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A Sexual Hall Pass For Married People ๐Ÿ‘

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To all of the men reading this, if you’re fine with letting someone’s wife give you a blow job, then by all means please continue reading.

Ladies, you can read this as well if you wantโ€ฆbut I think this might be something that the dudes in the audience will be bigger fans of than you.

YES, I’m getting paid for this post. I need the money. I’m a single woman trying to have sex with 1,000 men as quickly as I can. And since I’m not an escort, prostitute, or sugar baby, I don’t get paid for having sex. My vagina is not for sale! But this post is for sale and I sold it, so please read it. Pretty please?

The people at MarriedHallPass.com will give anyone reading this a FREE LIFETIME membership to their affairs community.

They told me that you will NEVER have to use a credit card or send any other type of payment in order to become a FULL member of the sexually explicit MarriedHallPass.com affairs community.

MarriedHallPass.com guarantees that this is a full membership that allows you to use all of the features their site has to offer.

But, you have to be 18 years of age or older to get a free membership. You can only get a membership if you are 18 or older. Yes, I basically just wrote the exact same sentence twice (MarriedHallPass.com told me this post has to be 430 words or more in order to get paid, so I’m stretching this out a bit).

Follow these 3 simple instructions to get your free MarriedHallPass.com membership:

1) Please send an email to married.hall.pass@gmail.com

2) Type “Jenny sent me” in the subject line of the email that you are sending to married.hall.pass@gmail.com

3) Copy and paste this sentence below into the email message you are sending to married.hall.pass@gmail.com

“Jenny demands you send me a Married Hall Pass membership that I’ll never have to pay for because I’m at least 18 years of age or older.”

Pretty simple right ๐Ÿ˜„

Oh, if you don’t want to meet, flirt, and possibly have sex with married people, then you shouldn’t ask for a free membership.

Again, as I mentioned at the very top of this post, all of the men reading this, if you’re fine with letting someone’s wife give you a blow job, then by all means, get that free membership.

And ladies, if you want a married man’s penis in your mouth, then this is the membership you have been waiting for since the day you turned 18 years old.

Yes, 437 words! Iโ€™m getting paid for blogging ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Boobs · dating · Relationship advice · Social media · tinder

Dating App Tip for Guys: Your profile pic matters๐Ÿ“ธ

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If you’ve read any of my previous posts you know that I really want to have sex with 1,000 men that I meet on Tinder so I can write a book about my experiences. And this past week I added 3 more men to my tally. So I should reach my goal in under 2 years!

But, one guy I slept with did something really cool with his profile picture that first grabbed my attention, which led to me grabbing the attention in his pants by the end of the night.

So if you’re a guy reading this, then I think you should take a play out of this guy’s book because I know you’ll get more women to swipe right on your Tinder or Bumble profile if you do.

This guy, we’ll call him “Sean”, mainly because his name is Sean, but “Sean” placed text over his Tinder profile picture that read:

“My Nose Looks Smaller in Person, Swipe Right To See”

It was pretty funny, and it was my first time seeing a guy use this technique.

So if you look at this pic below where I added the text : “My Boobs Look Bigger In Person, Swipe Right To See”

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This is what he did with his main profile pic on Tinder where he added the text
“My Nose Looks Smaller in Person, Swipe Right To See”

This really stood out, and honestly guys, every woman gets way more matches then men do on all dating apps. The reason is because most guys just swipe right on ever female just hoping that one of them will match with him.

Women don’t do this. We maybe swipe on 5 to 10 guys max, and we match with almost all of them. So if you want to increase your chances of getting a girl to swipe right on your pic, do what this “Sean” guy did and add some funny text to your main picture.

Here are some examples that just off the top of my head:

โ€œjust swipe right to win”
โ€œCome on, give me a chanceโ€
โ€œif you donโ€™t like me Iโ€™ll tell your momโ€
“If you swipe left on me your phone will explode”

If any of you guys reading this try this technique please let me know how it worked out for you. I would really love some feedback.

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Catfished · dating · Dating apps · Online dating · Relationship advice · sex · sex advice

Come on, date an ugly woman…new dating site review ๐Ÿค”

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Okay, I’m not really sure what to think about this new dating site that was sent over to me by my friend Simon, But hey, at least this site is trying to help out women that suffer from the disease known as Ugly Face Syndrome.

I come across so many dating sites that use beautiful models as marketing tools to lure men into joining them. This site has decided to take the road less traveled and only wants “Ugly Women” to join.

It kind of makes sense though. Based on my own life experiences, and from talking to a lot of dudes, I have come to realization that guys are intimidated by beautiful women and find it easier to appraoch less attractive women.

I think all women are beautiful and no one should be judged on how They look. But I do like the fact that this site is designed to make it easier for men to want to join.

Now, I don’t know too much about the site or how it works, but Simon did tell me this:

“Hey babe, you gotta check out this site for your blog. Never seen anything like it. I joined it, and so far only got 2 matches, but honestly, that’s better than I get on Match or Plenty of Fish anyway. It’s free to sign up, but they make you put down a credit card to veryfy your age and they charge you $0.00 to verify that I am 18 or older. I think they only allow you to use the site for the first 3 days for free, and then, and I might not be incorrect because I don’t pay attention to things I sign up for, but I think I remember it saying that after 3 days I have to pay something to keep using it…and by the way, the chicks are not ugly, or maybe I’m blinded by boobs and don’t really look at chick’s heads.”

Check out this Ugly Women Dating Site!

If anyone ends up getting laid from this site let me know๐Ÿ˜˜

Blow jobs · dating · orgasm · Relationship advice · sex · Swinger's party

Swinger’s Party advice: Give warning before ejaculating on my face ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†

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Okay guys, when you’re at a swinger’s party, before unilaterlly deciding to unload your wad onto the gal’s face that’s blowing you, have some common courtesy and maybe say, “I’m gonna cum” at least 4 seconds before you blast in her mouth, her face, or in her hair.

Some gals, even as slutty as myself, don’t want to be peeling off some random guys jizz from her face in the middle of a gang bang.

Let her decide where you’re going to dispose of your spunk.

I’m bringing this up because not one, but two dudes at a recent event ejaculated all over my face and hair without even letting me know what was about to happen.

Call me old fashioned, but I kinda want to decide if I’m going to be blinded by an avalanche of semen or not.

Not cool. Not cool at all ๐Ÿ˜•

Please CLICK HERE if you want to get invited to a swinger’s party!

dating · Dating apps · One night stand · Online dating · Relationship advice · sex · tinder

My Tinder Goal: Have sex with 1,000 Tinder matches ๐Ÿ˜ฌ…sorry mom..

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I’m actually working on a book about my Tinder experiences . My goal is to have sex with 1,000 men I meet on Tinder.

So far I’m just at 73 Tinder one night stands, so I have a lot of swiping to do to hit my goal….I might have to have a thumb replacement surgery once this slutty journey comes to its final conclusion๐Ÿค”

My plan so far is to only have sex with men that are visiting my city and staying in hotels. This allows me to tell my friends which hotels, and room numbers, where I’ll be meeting my Tinder matches.

I also send my friends the cell number and a screenshot of my Tinder match profile pics.

So if any of you matches are planning on murdering me watch out, you’ll get caught before my body goes cold ๐Ÿ˜•

Wow that sounds really horrible, but you gotta be safe when meeting complete strangers for a one night stand.

Also, I don’t want to sleep with 1,000 men who live in my city. Too many guys might begin stalking me.

So only sleeping with Tinder matches that are on business trips or on vacations if you’re ever planning on being a Tinder hoe.

Wow, again this journey is starting to sound like a bad idea๐Ÿค”

Anyone reading this probably thinks that I have a serious sex addiction…and I probably do. But I practice safe sex and fully examine all the men I sleep with…they don’t realize, or just don’t care, that I’m examining their balls and rods…guys will have sex with anyone that comes to their hotel room.

I encourage anyone that sleeps around as much as I do to always practice safe sex. It’s really not that difficult to keep yourself healthy.

And never, ever, no matter what, let a Tinder match go raw dog in you unless he asks you very politely.

I’m kidding, always make sure to wrap up any, and all, Tinder boners that are about to say hello to your female parts.

Anal sex · dating · Relationship advice · sex advice

Help me figure out an anal sex strategy please ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Okay, I’m going to try anal sex one more time Monday night with a guy I met at a swinger’s party. But I have been doing my research as any good slut should do, and I think I made a mistake last night by not using enough lube.

If anyone has some advice other than using 10 barrels of lube when having anal sex, then please feel free to let me know because I really want to have a spectacular anal sex experience.

I heard anal beads and butt plugs may also be helpful in getting me in the mood. I am desperate here people ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Chicks hate “dick-pics” ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ†

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Okay gentlemen, just because a woman “matches” with you on Tinder, Bumble, or any other dating site/app does not mean it’s an open invitation to send her a “dick-pic”.

First off, penis pictures do not get chicks wet, and they’ll just think you’re a creep.

Also, don’t send too many shirtless selfies, and by too many I mean not even 1.

Shirtless selfies can really dry out a perfectly wonderful vagina.

Chicks can send men selfies of anything because we know it’ll get you hard….but please, I beg of you for all of the women in the world, we DON’T want the favor returned.

If you want to get laid from a dating app or dating site, just don’t be creepy. Pretty simple.

I’ll blow most guys I meet on dating apps just if they’re nice.

I hope this piece of advice helps you guys get laid…or at least a blow job ๐Ÿ’‹