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Super Hot Sluts Will Have Sex With Any Guy They Meet At This Site….

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Okay, so I use Tinder to sleep with guys so I can write a book about my “Slutty Adventures on Tinder”. This is no secret to anyone that has read any of my past blog posts.

Now, there aren’t many young women like myself that are guaranteed sexual conquests on Tinder. The chances of a guy that I match with on Tinder to have sex with me are 100%. But I am that rare unicorn on Tinder.

Now if you’re a guy that wants to have a LOT of sex, with a LOT of hot women, between the ages of 18 – 25, then you have to join a certain “sugar daddy” dating site. If you DO NOT want a girlfriend, but love sex with the hottest women in your city, then I will tell you the 100% truth about what to expect on a certain “sugar daddy” site.

This is NOT an advertisement for this “sugar daddy” community, but I am NOT going to give them a free promotion either….so I am making them pay me for every person that I send to their site…I just want to be upfront with all of my readers, if you click the link in this post, then I will get paid…it’s not a LOT of money, but I will not promote this “sugar daddy” site for free. But everything I tell you is ALL TRUE!

How do I know that any man that joins this “sugar daddy” site will indeed have sex with hot young women between the ages of 18 to 25? Because I have a LOT of super attractive girlfriends that use this “sugar daddy” site to meet men that they sleep with.

Now the term “sugar daddy” scares a lot of men away if they don’t think they are rich enough to be called a “”sugar daddy”. Trust me guys, you DO NOT have to be rich to have sex with the women on this site. All you have to do is take them to a nice restaurant, be funny, compliment them, and by the end of the night you will 100% be having sex with the hot “sugar baby” you just took out, or at the very least get your dick sucked.

My goal for this blog is to help guys and chicks get laid with real dating site and dating app advice.

Here are tips for getting laid on this “sugar daddy” site..so all men reading this, pay attention if you want to fuck hot chicks.

1) Don’t tell the girls if you are not rich. Make them think you are, but don’t tell them that you are rich either, just make them think you can spoil them with a nice dinner.

2) Bring a $100 Victoriaโ€™s Secret gift card to the first date. Any guy can afford a $100 Victoriaโ€™s Secret gift card, you do not have to be rich to shell out $100 if you want to bang a seriously hot piece of ass. Don’t give it to her right away, but give it to her at some point during the first date. You should tell her this, “So I had to stop at the mall today and I walked by Victoriaโ€™s Secret and I hope that this isn’t creepy, but I got you something just in case you shop at Victoriaโ€™s Secret, maybe you don’t, but in case you do I got you this.”

This will make the hot girl you’re with super happy…like really happy. She will want more gifts in the future from you, so she will either fuck you or give you the best blow job of your life after the first date to show you what you can expect every time you show her a good time.

3) The women on the site are super hot, but they are NOT girlfriend material. These women also don’t want a boyfriend, they might tell you they do, but they don’t. They are not horrible people, but they do have an agenda, and they want to be spoiled.

4) Don’t expect constant sex with the same 18 – 25 year old babe you meet at this site. The truth is that you can have sex with a lot of girls from this site, but not a lot of sex with the same girl from this site. Best thing to do is have sex on the first date and then move on to a new girl from the site. You and the girl might actually have chemistry, the chances are super low, but it is possible, but don’t expect a love connection.

Most of the girls you’ll be meeting will want something from you every time you go out, but not the first night you go out. The first night is when the “sugar baby” wants to show you what she can do for you sexually if you do spoil her. So when you give her the unexpected $100 Victoria Secrets gift card she’ll be surprised and think that if she lets you have sex with her then the next gift will be more extravagant.

5) My final tip is about your profile. Just post one pic of yourself and no more. Why? When a girl either responds to a message you sent her, or if you are responding to a message a girl sends you, make sure to reply with this line:

“You really are super HOT and I want to meet you ASAP. I can send you more pics of me if you want so you know that I’m not a creepy fat guy.”

She will send you her number for you to text her your pics. Now that you have her number you can work on asking her out for that first date.

Don’t waste time messaging on the site or texting. These girls will not just be talking to you, so make sure to ask them on a date during your first texting conversation, and schedule that date for the same night or the next day. These hot chicks have very short attention spans, so you have to move fast.

So guys, if you want guaranteed sex with super hot young women in your city that are between the ages of 18 to 25, then follow the 5 tips above.

Click here to have sex with hot women between the ages of 18 to 25 years old.

Oh, I have one warning though; the site is VERY, VERY, VERY time consuming. You’ll be on the site for HOURS and HOURS at first. The site is REAL, and the women on the site are REAL.

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Even Sluts Watch Black Mirror Season 4!

Even Sluts Watch Black Mirror Season 4!

Most people that look at me might think to themselves, “If that slut has Netflix playing on her TV, then it’s only because she wants to Netflix and Chill”

Well guess what, they would be right, but also not right in every instance!

Yes, I’ve been known to blow a few guys during a “Netflix and Chill” sesh, in fact I think I’ve had more than one dick in my mouth at the same time during a recent “Netflix and Chill” sesh, but when it comes to “Black Mirror”, my mouth is a penis-free zone until each episode concludes.

I really liked this season, not my favorite, but still really great.

I mean, I think of this series more as episodes and not really as seasons anyway. My favorite episode ever is “White Christmas”, but “White Bear” was my favorite initial watch of any episode from any season.

“White Bear” is hard to re-watch once you know the twist, but OMG, that first time watching “White Bear” was so nerve racking and intense. That twist was so crazy.

As for “White Christmas”, it has Jon Hamm in it, so obviously I love it. But that episode has so much of the things in it that I love most about “Black Mirror”.

Ok, so if I had to rank this season’s episodes then they would be as follows:

1. USS Callister

2. Crocodile

3. Metalhead

4. Arkangel

5. Hang the DJ

6. Black Museum

Overal season 4 of “Black Mirror” was still good enough to keep me from wanting to start sucking on a dick until each episode ended.

Well it’s back to Tinder so I can hopefully have met my goal of sleeping with 1,000 men I matched with before Season 5 of “Black Mirror” is released.

The next guy I meet on Tinder and have sex with will be my 200th!!!

Click here to have sex with hot women between the ages of 18 to 25 years old.

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I’m on Tinder in Australia & Australian Men Are HOT!

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I’m on Tinder in Australia setting up some sex dates for my upcoming sex vacation, and all I can say is WOW! Australian men are funny, sweet, smart, and very attractive. Also, they are NOT rude whatsoever!

My goal is to have sex with at least 7 Australian men that I meet on Tinder so I can write about it in my book.

So if you’re an Australian man, get on Tinder and try to find me please.

If you live in Australia and want to know about the upcoming swinger’s party click on the link below.

Click here to attend an Australian swingersโ€™ party.

Now, the above link can only be seen in Australia (well, that’s what the people hosting the event tell me, I really don’t know how the internet does what it does). And if that site isn’t working correctly you can just read a post I made a week or so ago about me having sex in Australia at a swinger’s party in November.

Click here to read more about my upcoming Australian sex vacation.

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Fake Boobs From Hell!

 

OMG! OMG!! Check out the woman in these pictures I posted above and below; she has what my dead grandmother would call “Fake Boobs From Hell”!

I just want to be clear, these pictures are real. These aren’t fancy Hollywood special effects or an app that adds insanely huge fake boobs to any picture.

This is a real woman, and those are her real fake boobs.

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Those would make sex so miserable for her. Forget sex for a second, fake boobs that size would make going to the bathroom miserable. How is she able to stand up? How is she able to even drive a car? Can she drive a car? Her arms are shorter than her boobs are long. I guess if her boobs had hands in place of the nipples then maybe she could drive. I feel so sad for her.

Okay, I have fake boobs; anyone that looks at my chest can say without any hesitation, “Hey Jenny, you obviously have fake boobs”.

I was actually flat-chested during my first 2 years of high school….I was actually so flat-chested that the boys in my grade gave me the awesome nickname of “No Tits Jenny”…nothing causes a young girl’s self-esteem to rise as high as the highest mountain tops than being called “No Tits Jenny”.

So on my 16th birthday my mom bought me my very first pair of fake tits! (I’ve actually had 4 different sets of boobs in my life, but that’s a different story for another day.)

Actually, my mom and I both got boob jobs on my 16th birthday, and we even got matching pairs, literally.

Here’s the point of my story, my fake bust was a huge boost to my self-esteem right out of the gate; the boys in my grade no longer called me “No Tits Jenny”, and the girls in my grade were kind enough to give me a brand new nickname. Yep, I was known as “Slut Boobs”. I don’t blame them now that I look back on it, I’d be jealous of a girl that had the one thing that all high school boys want, big bouncing boobs.

Honestly, I’m very grateful that my mom allowed me to stuff my body with two big bags filled with fake tits, and maybe the only reason the boys liked me was because I let them feel me up each day during 4th period Social Studies, and maybe I’d be less promiscuous if I was still flat-chested, but the point of my story is, WHY THE FUCK DID THIS CHICK EVER THINK FAKE TITS THAT HUGE WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?

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I love being able to serve big mouthfuls of my tits to someone I’m having sex with, but no man could ever truly enjoy boobs as big as hers.

I’d like for any man reading this to honestly let me know if he’d ever want to have sex twice with a woman that has boobs that big….I understand that every man alive would want to give those planet crushing-sized boobs at least one go around, but would you want to strap on for a second ride?

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I hope that I don’t seem like I’m being cruel to this lady. I donโ€™t want to hurt her feelings. But she obviously destroyed her body so men could stare at her.

Fake Boobs From Hell!

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to make sure she knows that she doesn’t have to disfigure her body to impress any man. Maybe I’ll tell her right after we get matching boob jobs on her 16th birthday.

WOW!! I’m a hypocrite to say the least.

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I hope Australian Men Like my Booty!

Hurry up and get here already November 24th!

Yep, on November 24th I’m going to a swinger’s party in Australia, and I’ll finally be able to say, “I got pleasured down under, Down Under”. Or maybe a better line would be, “My outback got down-undered in the Outback”? Okay, I won’t be saying either of those until I figure out how the saying goes.

I’m trying to post a link with the details for this Australian swinger’s party, but my friend that helps me with my blog is sick today so if you click on the link and it goes to a dead page I’ll have my friend fix it when he’s feeling better.

Get the Australian Swinger’s Party details by CLICKING HERE!

I really hope that works.

I had the biggest crush on Paul Hogan growing up, and I’ve always wanted to go see kangaroos and all those other strange animals down under there in that outback world. And now I get to have incredible sex with some hot Australian men and women one day, and play with a duck-billed platypus the next day!

I really hope that at least one Australian guy at the party comes up to me and says, “That’s not a dick. That’s a dick”, right before he puts it in my mouth.

If you haven’t see the movie “Crocodile Dundee” then I guess that line won’t register. But it would be soooo much hotter if Paul Hogan showed up and said it. I’d still do him. I don’t think he’s dead…did he die? I’ll have to check that on Google.

Oh my goodness. I just checked my flight itinerary……it’s going to take 17 hours and 15 minutes to get to Australia!

Those kangaroos had better be super cute.

Hopefully I’ll meet some guys on Tinder out there…I just checked, and there are some hot guys on Tinder in Australia.

And I can’t wait to flush an Australian toilet! The water flushes the opposite direction Down Under in the Outback from what I’ve been told. I wonder if I’ll even notice. Oh well. I’m looking forward to the adventure!

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Swinger’s Party Las Vegasโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

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I went to one of the best swinger’s parties of my life last night!

I also added 3 more guys to my Tinder journey! So all in all this was a great weekend!

At one point at the party last night I had 2 dicks in my mouth and one in my vagina and I started thinking to myself, I think it’s time to slow down on my slutty lifestyle!

So I’m only going to attend 1 swinger’s party per month, and just focus on the research for my novel.

 

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Swinger Clubs Across the USA!

I CAN GET YOU INVITED TO A SWINGER’S PARTY IF YOU CLICK HERE!!!

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I’m not sure if anyone reading this would be interested in checking out a swinger’s club or not, but below is a list of swinger clubs in every US state.

All you need to do is find your state in the list below and click on it to find swinger clubs in that state.

I hope this is helpful.

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington DC
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

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