiful women.

Also, these beautiful women will spend hours flirting with men, and that make men feel more confident about themselves.


#2 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Fulfill All of Their Sexual Fantasies without Being Judged!

Men are full of sexual fantasies. And naturally, they are born visual creature. We can’t blame them, can we? There are, however, few who choose to overshadow these desires. But today we are discussing those who don’t. The experience of beautiful women all over and some taking things to a personal level gives them in-depth excitement.


#3 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Strippers Have No Strings Attached!

Men don’t have to worry about strippers falling in love with them outside of the strip club, but inside of the club they can spend time with their favorite girls.


#4 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Celebrations are Always Better With Big Boobs!

Bachelor parties, birthdays, divorce parties, job promotions, whatever the celebration may be, men love having them at strip clubs! Why? Because celebrations are much more fun when beautiful naked women are flirting with you!

 

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Sex Outside of the Bedroom!


So I may be a bit boring because my most favorite place to have sex is actually on a bed, in a bedroom, and it seems like this is where most couples indeed have the majority of their sex.

My friend works for a rather large online magazine, and recently they polled 1,000 couples to find out where most of their sex outside of the bedroom goes down, and I have the leaked results ready to share with you today!

1) The shower


Over 92% of couples have had sex in a shower. I actually hate getting banged in the shower because it’s not that comfortable. But if you do have sex in the shower then I stress that the shower must have a lot of room or it’s not going to be as much fun as it sounds.

2) The bathtub


89% of couples polled said that they have had sex together in a bathtub. I prefer the bathtub over the shower, but all that water can really make lubrication a problem. So again, I don’t love screwing in a bathtub.

3) A car


I thought this number was a tad low to be honest, but only 83% of couples have had sex in a car. I actually love giving head while the car is in motion, but I also enjoy a fun Sunday drive that includes pulling over to let the driver have his way with me.

4) Living room couch


Isn’t a couch just a less comfortable bed located in your living room? I would say that this is the least sexy of the places to have sex outside of the bedroom, but I’ve boned on many couches and so have 78% of all couples!

5) The backyard


Backyard sex sucks! I hate it and it’s gross and no fun at all, and I’d know because I just had sex in a dude’s backyard this past weekend! It’s the worst! But 73% of all couples have found themselves humping away in their backyard at one low point in their relationship or another!

6) The kitchen


This is gross and I’ve never done it, but 28% of all couples have boned in the kitchen, the same place where you cook food. Use the bedroom, it’s way better people.

7.) Swimming pool


Sounds like it would be fun, but it’s not, and that’s probably why only 17% of all couples polled admitted to having sex in a swimming pool.

8) The Staircase


12% of all couples have boned on a staircase, and the reason why that number is so low is because staircase sex is as uncomfortable as it gets; having sex in the middle of a jumping cactus might be less comfortable, but you never know.

My favorite place to have sex is on a bed, in a bedroom, but everyone likes different things, so please post in the comments section the place that you love having sex that isn’t on a bed in the bedroom!