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Hurry up and get here already November 24th!
Yep, on November 24th I’m going to a swinger’s party in Australia, and I’ll finally be able to say, “I got pleasured down under, Down Under”. Or maybe a better line would be, “My outback got down-undered in the Outback”? Okay, I won’t be saying either of those until I figure out how the saying goes.
I’m trying to post a link with the details for this Australian swinger’s party, but my friend that helps me with my blog is sick today so if you click on the link and it goes to a dead page I’ll have my friend fix it when he’s feeling better.
I really hope that works.
I had the biggest crush on Paul Hogan growing up, and I’ve always wanted to go see kangaroos and all those other strange animals down under there in that outback world. And now I get to have incredible sex with some hot Australian men and women one day, and play with a duck-billed platypus the next day!
I really hope that at least one Australian guy at the party comes up to me and says, “That’s not a dick. That’s a dick”, right before he puts it in my mouth.
If you haven’t see the movie “Crocodile Dundee” then I guess that line won’t register. But it would be soooo much hotter if Paul Hogan showed up and said it. I’d still do him. I don’t think he’s dead…did he die? I’ll have to check that on Google.
Oh my goodness. I just checked my flight itinerary……it’s going to take 17 hours and 15 minutes to get to Australia!
Those kangaroos had better be super cute.
Hopefully I’ll meet some guys on Tinder out there…I just checked, and there are some hot guys on Tinder in Australia.
And I can’t wait to flush an Australian toilet! The water flushes the opposite direction Down Under in the Outback from what I’ve been told. I wonder if I’ll even notice. Oh well. I’m looking forward to the adventure!