Men Still Getting Laid During Pandemic Thanks to Mon Amour Toujours Sex Dolls! [UPDATE 2022]

The COVID-19 pandemic has made dating, and meeting new people for that matter, impossible since restaurants, movie theaters, bars, night clubs other places where people come together for dates are closed in an effort to keep them apart.

Men Can Go To Strip Clubs To At Least Get Lap Dances

Try again please! Men cannot go to strip clubs to get some female contact in the form of lap dances doing COVID-19 because most, if not all, strip clubs have been closed since the coronavirus quarantine went into effect.

Men Can Hire Escorts If They Need To Get Laid During A Pandemic

First off, hiring sex workers for sex is illegal in most countries, and second, most men are too nervous to hire escorts because they’re worried that they may be hiring an undercover cop instead of a legitimate escort.

Also, many escorts have taken a break from having sex with new clients during the COVID-19 pandemic because they are also very worried about contracting the coronavirus.

Why Can’t People Just Meet Up At Their Homes For First Dates

Most women don’t feel comfortable having a man that they’ve never met before coming over to their home just as much as they don’t want to go over to a man’s place of residence that they have never met before in person.

So if men can’t take women out on dates due to everything being closed, and if women don’t feel comfortable going to a strangers place of residence or have that stranger come over to their place of residence, then how the heck can anyone get laid during the time of a pandemic.

COVID-19 Is Making It Impossible For Men To Get Laid In 2020

Actually men can get laid during the times of the coronavirus pandemic thanks to a company by the name of Mon Amour Toujours who are providing men with extremely realistic love dolls as an amazing alternative to having sex with real women.

The Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls really do look like real women, and sex with these dolls really does feel like the real thing.

Can Sex Dolls Replace Real Living Women

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls not only can replace real women, but other than being able to have babies, Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls actually make better companions for men than real women do for a wide number of reasons because sex dolls never want flowers, don’t wear makeup and never get headaches just to name a few.

Real Women Are Expensive

Over the lifetime of a relationship a man can be expected to spend at least $20,000 per year on things that their woman wants; this can be vacations, an upgrade on where they live, clothes..etc.

This is $20,000 per year that a man would not spend if he wasn’t in a relationship

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls Save You $200,000

The average lifespan of a Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls is around 2 to 10 years, which means you won’t be spending $20,000 per year on a real woman, and best of all, you’ll be spending the entire decade having amazing sex!

Real Women Demand That Their Man Drive $80,000+ Automobiles

Real women seem disgusted by men who don’t own at least a $90,000 car, and will demand that their man get a really expensive car if they don’t have one.

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls Could Care Less About What You Drive

On the other hand the sex dolls from Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls could care less what a man drives, and will never nag their man about buying an expensive car just for status.

Real Women Are Such High-Maintenance

Real women always want fresh new flowers, expensive gifts, and to be taken out to fancy dinners every single weekend, and if these requirements aren’t met then good luck getting laid.

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls Require Zero Maintenance

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls can’t smell flowers, don’t eat food, have no need for expensive gifts, and are always ready and willing to have sex with their man no matter what.

No Matter WHAT the Occasion Is Real Women Spend Hours Putting on Make Up

Real women may be sexy and gorgeous, but they don’t wake up that way and have to spend hours upon hours in front of a mirror applying make up to their faces just to look appealing enough to leave the house.

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls Don’t Require Make Up & Always Look Hot

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls always look beautiful and never make their men wait around hours while they sit in front of a mirror applying makeup.

Real Women HATE Your Clothes & Demand You Wear What They Want You to

Real women want to make sure you look “good enough” to be seen with them, and this means spending hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on a new wardrobe.

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls Love Your Style Regardless Of What Brand

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls could care less about what clothes you wear and are always ready to have sex with you no matter how you’re dressed.

Real Women Would Rather DIE Than Sleep In A Tent

You can kiss the idea of going camping ever again in your life goodbye because real women would rather die that sleep in a ten with you. Most men never go camping ever again once they start a relationship with a real woman. And if you’re able to get your chick to go camping with you there is zero chance that she’ll ever have sex with you in a tent.

Real women always want to go on vacations, but only if it’s an expensive and luxurious getaway that you’re willing to get the bill for!

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls Love Getting Banged In A Tent

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls will save you thousands upon thousands of dollars on vacations in your lifetime because they’ll never complain about going on a campaign trip with you, and they’re always down to get banged under the stars in any size tent.

Real Women Decorate Your House With Stuffed Animals & Pillows

You can expect a lot of pillows, stuffed animals and pink walls once you move in with a real woman, as well as having any say in how your home is decorated because real women always want to decorate your house the way they want it decorated.

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls LOVE Your House Just The Way It Is

Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls will never complain about how your house is decorated and are always ready to have sex with you!

Real Women Won’t Have Sex When They Have Headaches

You can kiss getting laid goodbye if you’re lady has a headache; and some women even fake having headaches just so they don’t have to have sex.

Mon Amour Toujours Dolls NEVER Get Headaches & Are Always Ready To Bend Over

Mon Amour Toujours Sex Dolls are unable to get headaches, therefore can never make up excuses to not have sex, which means you can have sex whenever you’re in the mood and not have to wait for anyone else to be in the mood.

Real Women Are Clingy & Needy & Always Want Your Attention

Real women always demand your full attention, are very needy, and extremely clingy, which means that you almost never have a second alone to either breathe or spend time alone with your guy friends without her tagging along.

Mon Amour Toujours Love Dolls Don’t Demand Any Attention

Mon Amour Toujours Dolls give you the space you need when you want it and never demand any attention from you at all to make them happy.

PMS Attacks Real Women 12 Times Per Year

At least 12 times per year women go on PMS rampages where they treat their men like garbage, and you can forget about having sex with real women when they’re having their periods.

Mon Amour Toujours Dolls NEVER Need Tampons

Mon Amour Toujours Dolls never have periods, never go on PMS rampages, and are always ready and willing to have sex no matter what time of the month it may be.

Real Women Are Always On The Look Out For Some Side-Dick

While being in a relationship, you have to be constantly insecure about being cheated on by your partner. You can never have the peace of mind when you are worried about your partner finding anybody better than you and leaving you anytime.

Mon Amour Toujours Sex Dolls Never Cheat & Are ALWAYS Loyal

With Mon Amour Toujours Realistic Sex Dolls, you don’t have any chance of infidelity. Once they are yours, they remain yours. They will never cheat on you or ever leave you for another person, and best of all, they are always ready to have sex with you!

Real Women Demand Their Needs Come First & Depend On Men For Happiness

Basically, real women DO NOT understand the word “compromise.”

Usually, that requires spending a lot of money on only the things that she wants; she never looks at the price tags when she has your credit card in her wallet. The funny thing is, even after all that, she never really seems happy. This spills over into things that don’t cost money too. For example, she pouts when you want to have a couple friends over to watch sports, and she also pouts when you won’t watch back-to-back episodes of The Bachelor with her.

Mon Amour Toujours Dolls Put Your Needs First and Always Want You To Be Happy

Mon Amour Toujours dolls exist to make you happy and to make sure your needs are taken care of, and BEST of all, they are always ready to have sex with you!

More About Mon Amour Toujours

If the COVID-19 pandemic has made having sex difficult because you can’t meet new women at bars, night clubs, or even take new women that you meet on dating apps out on dates because everything is closed, then you really need to visit Mon Amour Toujours and get yourself the woman of your dreams in the form of a realistic looking, and feeling, sex doll.

Mon Amour Toujours Has A Wide Selection Of Sex Dolls To Choose From

I understand that choosing the perfect sex doll for yourself can be a daunting task, but Mon Amour Toujours makes choosing your perfect dream woman a very easy task because they pride themselves by working with the best sex doll brands in the industry today!

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Which Mon Amour Toujours Sex Doll Do You Want To Have Sex With The Most

Please let me know in the comments section, or you can always send me an email, which sex doll from Mon Amour Toujours you’d love having sex with the most!

Quick Sex Sucks Guys!

Okay guys, since we are all locked up in quarantine for who knows how much longer, I think it’s time for ALL of you men in the world to start sex “training” for when the COVID-19 quarantine is officially lifted so that you LAST as LONG as possible while banging the ladies in your life because us ladies are going to need AMAZING poundings that LAST as LONG as possible.

Women Hate Fast Shooters!

I hope I don’t sound rude, or mean, in any way, but facts are facts gentlemen, and ALL women hate having sex that lasts less than 5 minutes, so it’s extremely important that you LAST as LONG as possible while having sex or you’re going to have some very unsatisfied ladies in your life.

How to Train Your Wieners to Last Longer During Sex

Sex Training Tip #1 For Men To Last Longer: Just Breathe Guys!

Premature ejaculation sucks, you know it, and trust me, all ladies think it sucks as well, and the stress of having to perform during sex can lead to a quick cum shot situation. I suggest that you learn some breathing techniques to help you control your performance anxiety…Meditation and muscle relaxation techniques are good places to start.

Sex Training Tip #2 For Men To Last Longer: Become An Oral Sex Expert!

If you feel that you’re going to blow your load super quick all you need to do is slow down, pull your wiener out of your chick’s vagina, or booty, and start going down on her. Women don’t need your hard wiener to get us off, in fact oral usually works better to help us achieve orgasms than regular intercourse, and letting your wiener take a quick break will allow you to “reset” and start again.

Also, if you’re really good at performing oral sex then your chick’s vagina will get super wet, and the wetter the vagina the better it will be for your wiener to last longer!

Just hop on your favorite search engine and look up “meditation and breathing techniques to last longer during sex” and you’ll find a plethora of articles on the subject.

Sex Training Tip #3 For Men To Last Longer: Focus on Your Massage Game!

Not all girls love getting a massage before they’re about to get banged, but if working in a massage will help you pound the living hell out of her for a very long time then she’ll learn to LOVE getting a pre-boning massage!

Fact: Working a massage into your sex routine, for both of men and women, has multiple benefits; first, giving a massage with automatically help you relax because you’re focusing on making your partner feel good, and second, taking your time on something other than wiener in vagina penetration allows your mind to relax and focus on something other than your initial performance anxiety issues.

Sex Training Tip #4 for Men to Last Longer: More Solo-Stroking Sessions!

You know how a basketball player will spend more time shooting free throws to get better at making free throws? Well one way to last longer at sex is to masturbate more; yes, the more you ejaculate from masturbating, the chances of you lasting longer during sex will increase.

Being in quarantine should allow you enough time to masturbate at least 3 to 5 times per day…get yourself some silky lotion, a couple boxes of tissues, and start training yourself to last longer!

Sex Training Tip #5 For Men To Last Longer: Choose Your Sex Positions Wisely!

If Doggy Style is your favorite sexual position then DO NOT start out in the Doggy Style position. I suggest you start in the missionary position so you can focus on kissing your partner instead of watching your balls bounce off their ass; kissing while having sex can take your mind off of worrying about penetration.

Sex Training Tip #6 For Men To Last Longer: Go Slower Than The Speed Limit!

Don’t start out at 100 MPH when you first start having sex, in fact you really should start out super slow, like, really, really slow, like as slow as you can so that you can control yourself from ejaculating too quickly.

Sex Training Tip #7 For Men To Last Longer: Lube, Lube, & Some More Lube!

The more lube you use the less you may feel, and the less you feel will help you last much longer while having sex!

Jenny I Don’t Have Time for Sex Training!

Okay, not everyone wants to take the time to mentally, or physically, train their mind, body, and wiener to last longer and want an easy solution to cure their premature ejaculation problems. Well luckily for ALL of you guys out there that suffer from premature ejaculation there’s actually something you can use to help cure your quick shooting problems, and that solution goes by the name of Promescent!

What is Promescent Jenny?

Promescent is a climax control spray that will subtly numb sensations to your wiener allowing you to stay in full control, last longer during sex, and allow you to put premature ejaculation in your rear view mirror!

My Own Experience with Promescent

I’ve actually had sex with a few guys that have applied Promescent to their wieners before pounding away on my booty, and it really works, I mean Promescent really, really, really works.

One of the guys actually had sex with me at my place without using Promescent and he lasted for less than 18 pumps, or around 38 seconds, seriously, it was one of the quickest sexual experiences of my life, and it SUCKED!!! I was confused as to why he blew his nut so fast, and he apologized for not using Promescent. This is when I learned about the sexual miracle powers of Promescent in the first place, and ever since that experience I purchased my very own bottle of Promescent to ensure that I’d never have to experience “less than 20 minutes of sex” ever again!

Jenny, Does Promescent Number Your Vagina?

Honestly, at first I thought that Promescent would cause my vagina to go numb as well, but nope, all I feel when a guys uses Promescent is a super hard erection pounding away on me for a MINIMUM of 20 minutes.

More Information About Promescent

Promescent is a safe and proven effective spray that can delay ejaculation, letting men enjoy lovemaking in a way they didn’t know was possible. And many men say the best part of all is being able to truly satisfy their partner using Promescent.

Promescent.com has all of the information you’ll need to learn more about the benefits of climax control sprays.

How it works is a common concern when men start looking at why and how Promescent is different from other products. The simple answer is a uniquely formulated patented technology. Using proprietary TargetZone™ technology, Promescent absorbs into the skin in a matter of minutes, allowing for ejaculation control with only a slight loss of sensitivity.

The result? A heightened sense of control and more satisfying sex life for both you and your partner – or partners. Promescent’s formula ensures minimal transference, so you can be sure that your partner is enjoying it as much as you are.

Promescent Is Not Your Typical Lidocaine

The active ingredient in Promescent is lidocaine, but not your typical lidocaine. Our folks in R&D made a unique oil-aqueous (we’ll touch on what this is just below) lidocaine solution that absorbs quickly into the skin and stays local to the application area, rather than dulling the sensation of the whole penis, like most other products out there.

Lidocaine, in its natural form, is a crystalline – a sugary like substance. This poses many issues when used for delaying ejaculation for men with the most troublesome being that the lidocaine will not absorb readily into your epidermis (top layer of skin). If not absorbed by your ‘wee-wee’ the lidocaine is left on the surface of your skin for the whole world to enjoy – mainly your partner… a terrible, terrible thing!

Why ALL Men Need Promescent in Their Lives

1) Next-to-normal sensitivity – maintain great sexual sensation

2) Works fast – you’re ready to go in 5 -10 minutes

3) Very low side effect profile

4) Only delay spray in The USA backed by clinical data and research

5) Effective for up to an hour – time for plenty of foreplay and intercourse

6) Proudly made in the USA in a state-of-the-art pharmaceutical grade facility

7) Recommended by over 2,200 Urologists, Sex Therapists, and Health Care Professionals

8) Success rate – men last more than 64 percent longer in bed when using Promescent

How to Apply Promescent

Just spray on the underside of the head of your penis, and some on the underside shaft as well-its most sensitive area.

Apply three or more sprays but no more than 10.

You don’t have to be fully erect, but it works equally well if you are. You can experiment with how many sprays are perfect for you. Start with three sprays in a smaller area, and then experiment, depending on your sensitivity level.

Wait 5-10 minutes until it’s fully absorbed into your skin. It’s the perfect time to engage in a little foreplay and get revved up for a great session in the sack.

Try Promescent Climax Control Spray ASAP

It isn’t just a spray to help you last longer in bed. It’s a way to slow down the clock, giving you more time to play, more time to explore, and more time to discover new levels of intimacy with your partner. Recommended by over 2,200 Urologists, you can be certain Promescent Climax Control Spray will take your love life to new levels.

Other Promescent Products: Personal Lubricants, Condoms & VitaFLUX!

Personal Lubricants

Incredible sex is just a squeeze away. Premium lubricants offer comfort for both you and your partner during any intimate activity – or try it solo for mind-blowing masturbation. Paraben free and safe to use with condoms get ready to enhance your sexual experience with a partner or alone.

Condoms

Safety is sexy! Condoms and great sex don’t have to be mutually exclusive. Promescent premium condoms are designed to increase stimulation and feel more natural for both partners during intercourse. Lubricated for enhanced comfort and sensitivity with receptacle tip, so clean up is quick and easy.

VitaFLUX

Suffering from erectile dysfunction, weak or hard to gain erections, low libido, or poor circulation? You need a bottle of VitaFLUX in your medicine cabinet! Clinically proven to support sexual and circulatory health with L-arginine and other key amino acids that elevate nitric oxide levels in the body.

Conclusion

Promescent is an amazing sexual wellness product that EVERY man and woman needs to own so that the premature ejaculation experiences of your past stay in your past forever!

Seriously, if you enjoy good sex then get Promescent today so you can ALWAYS enjoy GREAT sex!

Sex Dolls Make Getting Laid Possible During COVID-19

The COVID-19 pandemic has made dating, and meeting new people for that matter, impossible since restaurants, movie theaters, bars, night clubs other places where people come together for dates are closed in an effort to keep them apart.

Why Can’t People Just Meet Up At Their Homes For First Dates

Most women don’t feel comfortable having a man that they’ve never met before coming over to their home just as much as they don’t want to go over to a man’s place of residence that they have never met before in person.

So if men can’t take women out on dates due to everything being closed, and if women don’t feel comfortable going to a strangers place of residence or have that stranger come over to their place of residence, then how the heck can anyone get laid during the time of a pandemic.

Men Can Hire Escorts If They Need To Get Laid During A Pandemic

First off, hiring sex workers for sex is illegal in most countries, and second, most men are too nervous to hire escorts because they’re worried that they may be hiring an undercover cop instead of a legitimate escort.

Also, many escorts have taken a break from having sex with new clients during the COVID-19 pandemic because they are also very worried about contracting the coronavirus.

Men Can Go To Strip Clubs To At Least Get Lap Dances

Try again please! Men cannot go to strip clubs to get some female contact in the form of lap dances doing COVID-19 because most, if not all, strip clubs have been closed since the coronavirus quarantine went into effect.

Basically Men Cannot Get Laid Because Of COVID-19

Actually men can get laid during the times of the coronavirus pandemic thanks to a company by the name of Real Love Sex Dolls who are providing men with extremely realistic love dolls as an amazing alternative to having sex with real women.

The Real Love Sex Dolls companionship dolls really do look like real women, and sex with these dolls really does feel like the real thing.

Sex Dolls Cannot Replace Real Women

Real Love Sex Dolls not only can replace real women, but other than being able to have babies, Real Love Sex Dolls actually make better companions for men than real women do for a wide number of reasons because sex dolls never want flowers, don’t wear makeup and never get headaches just to name a few.

Real Women Demand That You Drive Expensive Cars

Real women seem disgusted by men who don’t own at least a $90,000 car, and will demand that their man get a really expensive car if they don’t have one.

Real Love Sex Dolls Could Care Less About What You Drive

On the other hand Real Love Sex Dolls could care less what a man drives, and will never nag their man about buying an expensive car just for status.

Real Women Are Such High-Maintenance

Real women always want fresh new flowers, expensive gifts, and to be taken out to fancy dinners every single weekend, and if these requirements aren’t met then good luck getting laid.

Real Love Sex Dolls Require Zero Maintenance

Real Love Sex Dolls can’t smell flowers, don’t eat food, have no need for expensive gifts, and are always ready and willing to have sex with their man no matter what.

Real Women Spend Hours Putting on Makeup No Matter The Occasion

Sure real woman are sex and gorgeous, but not all of the time, and in order to achieve their beautiful looks means sitting in front of a mirror applying makeup for over 2 hours.

Real Love Sex Dolls Are Always Beautiful & Never Need Makeup

Real Love Sex Dolls always look beautiful and never make their men wait around hours while they sit in front of a mirror applying makeup.

Real Women Criticize Your Style & Want You To Get Different Clothes

Real women want to make sure you look “good enough” to be seen with them, and this means spending hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on a new wardrobe.

Real Love Sex Dolls Don’t Care About Your Style

Real Love Sex Dolls could care less about what clothes you wear and are always ready to have sex with you no matter how you’re dressed.

Real Women Demand Expensive Vacations & Would Rather Die Than Camp

Real women always want to go on vacations, but only if it’s an expensive and luxurious getaway that you’re willing to get the bill for.

Also, if you can kiss the idea of going camping ever again in your life goodbye because real women would rather die that sleep in a ten with you. Most men never go camping ever again once they start a relationship with a real woman. And if you’re able to get your chick to go camping with you there is zero chance that she’ll ever have sex with you in a tent.

Real Love Sex Dolls Will Bang You In A Tent

Real Love Sex Dolls will save you thousands upon thousands of dollars on vacations in your lifetime because they’ll never complain about going on a campaign trip with you, and they’re always down to get banged under the stars in any size tent.

Real Women Get Headaches All Of The time

You can kiss getting laid goodbye if you’re lady has a headache; and some women even fake having headaches just so they don’t have to have sex.

Real Love Sex Dolls Can’t Get Headaches

Real Love Sex are unable to get headaches, therefore can never make up excuses to not have sex, which means you can have sex whenever you’re in the mood and not have to wait for anyone else to be in the mood.

Real Women Are Clingy & Needy & Always Want Your Attention

Real women always demand your full attention, are very needy, and extremely clingy, which means that you almost never have a second alone to either breathe or spend time alone with your guy friends without her tagging along.

Real Love Sex Dolls Don’t Demand Any Attention

Real Love Sex Dolls give you the space you need when you want it and never demand any attention from you at all to make them happy.

PMS Is A Real Thing That Real Women Get Every Single Month

At least 12 times per year women go on PMS rampages where they treat their men like garbage, and you can forget about having sex with real women when they’re having their periods.

Real Love Sex Dolls Don’t Bleed

Real Love Sex Dolls never have periods, never go on PMS rampages, and are always ready and willing to have sex no matter what time of the month it may be.

Real Women Are Cheaters

While being in a relationship, you have to be constantly insecure about being cheated on by your partner. You can never have the peace of mind when you are worried about your partner finding anybody better than you and leaving you anytime.

Real Love Sex Dolls Never Cheat & Are ALWAYS Loyal

With Real Love Sex Dolls, you don’t have any chance of infidelity. Once they are yours, they remain yours. They will never cheat on you or ever leave you for another person, and best of all, they are always ready to have sex with you!

Real Women Decorate Your House With Pillows & Stuffed Animals

You can expect a lot of pillows, stuffed animals and pink walls once you move in with a real woman, as well as having any say in how your home is decorated because real women always want to decorate your house the way they want it decorated.

Real Love Sex Dolls Like Your House Just The Way It Is

Real Love Sex Dolls will never complain about how your house is decorated and are always ready to have sex with you!

Real Women Demand That Their Needs Come First & Depend On Men For Happiness

Usually, that requires spending a lot of money on only the things that she wants; she never looks at the price tags when she has your credit card in her wallet. The funny thing is, even after all that, she never really seems happy. This spills over into things that don’t cost money too. For example, she pouts when you want to have a couple friends over to watch sports, and she also pouts when you won’t watch back-to-back episodes of The Bachelor with her.

Basically, real women DO NOT understand the word “compromise.”

Real Love Sex Dolls Put Your Needs First and Always Want You To Be Happy

Real Love Sex Dolls exist to make you happy and to make sure your needs are taken care of, and BEST of all, they are always ready to have sex with you!

Real Women Are Expensive

Over the lifetime of a relationship a man can be expected to spend at least $20,000 per year on things that their woman wants; this can be vacations, an upgrade on where they live, clothes..etc.

This is $20,000 per year that a man would not spend if he wasn’t in a relationship

Real Love Sex Dolls Save You $200,000

The average lifespan of a Real Love Sex Doll is around 10 years, which means you won’t be spending $20,000 per year on a real woman, and best of all, you’ll be spending the entire decade having amazing sex!

More About Real Love Sex Dolls

If the COVID-19 pandemic has made having sex difficult because you can’t meet new women at bars, night clubs, or even take new women that you meet on dating apps out on dates because everything is closed, then you really need to visit Real Love Sex Dolls and get yourself the woman of your dreams in the form of a sex doll.

Real Love Sex Dolls Has A Wide Selection Of Sex Dolls To Choose From

I understand that choosing the perfect sex doll for yourself can be a daunting task, so below I have listed the TOP 3 Real Love Sex Dolls that I believe would make the perfect love companion!

Meet Sex Doll Peyton

Peyton is the realistic sex doll of your dreams, she stands 5ft9 (174cm) with real woman measurements, she’s a truly life-size sex doll! Those big puffy suckable nipples are also a first.

Peyton has life-skin super silky skin, soft jiggly boobs, an enhanced fully posable skeleton, and an orgasmically tight vagina, booty and mouth.

Click here to learn more out Peyton!

Meet Sex Doll Austin

A life-sized sex doll, Austin has real woman measurements at 34-26-37 and stands 5ft3. Molded after a real life college cheerleader, she has strong athletic thighs, muscular traps and her sweet tits are oh-so natural on her gorgeous body. Austin is a Texas country girl who loves to shake her full round ass, and ride her man like there is no tomorrow. This sweet young thang is as hot as it comes, and you will come, again and again.

Click here to learn more out Austin!

Meet Sex Doll Noori

Sex doll heaven has been achieved when Noori was made. Is she a 4-alarm fire or what!? Ultra sensual she drips sex with her tight toned body, perky tits, nice round ass, smooth flat belly and lips you could kiss forever.

Click here to learn more out Noori!

Visit the Real Love Sex Dolls Facility & Showroom in Austin, TX!

Based in Austin, TX, Real Love Sex Dolls has been an industry leader for over six years! Our Austin shop is where we office, ship accessories and in-stock dolls, manufacture many of our exclusive Care Items, do photography and video shoots and have a showroom filled with gorgeous dolls for you to meet!

Interested in seeing a doll in person? Make an appointment to visit our showroom and a member of our team will give you a tour!

Click here if Interested in seeing a doll in person!

Which Real Love Sex Dolls Do You Want To Have Sex With The Most

Please let me know in the comments section, or you can always send me an email, which sex doll from Real Love Sex Dolls you’d love having sex with the most!

Tease N’ Please My Booty

I’ve always enjoyed anal sex, but ever since the cornoavirus quarantine went into effect I’ve found myself loving anal sex more than ever, but instead of having a man pound away on my booty I’ve been using a variety of anal sex toys to help satisfy my booty cravings!

Before COVID-19 I only used sex toys on my clit to help achieve quick orgasms, but since the quarantine I’ve dabbled in many different types of sex toys, and I discovered that anal sex toys are AMAZING!

Everyone should be using anal sex toys, this includes both straight and gay men, as well as ALL of my fellow ladies, because of how pleasurable they really are.

I totally understand that anal sex toys can be very intimidating for all of you first timers out there that aren’t used to having things in your butt, so I’m going to show you how to properly tease n’ please your booty with anal sex toys..and trust me, you’re going to love it.

Tips For First Timers: What You Should Know Before Playing With Anal Sex Toys

Tip #1 – Go Solo Before Inviting A Partner To Play With

Masturbating allows us to learn what we prefer sexually over what we don’t enjoy and anal play is no different. Using anal sex toys alone on yourself is one of the best, as well as most comfortable, ways to begin your anal sex toy journey.

The first time you experiment with a new anal sex toy might result in some surprising sensations. Playing solo gives you the chance to be both the giver and the receiver, which is super helpful when you do eventually add another person to the mix.

Don’t let your partner use anal sex toys on you until you know what you like, and what you don’t like. Trust me, anal sex toys are very fun to use with others, but when you know what you like it’s way more fun and enjoyable.

Tip #2 – Go Number 2 Or Use An Enema

You may want to go #2 an hour before you start playing around with anal toys so you don’t have to worry about having any accidents that may interrupt and ruin your experience.

And if you want to make certain to not have a messy accident you may want to use an enema to make sure that your bowels are completely empty.

Tip # 3- Take A Shower Or Bath Before Starting

Booty play can be very messy, so make sure you’re butthole is super clean before you start playing with any type of anal sex toy.

Tip #4 – Don’t Play With Multiple Holes Ladies

Hey ladies, if you don’t want a UTI (urinary tract infection) then don’t use the same sex toys on your vagina that were just inside your booty. We all know not to wipe from back to front, and the same goes for sex toys.

Tip #5 – Choose The Type Of Anal Toy To Play With

When it comes to anal sex toys the selection is vast and wide, so I’m going to recommend which toys I think your booty will get the most enjoyment from.

Also, please visit Tease N Please if you want to order any of the anal sex toys that I recommend below because Tease N Please is where I shop for all of my anal sex toys.

BUTT PLUGS

I love butt plugs, not just because they prepare you for having anal sex with a partner, but because they provide pleasurable sensations when you use them alone.

Since pressure is what enables many people to climax and experience great pleasure, both vaginally and anally, butt plugs facilitate sexual pleasure, because they apply pressure to erogenous zones and create the feeling of fullness.

Jenny’s Favorite Butt Plug: Fantasy For Her – Her Little Gems Small Plug

I love this butt plug because of its petite size which I believe is ideal for all beginners, and it’s also very comfortable.

Click here for more information about this butt plug!

ANAL BEADS

You know how butt plugs are meant to stay in your booty without going “in” and “out” like regular intercourse, well anal beads were designed to stimulated inside the body AND move “in” and “out” of the booty.

Anal beads are inserted into the butthole one at a time, creating a sensual feeling of fullness. They’re then pulled out at varying speeds, depending on the desired effect. As the beads are removed, they arouse the sensitive nerve endings of the double ringed sphincter muscle. This stimulation creates a series of pleasurable sensations, like having a muscle massaged.

Jenny’s Anal Beads Of Choice: Sassy 10 Anal Beads

These beads gradually increase in the size the deeper you go so you can be sure that your pleasure will increase as well.

Click here to learn more about Sassy 10 Anal Beads!

Now those are the 2 anal sex toys that I play with on a daily basis, and I think you should try them as well.

Tip #6 – Numb Thy Booty

I recommend that you use a product called Anal-Ese Cream when you first start playing with anal sex toys to reduce any amount of pain you may feel the first few times you use anal sex toys on yourself. Anal-Ese Cream slightly numbs your butthole and allows you to insert anal sex toys inside of you so you feel pleasure and not pain.

Anal-Ese Cream can also be purchased at Tease N’ Please.

Tip #7 – Lube, Lube, And More Lube

If someone ever tells you that too much of anything is bad for you then they’ve never had anything up their butt before because you can never have too much lube when it comes to anal play.

The anus does not lubricate naturally like the vagina, so you need to help it out a bit. Since a butt plug can stay in the body for long periods of time, you should always apply enough lubricant to ensure the easy and pleasurable removal of the plug. Our motto is ‘Slow and Slippery’.

I recommend Calexotics Premium Lube because it’s not expensive, and works great with any type of sex toy that you want to put up your booty!

Tease N Please carries this Premium Lube for only $9.99, so I’d get it from there if I were you.

Tease N Please Provides More Than Amazing Anal Sex Toys

Tease & Please is an adult boutique that offers sex toys for women, men, and couples in the below categories:

For Her

For Him

Couple Sex Toys

-Conclusion-

The thought of using anal sex toys for the first time can be scary. There are a lot of taboos, tall tales and a good deal of misinformation that can confuse people, and cause fear. The most important part to making the experience pleasurable is education and using the best anal sex toys available today.

Please visit Tease N Please today to get started on your anal sex toy adventure!

Move Over Ladies with a Heartbeat, the Best Love Sex Doll Evolution is Taking Over! – bestlovesexdoll.com

I’m sure many of you, if not all of you reading this, have heard about sex dolls…but have you ever seen how sex dolls look today?
Trust me, once you see how REAL the sex dolls look that you can order from the sex doll site https://bestlovesexdoll.com you’ll want to get one of your very own today so you can start having sex with it tonight!

Your grandfather’s sex doll was nothing more than a $5 raft with 3 silly looking holes that would most likely scrape up your penis instead of feeling like a real woman.

But sex dolls today not only look better than real life women, but when you put your wiener in their mouths it feels like a real blow job, and when you stick your wiener in their vaginas it feels like a real vagina, and when you insert your wiener in the sexy booty of a sex doll it feels like you’re really having anal sex.

 
No wonder why old people hate the younger generations….we have better TVs than they did, we have better phones that they did…we have the Internet and they had the radio….their sex dolls deflated over-night while our sex dolls look better and more real than our grandfather’s wives…sorry grandma, but it’s true!

 
Below is a picture of your grandfather’s sex doll….

You have to see for yourself how HOT and SEXY today’s sex dolls look! If I was a man I’d have one of these in every room of my condo! I’d have a big butt one, a big boob one, a skinny one, and a curvy one!

Below are pictures of today’s realistic looking sex dolls that you can order at https://bestlovesexdoll.com

Visit the link below to check out ALL of the sex dolls that you can have sex with:

https://bestlovesexdoll.com

If you’re still not certain why you should own a sex doll, here are 5 reasons that will help you make up your mind!

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Reason #1 Why ALL Men Should Own a Sex Doll:

-You Can Choose What Your Sex Doll Looks Like-

It’s hard to find a female sex partner in the real world that looks exactly how you want your ideal woman to look like right? Well you can choose the exact woman that you want to have sex with when you choose a sex doll.

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Reason #2 Why ALL Men Should Own a Sex Doll:

-You Can’t Get an STD from a Sex Doll-

A realistic looking “sex doll” brings the ultimate sexual pleasure, even more than a human partner. Their flexibility and submissiveness allow you to literally try any sexual stunt without necessarily cheating or risking deadly STD infections.

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Reason #3 Why ALL Men Should Own a Sex Doll:

-Sex Dolls Don’t Complain & Say “YES” to ALL of your Desires-

Have you ever asked your wife or girlfriend to give you head just to have her say, “I’m not in the mood right now”…or has your girlfriend or wife ever told you, “No way are you putting your wiener in my butt”.

If you’re in the mood for a blow job, then guess what happens if you own a sex doll? That’s right, you’re gonna get a blow job. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some anal? Well you’re sex doll will bend right over and happily let you pound away on her realistic looking, and just as realistic feeling booty hole!

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Reason #4 Why ALL Men Should Own a Sex Doll:

-It’s Not Cheating-

If you’re in a relationship, having sex with a “sex doll” isn’t cheating. If your wife or girlfriend owns a dildo or vibrator like all women should own, then she cannot get upset with you for pounding away on a sexy looking “male masturbation” device that comes in the form of a realistic looking sex doll!

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Reason #5 Why ALL Men Should Own a Sex Doll:

-No One Has Ever Had Sex with Your Sex Doll-

It’s impossible to meet a woman that has never had sex before, and if you do meet a woman that has never had sex before I highly doubt she is going to be any fun in the bedroom. Well sex dolls are all “virgins” and have super tight vaginas, and from what all 5 guys told me that I interviewed, sex doll vaginas’ feel “tight”.

I’ve had a lot of wieners in all of my holes many times, so the vagina on a sex doll probably feels better than my vagina, and I for sure would own a sex doll if I were a man!

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Please take a moment and visit https://bestlovesexdoll.com so you can check out the variety of sex dolls that they have to offer you!

If anyone reading this has ever had sex with a sex doll, please email me about your experiences! I want to know how the mouth, vagina, and the booty of a sex doll feels like.

Love,

Jenny

Update: My Real Life Halloween Horror Story!

Guess what guys, I have some really great news for you, but not for the guy that couldn’t keep a boner with me last night….

My friend, and booty call regular, Seth just called me after reading my “My Real Life Halloween Horror Story!” that I just posted, and told me what he does in order to keep his wiener hard while having sex with me, and I wanted to share his secret with all of you men out there.

He told me that he “cheats” every time we have sex by using a boner-making pill called gRock. He does blow his load multiple times while we have sex, and he does keep a really hard erection, so this might be a pill that all of you guys might want to use as well.

I did a google search and gRock has a website which is:
https://www.grockme.com

I also came across another site that recommends gRock as their number 1 boner making pill:
https://www.maleenhancementadvisors.com

This is what the site says:

“gROCK is an excellent male enhancement product that continues to be our top rated male supplement. Current users state that they feel the effects within 45 minutes and the effects last as long as 28 to 70 hours. Based on consumer response there are no side effects associated with its use. The manufacturer is located in the U.S. and has been producing 100% natural products for over 20 years. Based on our research we found that the herbs used in their proprietary blend are known to be effective for erection ability. The manufacturer tells us that it is formulated to be taken before sexual activity and will be effective the first time used without the need to build up in your system over a long period of time.”

Holy SH*T, it lasts for 70 hours! No wonder Seth is always hard.

I need to call my guy from last night and tell him to buy this ASAP if he ever wants a chance at me again!

If anyone who reads this post has ever used gRock please let me know.

A 70 hour boner is a woman’s best friend!

I’m actually going to buy a bottle just to have them on hand just so that what happened last night never happens to me ever again!

I wonder if http://www.grockme.com will give me a free bottle for mentioning them on my blog? It’s only $9.95, but a free bottle would be great! But I guess I can spring ten bucks for a night of hard fucks!

Anyways, point of the story is this: Guys, make sure to always have a hard wiener when having sex! Women LOVE hard wieners! Sluts and non-sluts alike LOVE hard wieners.
Happy Halloween again!

Love,

Jenny

Boobs Vs. Booty

So I’m very much aware that almost ALL men love a nice set of boobs and a firm round booty on their chick, but every man does prefer one over the other.

I have a pretty great booty, or at least I’ve been told I do, and I do have large, but extremely fake, boobs, and every guy that has banged me has paid more attention to my boobs than my butt, and I think the main reason is that I don’t let guys pound me in the booty, but I do love sucking off a guy while his dong is between my boobs, so I think that’s the main reason, but I could be wrong.

Anyway, I’d love to know from the men out there what they prefer, a nice set of boobs, or a nice booty.

Here’s a video for all of you BOOTY lovers to watch (Must be 18 or older to watch)
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596d33c328203

Here’s a video for all of you BOOB lovers to watch (Must be 18 or older to watch)
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aa1d9cdbd605

And ladies, if you just happen to be a big slut like myself, can you let me know if men pay more attention to your boobs or your booty.

Well I hope everyone has had a wonderful week, and I really hope that everyone has gotten laid, or will be getting laid before the week comes to an end!

Be safe, but have as much sex as you can please!

I can’t believe that February 2019 is already over tomorrow….I need to hurry up and screw a lot more men from Tinder in March that I did in February if I want to finish up my novel.

I only slept with 19 men that I met on Tinder this month, so I’ll need to sleep with at least 29 to 40 guys before March 2019 concludes or I’m going to be way off pace of where I really need to be if I want to finish the research part of the writing process. Thank goodness I’ve been selling a lot of homes recently or I wouldn’t be able to spend more time on Tinder searching for more Mr. One Night Stands!

If you find me on Tinder please don’t be shy, we could be helping each other out while having a really great time!

Thank you again for reading, and please share my blog with anyone that you think would like it, or even hate it; I love opinions from haters as much as from those that agree with me.

Super Hot Sluts Will Have Sex With Any Guy They Meet At This Site….

Watch The Video Below If You Want To Attend One of My Anal Sex Parties!

ALL of the Women in the Above Video LOVE Having Anal Sex At My Swinger Parties!

Okay, so I use Tinder to sleep with guys so I can write a book about my “Slutty Adventures on Tinder”. This is no secret to anyone that has read any of my past blog posts.

Now, there aren’t many young women like myself that are guaranteed sexual conquests on Tinder. The chances of a guy that I match with on Tinder to have sex with me are 100%. But I am that rare unicorn on Tinder.

Now if you’re a guy that wants to have a LOT of sex, with a LOT of hot women, between the ages of 18 – 25, then you have to join a certain “sugar daddy” dating site. If you DO NOT want a girlfriend, but love sex with the hottest women in your city, then I will tell you the 100% truth about what to expect on a certain “sugar daddy” site.

This is NOT an advertisement for this “sugar daddy” community, but I am NOT going to give them a free promotion either….so I am making them pay me for every person that I send to their site…I just want to be upfront with all of my readers, if you click the link in this post, then I will get paid…it’s not a LOT of money, but I will not promote this “sugar daddy” site for free. But everything I tell you is ALL TRUE!

How do I know that any man that joins this “sugar daddy” site will indeed have sex with hot young women between the ages of 18 to 25? Because I have a LOT of super attractive girlfriends that use this “sugar daddy” site to meet men that they sleep with.

Now the term “sugar daddy” scares a lot of men away if they don’t think they are rich enough to be called a “”sugar daddy”. Trust me guys, you DO NOT have to be rich to have sex with the women on this site. All you have to do is take them to a nice restaurant, be funny, compliment them, and by the end of the night you will 100% be having sex with the hot “sugar baby” you just took out, or at the very least get your dick sucked.

My goal for this blog is to help guys and chicks get laid with real dating site and dating app advice.

Here are tips for getting laid on this “sugar daddy” site..so all men reading this, pay attention if you want to fuck hot chicks.

1) Don’t tell the girls if you are not rich. Make them think you are, but don’t tell them that you are rich either, just make them think you can spoil them with a nice dinner.

2) Bring a $100 Victoria’s Secret gift card to the first date. Any guy can afford a $100 Victoria’s Secret gift card, you do not have to be rich to shell out $100 if you want to bang a seriously hot piece of ass. Don’t give it to her right away, but give it to her at some point during the first date. You should tell her this, “So I had to stop at the mall today and I walked by Victoria’s Secret and I hope that this isn’t creepy, but I got you something just in case you shop at Victoria’s Secret, maybe you don’t, but in case you do I got you this.”

This will make the hot girl you’re with super happy…like really happy. She will want more gifts in the future from you, so she will either fuck you or give you the best blow job of your life after the first date to show you what you can expect every time you show her a good time.

3) The women on the site are super hot, but they are NOT girlfriend material. These women also don’t want a boyfriend, they might tell you they do, but they don’t. They are not horrible people, but they do have an agenda, and they want to be spoiled.

4) Don’t expect constant sex with the same 18 – 25 year old babe you meet at this site. The truth is that you can have sex with a lot of girls from this site, but not a lot of sex with the same girl from this site. Best thing to do is have sex on the first date and then move on to a new girl from the site. You and the girl might actually have chemistry, the chances are super low, but it is possible, but don’t expect a love connection.

Most of the girls you’ll be meeting will want something from you every time you go out, but not the first night you go out. The first night is when the “sugar baby” wants to show you what she can do for you sexually if you do spoil her. So when you give her the unexpected $100 Victoria Secrets gift card she’ll be surprised and think that if she lets you have sex with her then the next gift will be more extravagant.

5) My final tip is about your profile. Just post one pic of yourself and no more. Why? When a girl either responds to a message you sent her, or if you are responding to a message a girl sends you, make sure to reply with this line:

“You really are super HOT and I want to meet you ASAP. I can send you more pics of me if you want so you know that I’m not a creepy fat guy.”

She will send you her number for you to text her your pics. Now that you have her number you can work on asking her out for that first date.

Don’t waste time messaging on the site or texting. These girls will not just be talking to you, so make sure to ask them on a date during your first texting conversation, and schedule that date for the same night or the next day. These hot chicks have very short attention spans, so you have to move fast.

So guys, if you want guaranteed sex with super hot young women in your city that are between the ages of 18 to 25, then follow the 5 tips above.

Click here to have sex with hot women between the ages of 18 to 25 years old.

Oh, I have one warning though; the site is VERY, VERY, VERY time consuming. You’ll be on the site for HOURS and HOURS at first. The site is REAL, and the women on the site are REAL.

Get Invited to a Swinger’s Party

Okay, so a swinger party group contacted me because they want to invite people to swinger parties.

Yes, they did pay me to mention them (I just want to be upfront).

But I guess they’ll send invitations to anyone over 18 that wants to attend swinger parties.

I’m not a prostitute….but do I have a price I’d sell myself for? Sorry mom…I think I do

Some guy offered me $3,000 to sleep with him yesterday. I’m not a prostitute so I turned him down. I wasn’t a bitch to him, kind of flattered, but if he offered $10,000 I think I would have said “yes”. Does that make me a bad person🤔

Honestly, my sad goal in life is to sleep with 1,000 men I meet on Tinder just so I can write a book about this morally corrupt journey I’m on. In a way I’m getting paid to fuck these guys if I’m able to sell books about it one day.
I said no to $3,000…and I’m not in any position financially to turn down $3,000, but I did. I’m not asking for a pat on the back for turning down my chance at being a hooker for a night, but I’m kind of proud of myself for deciding to sleep with a random stranger that I met on Tinder yesterday for free instead of taking that handsome man’s money. He was actually much better looking than the married dude from tinder that I ended up sleeping with.

I’d like for all women reading this to answer this question to yourself, you don’t need to leave a comment, just think to yourself about this scenario: Let’s say an attractive man came up to you and offered you money to sleep with him. What would be the dollar amount written on the price tag hanging out of your  vagina?

We’d all say yes to $100,000. Well I hope all women would. If not then I’m more screwed up than I think I am. But I think I’d say yes to $10,000 if a handsome stranger walked up to me and asked me to fuck him.

How do you pay taxes on that without turbo tax or your CPA knowing you’re a slut!