In an attempt to look even sluttier than I already do, I’ve decided to increase the size of my bust yet again. But this time I’m not the one choosing the size of my new implants. In fact, I’m letting the world of social media, the readers of this blog included; decide what my new fake boobs will look like.
Some may say this is just an attempt to get a tax write off for my boobs, and at first it was, but my tax accountant crushed that dream this afternoon when I asked him what forms I would need to submit, he said “Uncle Sam don’t buy boobs”, so I guess Jenny has to buy her own boobs, again!
But I still want everyone that reads my blog, as well as all of my Instagram followers, to choose how BIG my new Dolly Parton’s will be. And yes, I’m going REALLY BIG this time.
So here’s what I did:
I uploaded a short video on my YouTube channel titled “My Upcoming Breast Augmentation Surgery!” that shows seven breast size options that you can vote on. The option that gets the most votes will be the size of my new chest!
Oh, but anyone that votes for option #1 is just a jerk, and I’ll NEVER get the implants shown in option #1. Option #1 is only included to weed out bad people from following me on social media because anyone that votes for option #1 is just cruel.
But I’m down to get options 2 through 7, and anyone that votes for option #1 is just wasting a vote.
So if anyone reading this is interested in deciding the fate of my boobs, just check out the short video below and vote in the YouTube comments section, or shoot me your vote on KIK. My KIK username is realtorjenny24
And thank you so much for taking time out of your day to read my silly little blog 🙂