The COVID-19 pandemic has made dating, and meeting new people for that matter, impossible since restaurants, movie theaters, bars, night clubs other places where people come together for dates are closed in an effort to keep them apart.
Why Can’t People Just Meet Up At Their Homes For First Dates
Most women don’t feel comfortable having a man that they’ve never met before coming over to their home just as much as they don’t want to go over to a man’s place of residence that they have never met before in person.
So if men can’t take women out on dates due to everything being closed, and if women don’t feel comfortable going to a strangers place of residence or have that stranger come over to their place of residence, then how the heck can anyone get laid during the time of a pandemic.
Men Can Hire Escorts If They Need To Get Laid During A Pandemic
First off, hiring sex workers for sex is illegal in most countries, and second, most men are too nervous to hire escorts because they’re worried that they may be hiring an undercover cop instead of a legitimate escort.
Also, many escorts have taken a break from having sex with new clients during the COVID-19 pandemic because they are also very worried about contracting the coronavirus.
Men Can Go To Strip Clubs To At Least Get Lap Dances
Try again please! Men cannot go to strip clubs to get some female contact in the form of lap dances doing COVID-19 because most, if not all, strip clubs have been closed since the coronavirus quarantine went into effect.
Basically Men Cannot Get Laid Because Of COVID-19
Actually men can get laid during the times of the coronavirus pandemic thanks to a company by the name of Real Love Sex Dolls who are providing men with extremely realistic love dolls as an amazing alternative to having sex with real women.
The Real Love Sex Dolls companionship dolls really do look like real women, and sex with these dolls really does feel like the real thing.
Sex Dolls Cannot Replace Real Women
Real Love Sex Dolls not only can replace real women, but other than being able to have babies, Real Love Sex Dolls actually make better companions for men than real women do for a wide number of reasons because sex dolls never want flowers, don’t wear makeup and never get headaches just to name a few.
Real Women Demand That You Drive Expensive Cars
Real women seem disgusted by men who don’t own at least a $90,000 car, and will demand that their man get a really expensive car if they don’t have one.
Real Love Sex Dolls Could Care Less About What You Drive
On the other hand Real Love Sex Dolls could care less what a man drives, and will never nag their man about buying an expensive car just for status.
Real Women Are Such High-Maintenance
Real women always want fresh new flowers, expensive gifts, and to be taken out to fancy dinners every single weekend, and if these requirements aren’t met then good luck getting laid.
Real Love Sex Dolls Require Zero Maintenance
Real Love Sex Dolls can’t smell flowers, don’t eat food, have no need for expensive gifts, and are always ready and willing to have sex with their man no matter what.
Real Women Spend Hours Putting on Makeup No Matter The Occasion
Sure real woman are sex and gorgeous, but not all of the time, and in order to achieve their beautiful looks means sitting in front of a mirror applying makeup for over 2 hours.
Real Love Sex Dolls Are Always Beautiful & Never Need Makeup
Real Love Sex Dolls always look beautiful and never make their men wait around hours while they sit in front of a mirror applying makeup.
Real Women Criticize Your Style & Want You To Get Different Clothes
Real women want to make sure you look “good enough” to be seen with them, and this means spending hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on a new wardrobe.
Real Love Sex Dolls Don’t Care About Your Style
Real Love Sex Dolls could care less about what clothes you wear and are always ready to have sex with you no matter how you’re dressed.
Real Women Demand Expensive Vacations & Would Rather Die Than Camp
Real women always want to go on vacations, but only if it’s an expensive and luxurious getaway that you’re willing to get the bill for.
Also, if you can kiss the idea of going camping ever again in your life goodbye because real women would rather die that sleep in a ten with you. Most men never go camping ever again once they start a relationship with a real woman. And if you’re able to get your chick to go camping with you there is zero chance that she’ll ever have sex with you in a tent.
Real Love Sex Dolls Will Bang You In A Tent
Real Love Sex Dolls will save you thousands upon thousands of dollars on vacations in your lifetime because they’ll never complain about going on a campaign trip with you, and they’re always down to get banged under the stars in any size tent.
Real Women Get Headaches All Of The time
You can kiss getting laid goodbye if you’re lady has a headache; and some women even fake having headaches just so they don’t have to have sex.
Real Love Sex Dolls Can’t Get Headaches
Real Love Sex are unable to get headaches, therefore can never make up excuses to not have sex, which means you can have sex whenever you’re in the mood and not have to wait for anyone else to be in the mood.
Real Women Are Clingy & Needy & Always Want Your Attention
Real women always demand your full attention, are very needy, and extremely clingy, which means that you almost never have a second alone to either breathe or spend time alone with your guy friends without her tagging along.
Real Love Sex Dolls Don’t Demand Any Attention
Real Love Sex Dolls give you the space you need when you want it and never demand any attention from you at all to make them happy.
PMS Is A Real Thing That Real Women Get Every Single Month
At least 12 times per year women go on PMS rampages where they treat their men like garbage, and you can forget about having sex with real women when they’re having their periods.
Real Love Sex Dolls Don’t Bleed
Real Love Sex Dolls never have periods, never go on PMS rampages, and are always ready and willing to have sex no matter what time of the month it may be.
Real Women Are Cheaters
While being in a relationship, you have to be constantly insecure about being cheated on by your partner. You can never have the peace of mind when you are worried about your partner finding anybody better than you and leaving you anytime.
Real Love Sex Dolls Never Cheat & Are ALWAYS Loyal
With Real Love Sex Dolls, you don’t have any chance of infidelity. Once they are yours, they remain yours. They will never cheat on you or ever leave you for another person, and best of all, they are always ready to have sex with you!
Real Women Decorate Your House With Pillows & Stuffed Animals
You can expect a lot of pillows, stuffed animals and pink walls once you move in with a real woman, as well as having any say in how your home is decorated because real women always want to decorate your house the way they want it decorated.
Real Love Sex Dolls Like Your House Just The Way It Is
Real Love Sex Dolls will never complain about how your house is decorated and are always ready to have sex with you!
Real Women Demand That Their Needs Come First & Depend On Men For Happiness
Usually, that requires spending a lot of money on only the things that she wants; she never looks at the price tags when she has your credit card in her wallet. The funny thing is, even after all that, she never really seems happy. This spills over into things that don’t cost money too. For example, she pouts when you want to have a couple friends over to watch sports, and she also pouts when you won’t watch back-to-back episodes of The Bachelor with her.
Basically, real women DO NOT understand the word “compromise.”
Real Love Sex Dolls Put Your Needs First and Always Want You To Be Happy
Real Love Sex Dolls exist to make you happy and to make sure your needs are taken care of, and BEST of all, they are always ready to have sex with you!
Real Women Are Expensive
Over the lifetime of a relationship a man can be expected to spend at least $20,000 per year on things that their woman wants; this can be vacations, an upgrade on where they live, clothes..etc.
This is $20,000 per year that a man would not spend if he wasn’t in a relationship
Real Love Sex Dolls Save You $200,000
The average lifespan of a Real Love Sex Doll is around 10 years, which means you won’t be spending $20,000 per year on a real woman, and best of all, you’ll be spending the entire decade having amazing sex!
More About Real Love Sex Dolls
If the COVID-19 pandemic has made having sex difficult because you can’t meet new women at bars, night clubs, or even take new women that you meet on dating apps out on dates because everything is closed, then you really need to visit Real Love Sex Dolls and get yourself the woman of your dreams in the form of a sex doll.
Real Love Sex Dolls Has A Wide Selection Of Sex Dolls To Choose From
I understand that choosing the perfect sex doll for yourself can be a daunting task, so below I have listed the TOP 3 Real Love Sex Dolls that I believe would make the perfect love companion!
Meet Sex Doll Peyton
Peyton is the realistic sex doll of your dreams, she stands 5ft9 (174cm) with real woman measurements, she’s a truly life-size sex doll! Those big puffy suckable nipples are also a first.
Peyton has life-skin super silky skin, soft jiggly boobs, an enhanced fully posable skeleton, and an orgasmically tight vagina, booty and mouth.
Click here to learn more out Peyton!
Meet Sex Doll Austin
A life-sized sex doll, Austin has real woman measurements at 34-26-37 and stands 5ft3. Molded after a real life college cheerleader, she has strong athletic thighs, muscular traps and her sweet tits are oh-so natural on her gorgeous body. Austin is a Texas country girl who loves to shake her full round ass, and ride her man like there is no tomorrow. This sweet young thang is as hot as it comes, and you will come, again and again.
Click here to learn more out Austin!
Meet Sex Doll Noori
Sex doll heaven has been achieved when Noori was made. Is she a 4-alarm fire or what!? Ultra sensual she drips sex with her tight toned body, perky tits, nice round ass, smooth flat belly and lips you could kiss forever.
Click here to learn more out Noori!
Visit the Real Love Sex Dolls Facility & Showroom in Austin, TX!
Based in Austin, TX, Real Love Sex Dolls has been an industry leader for over six years! Our Austin shop is where we office, ship accessories and in-stock dolls, manufacture many of our exclusive Care Items, do photography and video shoots and have a showroom filled with gorgeous dolls for you to meet!
Interested in seeing a doll in person? Make an appointment to visit our showroom and a member of our team will give you a tour!
Click here if Interested in seeing a doll in person!
Which Real Love Sex Dolls Do You Want To Have Sex With The Most
Please let me know in the comments section, or you can always send me an email, which sex doll from Real Love Sex Dolls you’d love having sex with the most!
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