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My Upcoming Breast Augmentation Surgery!

My Upcoming Breast Augmentation Surgery!

In an attempt to look even sluttier than I already do, I’ve decided to increase the size of my bust yet again. But this time I’m not the one choosing the size of my new implants. In fact, I’m letting the world of social media, the readers of this blog included; decide what my new fake boobs will look like.

Some may say this is just an attempt to get a tax write off for my boobs, and at first it was, but my tax accountant crushed that dream this afternoon when I asked him what forms I would need to submit, he said “Uncle Sam don’t buy boobs”, so I guess Jenny has to buy her own boobs, again!

But I still want everyone that reads my blog, as well as all of my Instagram followers, to choose how BIG my new Dolly Parton’s will be. And yes, I’m going REALLY BIG this time.

So here’s what I did:

I uploaded a short video on my YouTube channel titled “My Upcoming Breast Augmentation Surgery!” that shows seven breast size options that you can vote on. The option that gets the most votes will be the size of my new chest!

Oh, but anyone that votes for option #1 is just a jerk, and I’ll NEVER get the implants shown in option #1. Option #1 is only included to weed out bad people from following me on social media because anyone that votes for option #1 is just cruel.

But I’m down to get options 2 through 7, and anyone that votes for option #1 is just wasting a vote.

So if anyone reading this is interested in deciding the fate of my boobs, just check out the short video below and vote in the YouTube comments section, or shoot me your vote on KIK. My KIK username is realtorjenny24

Click here to pick out my new fake boobs please!

And thank you so much for taking time out of your day to read my silly little blog ๐Ÿ™‚

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Booties are like Snowflakes!

Much like snowflakes, no two booties are the same, and guys like all different types of female butts.

Some guys like a small booty, some like an athletic booty, and some love a BIG BOOTY!

I for one wish I had a smaller booty, but guys have told me it’s pretty cool looking, so I kind of like my booty the way it is, but I don’t expect every guy in the world to find my booty to be attractive.

Every once in a while guys send me pics of what they consider being the “perfect” booty, and I want to share these bootylicious pics for those that read my blog so you can let me know which booty you consider being a “perfect” booty!

Bootylicious Booty #1 – Thick Booty!

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I can see why guys would find this type of booty sexy!

Bootylicious Booty #2 – Flat on Top – Round on Bottom Booty!

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Maybe her booty would look a little better in jeans, but still a nice looking rear for sure!

Bootylicious Booty #3 – Bubble Booty!

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Another very nice piece of backside!

Bootylicious Booty #4 – Thin Booty!

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I wish my booty was this size!

Bootylicious Booty #5 – Perky Booty!

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I wouldn’t mind at all if my booty was this size either!

Bootylicious Booty #6 – Cutie Booty!

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Again, I wish I had a small “Cutie Booty” like this babe! I’m kind of jealous of these babes with the smaller booties.

Bootylicious Booty #7 – Athletic Booty!

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This looks nice, but I’d still rather have a “Perky” or “Cutie” or “thin” butt

Bootylicious Booty #8 – Tiny Booty!

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This chick is so lucky to own that butt!

Bootylicious Booty #9 – XL Booty!

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My butt will be this big by the time I’m 30 if I don’t hit the gym more!

Bootylicious Booty #10 – XXL Booty!

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Actually, my booty might be even BIGGER than an “XXL” if I don’t hit the gym more!

Maybe none of these 10 different booty styles is the “perfect” booty in your opinion, but let me know which of these 10 booties you like the most because I love knowing what gets people turned on!

I’ll try posting an update very soon on the number of guys I’ve slept with on Tinder so far…..I’m hoping to add another three in the next 72 hours!!!

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Even Sluts Watch Black Mirror Season 4!

Even Sluts Watch Black Mirror Season 4!

Most people that look at me might think to themselves, “If that slut has Netflix playing on her TV, then it’s only because she wants to Netflix and Chill”

Well guess what, they would be right, but also not right in every instance!

Yes, I’ve been known to blow a few guys during a “Netflix and Chill” sesh, in fact I think I’ve had more than one dick in my mouth at the same time during a recent “Netflix and Chill” sesh, but when it comes to “Black Mirror”, my mouth is a penis-free zone until each episode concludes.

I really liked this season, not my favorite, but still really great.

I mean, I think of this series more as episodes and not really as seasons anyway. My favorite episode ever is “White Christmas”, but “White Bear” was my favorite initial watch of any episode from any season.

“White Bear” is hard to re-watch once you know the twist, but OMG, that first time watching “White Bear” was so nerve racking and intense. That twist was so crazy.

As for “White Christmas”, it has Jon Hamm in it, so obviously I love it. But that episode has so much of the things in it that I love most about “Black Mirror”.

Ok, so if I had to rank this season’s episodes then they would be as follows:

1. USS Callister

2. Crocodile

3. Metalhead

4. Arkangel

5. Hang the DJ

6. Black Museum

Overal season 4 of “Black Mirror” was still good enough to keep me from wanting to start sucking on a dick until each episode ended.

Well it’s back to Tinder so I can hopefully have met my goal of sleeping with 1,000 men I matched with before Season 5 of “Black Mirror” is released.

The next guy I meet on Tinder and have sex with will be my 200th!!!

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Dating App Tip for Guys: Your profile pic matters๐Ÿ“ธ

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If you’ve read any of my previous posts you know that I really want to have sex with 1,000 men that I meet on Tinder so I can write a book about my experiences. And this past week I added 3 more men to my tally. So I should reach my goal in under 2 years!

But, one guy I slept with did something really cool with his profile picture that first grabbed my attention, which led to me grabbing the attention in his pants by the end of the night.

So if you’re a guy reading this, then I think you should take a play out of this guy’s book because I know you’ll get more women to swipe right on your Tinder or Bumble profile if you do.

This guy, we’ll call him “Sean”, mainly because his name is Sean, but “Sean” placed text over his Tinder profile picture that read:

“My Nose Looks Smaller in Person, Swipe Right To See”

It was pretty funny, and it was my first time seeing a guy use this technique.

So if you look at this pic below where I added the text : “My Boobs Look Bigger In Person, Swipe Right To See”

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This is what he did with his main profile pic on Tinder where he added the text
“My Nose Looks Smaller in Person, Swipe Right To See”

This really stood out, and honestly guys, every woman gets way more matches then men do on all dating apps. The reason is because most guys just swipe right on ever female just hoping that one of them will match with him.

Women don’t do this. We maybe swipe on 5 to 10 guys max, and we match with almost all of them. So if you want to increase your chances of getting a girl to swipe right on your pic, do what this “Sean” guy did and add some funny text to your main picture.

Here are some examples that just off the top of my head:

โ€œjust swipe right to win”
โ€œCome on, give me a chanceโ€
โ€œif you donโ€™t like me Iโ€™ll tell your momโ€
“If you swipe left on me your phone will explode”

If any of you guys reading this try this technique please let me know how it worked out for you. I would really love some feedback.

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