I’m actually working on a book about my Tinder experiences . My goal is to have sex with 1,000 men I meet on Tinder.
So far I’m just at 73 Tinder one night stands, so I have a lot of swiping to do to hit my goal….I might have to have a thumb replacement surgery once this slutty journey comes to its final conclusion🤔
My plan so far is to only have sex with men that are visiting my city and staying in hotels. This allows me to tell my friends which hotels, and room numbers, where I’ll be meeting my Tinder matches.
I also send my friends the cell number and a screenshot of my Tinder match profile pics.
So if any of you matches are planning on murdering me watch out, you’ll get caught before my body goes cold 😕
Wow that sounds really horrible, but you gotta be safe when meeting complete strangers for a one night stand.
Also, I don’t want to sleep with 1,000 men who live in my city. Too many guys might begin stalking me.
So only sleeping with Tinder matches that are on business trips or on vacations if you’re ever planning on being a Tinder hoe.
Wow, again this journey is starting to sound like a bad idea🤔
Anyone reading this probably thinks that I have a serious sex addiction…and I probably do. But I practice safe sex and fully examine all the men I sleep with…they don’t realize, or just don’t care, that I’m examining their balls and rods…guys will have sex with anyone that comes to their hotel room.
I encourage anyone that sleeps around as much as I do to always practice safe sex. It’s really not that difficult to keep yourself healthy.
And never, ever, no matter what, let a Tinder match go raw dog in you unless he asks you very politely.
I’m kidding, always make sure to wrap up any, and all, Tinder boners that are about to say hello to your female parts.