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Warning to all Married Women: I will Have Sex with your Husband if I see him on Tinder 😮

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imageI suggest that all married women reading this download Tinder as soon as you can…I’ll tell you why near the end of this short post.

 
As of yesterday, I’ve officially had 100 one night stands just using my Tinder app!

If you’ve read my earlier posts, then you may remember that my goal is to have sex with 1,000 men that I meet on Tinder. So only 900 more penises to go before I officially become a SUPER DUPER SLUT🎉🎉🎉

So far, 0% of the men that I’ve had sex with live in my city, but 32% of them have wives back home in whatever city they live in; most are in San Diego attending work conferences.

If I ever get married I’ll encourage my husband to have sex with other women. In fact, I’ll divorce my future husband if he leaves town for a business trip and doesn’t at the very least get a blow job.

I believe that married men and women should have sex with whoever they want to sleep with.

But I understand that 99% of wives don’t want their husbands’ dipping their dicks in the mouths, vaginas, and buttholes of other women.

Warning to all the married women of the world: if your cheating husband is on Tinder, and he and I match on that dating app, then I guarantee that his dick will be going in my mouth, my vagina…..but not my butthole. I’m still not a fan of anal sex.

I don’t think it’s my responsibility to help keep your husband’s dick in his pants. In fact, married men are almost 100% STD free (I made this stat up, maybe I just hope it’s true 🤔), so maybe it’s safer for me to only sleep with married men? I’m going to call my gynecologist’s office tomorrow because now I’m curious to know the answer.

Now back to my first sentence of this post, I suggest that all married women download Tinder just to make sure their husband isn’t using it.

“But Jenny, you dumb slut, if I download Tinder then my husband might see my profile before I see his.”

Actually, there’s a setting on Tinder that only allows the people you “LIKE” to see your profile.

So ladies, I beg you, please catch your cheating husband before he and I find each other on Tinder, because I will have sex with him.

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Comic Con + Tinder = Sex, Sex, & more Sex!

imageI can’t guarantee many things in life, but I can pretty much guarantee that anyone who uses the Tinder dating app, man or woman, in San Diego during Comic Con will get laid.

Living in San Diego is one reason why I’ll be able to reach my goal of having sex with 1,000 men that I meet on Tinder within the next 2 years or less, and during this upcoming Comic Con I plan on sleeping with at least 20 guys.

At last year’s Comic Con I found myself at a cosplay swinger’s party blowing three Ghostbusters at the same time while Deadpool and a zombie were taking turns doing me from behind. Was it weird, kinda, but it was still pretty fun.

I also had sex with three other guys I met on Tinder at Comic Con last year.

But anyone who goes to San Diego’s Comic Con can have sex if they use their Tinder app. Everyone is having a great time. Everyone is away from home on vacation. Everyone has a hotel room. And everyone at Comic Con parties all night long.

Also, all of the cosplay costumes are pretty sexy. You could find yourself banging Wonder Woman one night, and then a chick dressed up as a Smurf the next.

Tinder + Comic Con = Sex, Sex, & more Sex!

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Dating App Tip for Guys: Your profile pic matters📸

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If you’ve read any of my previous posts you know that I really want to have sex with 1,000 men that I meet on Tinder so I can write a book about my experiences. And this past week I added 3 more men to my tally. So I should reach my goal in under 2 years!

But, one guy I slept with did something really cool with his profile picture that first grabbed my attention, which led to me grabbing the attention in his pants by the end of the night.

So if you’re a guy reading this, then I think you should take a play out of this guy’s book because I know you’ll get more women to swipe right on your Tinder or Bumble profile if you do.

This guy, we’ll call him “Sean”, mainly because his name is Sean, but “Sean” placed text over his Tinder profile picture that read:

“My Nose Looks Smaller in Person, Swipe Right To See”

It was pretty funny, and it was my first time seeing a guy use this technique.

So if you look at this pic below where I added the text : “My Boobs Look Bigger In Person, Swipe Right To See”

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This is what he did with his main profile pic on Tinder where he added the text
“My Nose Looks Smaller in Person, Swipe Right To See”

This really stood out, and honestly guys, every woman gets way more matches then men do on all dating apps. The reason is because most guys just swipe right on ever female just hoping that one of them will match with him.

Women don’t do this. We maybe swipe on 5 to 10 guys max, and we match with almost all of them. So if you want to increase your chances of getting a girl to swipe right on your pic, do what this “Sean” guy did and add some funny text to your main picture.

Here are some examples that just off the top of my head:

“just swipe right to win”
“Come on, give me a chance”
“if you don’t like me I’ll tell your mom”
“If you swipe left on me your phone will explode”

If any of you guys reading this try this technique please let me know how it worked out for you. I would really love some feedback.

 

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My Tinder Goal: Have sex with 1,000 Tinder matches 😬…sorry mom..

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I’m actually working on a book about my Tinder experiences . My goal is to have sex with 1,000 men I meet on Tinder.

So far I’m just at 73 Tinder one night stands, so I have a lot of swiping to do to hit my goal….I might have to have a thumb replacement surgery once this slutty journey comes to its final conclusion🤔

My plan so far is to only have sex with men that are visiting my city and staying in hotels. This allows me to tell my friends which hotels, and room numbers, where I’ll be meeting my Tinder matches.

I also send my friends the cell number and a screenshot of my Tinder match profile pics.

So if any of you matches are planning on murdering me watch out, you’ll get caught before my body goes cold 😕

Wow that sounds really horrible, but you gotta be safe when meeting complete strangers for a one night stand.

Also, I don’t want to sleep with 1,000 men who live in my city. Too many guys might begin stalking me.

So only sleeping with Tinder matches that are on business trips or on vacations if you’re ever planning on being a Tinder hoe.

Wow, again this journey is starting to sound like a bad idea🤔

Anyone reading this probably thinks that I have a serious sex addiction…and I probably do. But I practice safe sex and fully examine all the men I sleep with…they don’t realize, or just don’t care, that I’m examining their balls and rods…guys will have sex with anyone that comes to their hotel room.

I encourage anyone that sleeps around as much as I do to always practice safe sex. It’s really not that difficult to keep yourself healthy.

And never, ever, no matter what, let a Tinder match go raw dog in you unless he asks you very politely.

I’m kidding, always make sure to wrap up any, and all, Tinder boners that are about to say hello to your female parts.