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UBER Driver asked me to blow him! No thank you!

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Just because I dress like a slut, and on my way to have sex with a guy I just met on Tinder, Β does not give anyone the right, especially my Uber driver, to ask me to give him a blow job in exchange for free rides.

I’m officially deleting my Uber and Lyft apps. All of the male drivers say gross things to me, and I’m sure they do this to all the women they drive.

This fucking creep just now told me to call him whenever I need a ride and he’ll drive me anywhere for free in exchange for one blow job.

Not to come across as a bitch, but I’m going to report this jerk.

I barely spoke to the guy. I never told him I was meeting a guy for sex. I just told him I was meeting friends. I’m kinda super pissed off that people think they can ask someone to suck them off for free rides. WTF?!!

Here’s a dating tip to all you creepy Uber drivers: Don’t offer free rides for some road head! It’s NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!

Sorry for venting. But to all you ladies out there, please be careful when you use Uber or Lyft. You never know what kind of person is driving you.

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Ladies, please stop telling guys “no hook ups” in your bioπŸ˜•

imageI have a quick tip for ladies that are using dating apps and dating sites to meet men….STOP TELLING GUYS THAT YOU AREN’T LOOKING FOR A HOOK UP IN YOUR BIO!!!

You don’t have to have sex with guys you meet on dating apps or sites…but when you tell them right off the bat that they aren’t going to get laid they’ll think you’re a prude.

It also makes you look no fun. Just leave it out. You don’t have to sleep with anyone you don’t want to. I have a lot of sex with guys I meet on these apps because I choose to. But go out on a date with someone you match with before you make any decisions.

A good bio should be one sentence and not a paragraph.

Something like this “Ask me out and I might say yes”

That’s all you need. You’ll match with the same guys no matter what your bio says.

Plus, guys want sex with everyone…they can’t help it.

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Women love it from behind πŸ’‹πŸ‘

imageOkay, I just sent a text to 22 of my slutty friends Β asking them how they like to have sex on a one night stand. 15 out of 22 responded with “doggie style”. I agree. So the next time you have a one night stand just do her from behind πŸ’‹

Dang I’m horny again. I need to create a real estate blog so I’m not always wetting my panties.

I guess I am a slutπŸ˜•

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You can’t get jealous at a swinger’s partyπŸ˜•

imageSo I have sex with at least 5 women and 3or 4 men every weekend at swinger’s parties. I usually give blow jobs to married men while their wives watch on.

If you want to be invited to a swinger’s party then I might be able to help. But you will end up breaking up with your girlfriend or wife if they are the jealous type.

Also, if you’re a man reading this, you must know that you will have 2 or three hot chicks sucking you off at the same time, but also understand that your wife or girlfriend will also be getting screwed and blowing a few guys as well. If you’re the jealous type, then DO NOT EVER attend a swinger’s partyπŸ˜•

But they really are fun if you have the right partner in your life 😘

All this swinger party talk is making me want to suck on something hard right now, I’m so wet πŸ’‹

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Sold a house with my mouth without saying a word πŸ’‹

Okay, last week I was showing an open house to man that met me an hour before his wife could get there. I guess she was busy at work, but he wanted to see the house right away.

I always dress slightly sexy when I show houses. I caught him staring at my boobs like 20 times. So I told him that I’m also a swinger and would love to invite him and his wife to an upcoming sex-party. He said that his wife would never go for it πŸ˜• So I told him that is give him the BEST blow job ever if he bought the house within the next 72 hours.

I think I shocked the heck out of him. But he let me get on my knees, unzip his pants, take out his rod and begin blowing him. And to add a cherry on top I let him explode on my boobs because I knew he liked them πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

48 hours later I sold him and his wife the house. Am I slut for selling a house by giving a blow jobπŸ€” Probably. But I knew what my customer wanted and it helped me make a huge commission.

Ladies, use what you got to help you get what you want πŸ’‹image