Quitting smoking, or drinking, or losing weight are all New Year’s resolutions most people are familiar with, at least for me they are, but believe it or not, a chick in the UK gave up blow jobs as her New Year’s resolution, but she broke it after just 30 minutes.
I thought I loved the taste of dick more than anyone else, but I guess this chick must love it a lot more since she can’t go 30 minutes without popping a boner into her mouth.
As I was searching Google for 2018’s most popular New Year’s resolutions, I came across a news story that makes me wonder if British penises are more addicting than nicotine or heroin.
Back in 2015 some British chick named Kirsty Maiden was so addicted to the taste of dick that her 2016 New Year’s resolution was, and I quote, “no more blow jobs”, but just 30 minutes into 2016 she already had some dude’s cock in her mouth.
I hope I don’t sound like a slut for saying this, but I need to get my mouth wrapped around a British guy’s dick ASAP to see what the fuss is all about.
Seriously, something must be going on with British dicks if someone can’t go 30 minutes without giving a guy fellatio.
I for one have gone over 7 days in a row, on multiple occasions, without giving a blow job, and I love performing oral sex on men.
Perhaps the sperms of British men get you stoned, or drunk, if swallowed?
I for one always swallow, and I’ve never caught even the slightest of a buzz.
Obviously British sperm can’t get you drunk, but I still want to blow a British guy as soon as possible just to make sure 🙂
Below is a quick list of the most difficult New Year’s resolutions to keep:
10. Find a new job
9. Spend less time on the internet or watching TV
8. Save money
7. Manage Stress
6. Learn something new
5. Get out of debt
4. Spend more time with friends and family
3. Enjoy life more
2. Quit unhealthy habits like smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol
1. Giving out blow jobs, just kidding, it’s actually dieting and exercise
I hope everyone reading this stays strong and keeps their New Year’s resolutions going all year long!
Thanks for reading!