Infidelity · Relationship advice · sex

A Sexual Hall Pass For Married People πŸ‘

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To all of the men reading this, if you’re fine with letting someone’s wife give you a blow job, then by all means please continue reading.

Ladies, you can read this as well if you want…but I think this might be something that the dudes in the audience will be bigger fans of than you.

YES, I’m getting paid for this post. I need the money. I’m a single woman trying to have sex with 1,000 men as quickly as I can. And since I’m not an escort, prostitute, or sugar baby, I don’t get paid for having sex. My vagina is not for sale! But this post is for sale and I sold it, so please read it. Pretty please?

The people at MarriedHallPass.com will give anyone reading this a FREE LIFETIME membership to their affairs community.

They told me that you will NEVER have to use a credit card or send any other type of payment in order to become a FULL member of the sexually explicit MarriedHallPass.com affairs community.

MarriedHallPass.com guarantees that this is a full membership that allows you to use all of the features their site has to offer.

But, you have to be 18 years of age or older to get a free membership. You can only get a membership if you are 18 or older. Yes, I basically just wrote the exact same sentence twice (MarriedHallPass.com told me this post has to be 430 words or more in order to get paid, so I’m stretching this out a bit).

Follow these 3 simple instructions to get your free MarriedHallPass.com membership:

1) Please send an email to married.hall.pass@gmail.com

2) Type “Jenny sent me” in the subject line of the email that you are sending to married.hall.pass@gmail.com

3) Copy and paste this sentence below into the email message you are sending to married.hall.pass@gmail.com

“Jenny demands you send me a Married Hall Pass membership that I’ll never have to pay for because I’m at least 18 years of age or older.”

Pretty simple right πŸ˜„

Oh, if you don’t want to meet, flirt, and possibly have sex with married people, then you shouldn’t ask for a free membership.

Again, as I mentioned at the very top of this post, all of the men reading this, if you’re fine with letting someone’s wife give you a blow job, then by all means, get that free membership.

And ladies, if you want a married man’s penis in your mouth, then this is the membership you have been waiting for since the day you turned 18 years old.

Yes, 437 words! I’m getting paid for blogging πŸ’°

Comic con · Cosplay · dating · san diego · sex · tinder

Comic Con + Tinder = Sex, Sex, & more Sex!

imageI can’t guarantee many things in life, but I can pretty much guarantee that anyone who uses the Tinder dating app, man or woman, in San Diego during Comic Con will get laid.

Living in San Diego is one reason why I’ll be able to reach my goal of having sex with 1,000 men that I meet on Tinder within the next 2 years or less, and during this upcoming Comic Con I plan on sleeping with at least 20 guys.

At last year’s Comic Con I found myself at a cosplay swinger’s party blowing three Ghostbusters at the same time while Deadpool and a zombie were taking turns doing me from behind. Was it weird, kinda, but it was still pretty fun.

I also had sex with three other guys I met on Tinder at Comic Con last year.

But anyone who goes to San Diego’s Comic Con can have sex if they use their Tinder app. Everyone is having a great time. Everyone is away from home on vacation. Everyone has a hotel room. And everyone at Comic Con parties all night long.

Also, all of the cosplay costumes are pretty sexy. You could find yourself banging Wonder Woman one night, and then a chick dressed up as a Smurf the next.

Tinder + Comic Con = Sex, Sex, & more Sex!

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Catfished · dating · Dating apps · Online dating · Relationship advice · sex · sex advice

Come on, date an ugly woman…new dating site review πŸ€”

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Okay, I’m not really sure what to think about this new dating site that was sent over to me by my friend Simon, But hey, at least this site is trying to help out women that suffer from the disease known as Ugly Face Syndrome.

I come across so many dating sites that use beautiful models as marketing tools to lure men into joining them. This site has decided to take the road less traveled and only wants “Ugly Women” to join.

It kind of makes sense though. Based on my own life experiences, and from talking to a lot of dudes, I have come to realization that guys are intimidated by beautiful women and find it easier to appraoch less attractive women.

I think all women are beautiful and no one should be judged on how They look. But I do like the fact that this site is designed to make it easier for men to want to join.

Now, I don’t know too much about the site or how it works, but Simon did tell me this:

“Hey babe, you gotta check out this site for your blog. Never seen anything like it. I joined it, and so far only got 2 matches, but honestly, that’s better than I get on Match or Plenty of Fish anyway. It’s free to sign up, but they make you put down a credit card to veryfy your age and they charge you $0.00 to verify that I am 18 or older. I think they only allow you to use the site for the first 3 days for free, and then, and I might not be incorrect because I don’t pay attention to things I sign up for, but I think I remember it saying that after 3 days I have to pay something to keep using it…and by the way, the chicks are not ugly, or maybe I’m blinded by boobs and don’t really look at chick’s heads.”

Check out this Ugly Women Dating Site!

If anyone ends up getting laid from this site let me know😘

Blow jobs · dating · orgasm · Relationship advice · sex · Swinger's party

Swinger’s Party advice: Give warning before ejaculating on my face πŸ˜•πŸ’¦πŸ†

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Okay guys, when you’re at a swinger’s party, before unilaterlly deciding to unload your wad onto the gal’s face that’s blowing you, have some common courtesy and maybe say, “I’m gonna cum” at least 4 seconds before you blast in her mouth, her face, or in her hair.

Some gals, even as slutty as myself, don’t want to be peeling off some random guys jizz from her face in the middle of a gang bang.

Let her decide where you’re going to dispose of your spunk.

I’m bringing this up because not one, but two dudes at a recent event ejaculated all over my face and hair without even letting me know what was about to happen.

Call me old fashioned, but I kinda want to decide if I’m going to be blinded by an avalanche of semen or not.

Not cool. Not cool at all πŸ˜•

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dating · Dating apps · One night stand · Online dating · Relationship advice · sex · tinder

My Tinder Goal: Have sex with 1,000 Tinder matches 😬…sorry mom..

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I’m actually working on a book about my Tinder experiences . My goal is to have sex with 1,000 men I meet on Tinder.

So far I’m just at 73 Tinder one night stands, so I have a lot of swiping to do to hit my goal….I might have to have a thumb replacement surgery once this slutty journey comes to its final conclusionπŸ€”

My plan so far is to only have sex with men that are visiting my city and staying in hotels. This allows me to tell my friends which hotels, and room numbers, where I’ll be meeting my Tinder matches.

I also send my friends the cell number and a screenshot of my Tinder match profile pics.

So if any of you matches are planning on murdering me watch out, you’ll get caught before my body goes cold πŸ˜•

Wow that sounds really horrible, but you gotta be safe when meeting complete strangers for a one night stand.

Also, I don’t want to sleep with 1,000 men who live in my city. Too many guys might begin stalking me.

So only sleeping with Tinder matches that are on business trips or on vacations if you’re ever planning on being a Tinder hoe.

Wow, again this journey is starting to sound like a bad ideaπŸ€”

Anyone reading this probably thinks that I have a serious sex addiction…and I probably do. But I practice safe sex and fully examine all the men I sleep with…they don’t realize, or just don’t care, that I’m examining their balls and rods…guys will have sex with anyone that comes to their hotel room.

I encourage anyone that sleeps around as much as I do to always practice safe sex. It’s really not that difficult to keep yourself healthy.

And never, ever, no matter what, let a Tinder match go raw dog in you unless he asks you very politely.

I’m kidding, always make sure to wrap up any, and all, Tinder boners that are about to say hello to your female parts.

Blow jobs · dating · sex · sex advice

This is how to make semen taste really delicious πŸ˜˜πŸ†

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Love giving head but hate swallowing the load? Guys, do you want your woman to swallow your load everytime?

Okay, so I really love giving head, but I love tasting and swallowing cum more than sucking on an erection . But I get it that most women aren’t fans of “swallowing”. Maybe it’s the texture, maybe it’s the taste, maybe you’re not sure if it’s safe…but trust me, you can’t get pregnant by “swallowing”.

Now, texture of semen can’t be changed, but the taste of semen can be helped if you get your man to do the following:

1.) Stop smoking cigarettes. Smoking can make spunk taste grody to the max.

2.) Alcohol helps with getting the courage to place a huge penis in your mouth, but alcohol will make your man’s giant weiner blow out some funky tasting jizz. So don’t eat a load a day after a night of heavy drinking.

3.) Make him eat some celery. Celery is high in water and vitamin C and can clear the semen of what might be making his celery stick juice taste nasty.

4.) Smoking weed will not only get your lover high, it will also make his cum taste like a glass of crap.

5.) No more Starbuck runs. His coffee with cream is making the cream in his penis taste like sour milk in your mouth. So cut out coffee and even caffeine.

6.) Cut out dairy! Milk might do a body good, but it makes creamy jizz taste like a bag of hot farts.

7.) Drink cranberry juice. This will balance pH levels and will make you want to drink a glass full of his semen if you’re extremely thirsty…okay, a glass of even the tastiest semen will not go down well, but cranberry juice really does help!

8.) Cut out red meat. Steaks taste great, but the jizz blasting into your mouth from his meat bone will make you want to spit out his load just as fast as he exploded it into your mouth.

9.) Avoid these vegetable please: cauliflower and cabbage. Not only will his cum taste like dead fish guts, but will also make him blast out some nasty farts. Kill two birds with one stone!

10.) Cut out fast food. An Inn-And-Out burger will sour the ketchup coming out of his French fry!

11.) Eat lots of asparagus! I’m totally kidding here. We all know that asparagus will make any load taste worse than a hot bowl of turd shanks. PLEASE know that I’m kidding here. NO ASPARAGUS EVER!!!

As soon as your man makes these changes you will be more than happy sucking down every single drop of your man’s love juice.

Have fun having fun please!

dating · Dating apps · Relationship advice · Selfies · sex

Chicks hate “dick-pics” πŸ“ΈπŸ†

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Okay gentlemen, just because a woman “matches” with you on Tinder, Bumble, or any other dating site/app does not mean it’s an open invitation to send her a “dick-pic”.

First off, penis pictures do not get chicks wet, and they’ll just think you’re a creep.

Also, don’t send too many shirtless selfies, and by too many I mean not even 1.

Shirtless selfies can really dry out a perfectly wonderful vagina.

Chicks can send men selfies of anything because we know it’ll get you hard….but please, I beg of you for all of the women in the world, we DON’T want the favor returned.

If you want to get laid from a dating app or dating site, just don’t be creepy. Pretty simple.

I’ll blow most guys I meet on dating apps just if they’re nice.

I hope this piece of advice helps you guys get laid…or at least a blow job πŸ’‹