I hope I don’t look too fat in these pics, but I felt like posting these because I kinda like the way I look in them.
I’ll probably have to take this one down because my shirt is kinda see-thru 😬 but my boobs look really nice here me thinks.
I took this pic a few months back and I just found it and thought I should share it.
I really love the way my booty looks in this bikini. I think the spray tan is what makes my butt look okay here tho.
As you can see I have some far in on my back that I need to lose. But I have to show my flaws or it wouldn’t be fair.
Anyway, I hope no one goes blind looking at my pics. And if you want to see a couple nude selfies just email me and I’ll share them with ya. But you have to be 18 years of age or older.
Here is my email address:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com
(You have to be 18 years old or older if you want to see me without clothes on.)
Women are just as likely to be aroused by porn as men. It may not sound terribly surprising, but this latest scientific research presents a huge opportunity for those of us who have been waiting for a change in the way we talk about and educate people on pornography.
Researchers from the Max Planck Institute for Biological Cybernetics in Germany conducted a statistical review of existing neuroimaging studies to conclude that “the neural basis of sexual arousal in humans is not different between women and men.”
From a scientific point of view this evidence is no doubt significant; from a social point of view, it seems less so.
We already know that women watch porn. In 2015, a survey of more than 3,000 women found more than a third watch it once a week. And in another report published earlier this year, almost half of women said they’d watched porn in the last month. Surely nobody thought they were doing so out of dispassionate curiosity?
For so long the discussion around porn has been limited to the question of whether it is “good” or “bad”. Often the “bad” argument centres around porn being seen as a “male problem”. Now that we’ve finally acknowledged that both men and women enjoy porn, maybe we can start having new, and more useful, conversations about it.
The fact is, porn is part of our digital culture. It is a factor in 21st century sexuality and, if this study helps us realise that, we can start to focus on how to navigate it – including how to promote porn literacy.
Three quarters of young people agree that sex in porn is unrealistic. Instead of hand-wringing about it, why don’t we help them build on that knowledge? Sex education proposals still fall short of this, prioritising “internet safety” as opposed to what to do when you eventually do stumble across an X-rated website.
A major concern expressed over porn is that it offers a very narrow depiction of what sex is and can be; that it sends us unhelpful, and sometimes dangerous, messages about how our bodies should look and behave in sexual contexts. In fact, the opposite is true: there is a wealth of diverse and non-exploitative porn being made but many of us simply don’t know where to find it.
When we start from the assumption that people of all genders watch porn because they like it – and that liking it is normal – we can focus instead on offering people choice, on fostering an honest critique of what we see, on reflection, and on understanding.
My girlfriend Melissa has a very sexually explicit message to give you…..
You can only accept this invitation if you are 18 years old or older.
This is for serious adults only.
Hi there, my name is Melissa and I’m a 31 year old married woman. My friends at The Married Wives Affairs Club wanted me to send a personal message to a few people who have visited dating communities in the past, and we understand that you have. I hope that I am not bothering you in any way, and I’m POSITIVE that you are going to LOVE what I have to say!!!
Before I start, I want to tell you that married women like me are not sluts, we love our husbands, but you only live once, and we have needs and want to have fun.
Okay, I’m a little nervous, but here I go…
I have been a member of the The Married Wives Affairs Club for almost 1 year now, and I must admit that I am addicted to this site. I love my husband, but he travels A LOT for work, and I have needs that I just can’t control. I’m not looking for love, just for discreet love making with men that I will only see one or two times in my life.
My husband is also very conservative when it comes to making love, so the guys that I meet at the The Married Wives Affairs Club have to want to pleasure me everywhere, and when I say “everywhere”, I mean in every spot.
Here’s what I want to do, I want to invite you to check out this discreet affairs community…please check it out, you will see very beautiful married women that are lonely, and you can be the one to make them feel so much better…and the LOVE MAKING that you will have may be the BEST of your entire life!
Now the people who operate The Married Wives Affairs Club picked me to send out this message over the thousands of other married women only because I informed them how much I love their dating site…You and I will probably never meet, but there are thousands of married women just like me that you can date and make love to. In fact, I have met and slept with 15 gentlemen from this site in the past 12 months, and some of the other married women that I have met here have told me they make love to 10 or 20 different men a month. You wouldn’t believe how many husbands leave their wives alone for business…it’s crazy! Click here to have an affair with a married woman…
Have fun no matter what you do in life! Just don’t let the days past you by without enjoying them to the fullest!
Sex isn’t just good for your relationship. It’s also good for your body and overall health.
Men who have two or more orgasms a week live 3.6 days longer than guys who have fewer. That said, sex might be one of the most satisfying ways to grow a little bit younger. Check out which cities are staying young and frisky.
Top Cities for Sex (Women)
Knoxville, TN
Tampa-St. Petersburg, FL
Miami-Fort Lauderdale, FL
Los Angeles, CA
Houston, TX
Orlando, FL
Sacramento, CA
Providence, RI
Las Vegas, NV
San Diego, CA
San Antonio, TX
Phoenix, AZ
Jacksonville, FL
Greenville, SC
Memphis, TN
San Francisco, CA
Philadelphia, PA
Seattle, WA
Pittsburgh, PA
Indianapolis, IN
New Orleans, LA
Portland, WA
Nashville, TN
Raleigh, NC
Cincinnati, OH
Top Cities for Sex (Men)
San Diego, CA
Miami-Fort Lauderdale, FL
Las Vegas, NV
San Francisco, CA
Providence, RI
Boston, MA
Austin, TX
New York, NY
Orlando, FL
Denver, CO
Los Angeles, CA
Detroit, MI
Washington, DC/Baltimore, MD
Philadelphia, PA
Chicago, IL
Seattle, WA
Tampa-St. Petersburg, FL
Phoenix, AZ
Buffalo, NY
Cleveland, OH
Pittsburgh, PA
New Orleans, LA
Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN
Portland, OR
Norfolk, VA
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood – A Slutty Movie Review!
If it’s your first time reading my blog I just want to make sure you understand that I’m not a professional film critic, just a slutty chick that likes movies, I don’t love movies, but even sluts can enjoy the cinema from time to time, and yes, I’ve given a blow job more than once during a movie showing. In fact, twice this summer already, and it’s not even August yet. Sorry mom.
If you don’t want to read my short review of “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” I hope you’ll at least check out my “SLUT RATINGS” for the film at the bottom of this page which include items such as who’s wiener I’d rather suck, Brad Pitt’s or Leonardo DiCaprio’s, as well as, who would I rather have sex with: Margot Robbie, Leonardo, or Mr. Pitt.
Spoiler Alert: ( I think you’re suppose to mention “spoiler alert” or people get mad, so I mentioned it, but if you still get mad at me, just shoot me an email and I’ll send you some naked selfies as an apology.)
Now here’s my review of Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”:
Let it be known that I was tricked into seeing “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” last night by my friend Sean.
Here is how our conversation went:
Sean: “Let’s go see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood at 10 tonight.”
Me: “Who’s in it?”
Sean: “Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, and Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Me: “Okay, sexy cast. Hmmm…if I get horny enough I just might have to give you a bj on the car ride home.”
Sean: “Haha, why wait until the car ride home, the movie is 3 hours long, so you’ll have plenty of time to blow me 5 times before the movie ends.”
Me: “WTF? Three hours!? OMG?! Three hours? Sean, this movie better be amazing because if it’s not you’ll be giving yourself a bj on the ride home.”
Sean: “Jen, this is a Quentin Tarantino movie.”
Me: “And?”
Sean: “Tarantino only makes amazing movies.”
Me: “I’m not kidding Sean, it better be amazing.”
Sean: “You’ll love it.”
Me: “What’s it about?”
Sean: “The Sharon Tate murders.”
Me: “Who?”
Sean: “Just google it. It’s really crazy what happened to her.”
Me: “Pick me up at 9:30 please.”
Sorry for all the dialogue, but it’s key as to why I rated the movie the way I did.
I googled “Sharon Tate Murders”, read up on the horrifying details, and based on what I read, this movie seemed like it was going to be pretty interesting at the very least.
The Rotten Tomatoes score was “FRESH” at 85% for the critics and 78% for the audience (I actually only care what the audience score is because real critics don’t watch movies like normal people do, and I’m a normal movie going slut, so at 78% things were looking good that I’d be blowing Sean, as well as 78% of the men in the audience, during the movie.)
I watched the movie….and Sean did’t get a blow job, and 78% of the audience didn’t get a blow job, and I’ve never been more bored during the first 98% of a movie in my life than I was last night. The last 2% was really exciting. So maybe cut the movie down to 5 minutes?
First off, “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” isn’t actually 3 hours long, it’s 159 minutes (which is 2.65 hours) but after you add in the movie trailers it’s at least 3 hours long.
Second, I watched the entire movie and I still have no idea what the movie is about. I even read some online analysis about it, and honestly I don’t think anyone can really explain what it’s about.
Finally, Sharon Tate is murdered in real life, but in this movie Sharon Tate is not murdered. WTF? If I didn’t google who she was then I would think she was still living today. She was murdered 50 years ago. People under 40 probably don’t really know too much about her, Charles Manson sure, but not her, so that is really weird.
The final 5 minutes were pretty awesome though, but not a single minute of those 5 actually happened, so still not sure how I feel about that.
The acting was really good. Brad Pitt looked amazing with his shirt off. Margot Robbie is gorgeous. And DiCaprio is aging really fast, and isn’t as easy on the eyes as he use to be.
I don’t think too many females are going to enjoy this movie, but I can see why guys could like it, but seriously, I have NO idea what I saw.
And just to be clear, I really like “Pulp Fiction”, so this has nothing to do with me being a young slutty chick that doesn’t understand movie plots, but you know what, maybe I don’t because I have no clue what “Once Upon A Time in Hollywood” is about.
On a scale of 1 to 5 (5 being the highest) I give this movie a 2.9
If the movie was a 4 or higher I would have been giving out a LOT of bjs last night.
Now for the SLUT RATINGS:
Is there anyone in the cast of “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” that I’ve ever had a sexual experience with?
I just now went to the “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” IMDB page, and upon review of the entire cast, the answer is “yes”. I didn’t have actual sexual intercourse, but I have had a cast member’s wiener from this film in my mouth more than once.
Just to be clear, the wiener doesn’t belong to either Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio, but the owner is a pretty cool guy, and I hope he leaves his wife someday soon so we can finish what we started!
I was so bored during the movie that I found myself staring at Brad Pitt’s and Leonardo DiCaprio’s cock areas instead of trying to figure out what the plot of “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” might have been.
By using the very basics of slut-science methodologies, I was able to accurately predict which of these two handsome actors has the bigger ding-dong in his pants, and I can only hope to one day get a text message from that massive ding-dong asking me out for a one night stand.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d blow both Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio if either of them walked into a room and told me to drop to my knees and open my mouth….but I would rather suck on the bigger of the two..and that is….
If you watch from the 27th minute of “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” to the 39th minute you can easily tell who has the larger wiener.
If you haven’t seen the film yet, or if you’re planning on seeing it again, which would make you an insane person for sitting through this movie more than once, but if you pay attention to the film’s lighting and shadows you can easily deduce who is packing the most meat.
I actually think I might know the answer to this one because one of my girlfriend’s has actually had sex with one of these two actors, and she told me that he was an intense bang…..and that actor is….
My friend told me that Leonardo actually wears headphones while having sex, which is odd because he was wearing headphones at the film’s climax, but she told me that he put the headphones on, told her to get in the doggie-style position, and started pounded her for over an hour.
She admitted that the sex was probably better in her head due to the fact that the guy pounding away on her was a famous movie star. But regardless, the girl admits that the actor is a great lay!
If I had my choice of having sex with either Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, or Leonardo DiCaprio I’m 100% certain that I would want to hook up with…..
I’m so obsessed with Margot Robbie. I seriously get wet every time I see her in a movie. I have sex with women all of the time at swinger parties, but something about her really turns me on.
Well that’s my review of Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”. Just because I didn’t like it doesn’t mean that it’s not a good movie. But OMG it is way too long.
Please let me know what you thought of the movie if you’ve had a chance to see it, and if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet just remember, you can never get those 3 hours back.
Now, I don’t want to ever promote anything unless I know it’s the real deal, so I actually had my guy friend Sean sign up to both of these communities to check them out to see if we could find girls on them that would have a threesome with us.
Sean had no problem getting girls to message him on both apps, but we had to make sure that the girls actually looked like the pics on their profiles, so we asked some of the girls to facetime him, and the ones that agreed were the exact girls in the profiles.
The first girl that we met up with had a threesome with us the first night we met her.
Sean was also able to sleep with 3 other girls he met on these apps. So it looks like both of these dating communities are actually more like sex communities.
But we ran a few tests with Sean’s profile.
Test 1:
We said that Sean is a married man looking to have an affair.
Of the 18 girls he messaged 16 of them didn’t care that he was married.
Sean met up with one of them, and he did indeed have sex with her.
Test 2:
We said that Sean is single and not seeking anything serious.
22 girls replied to Sean.
Sean went out with 4 of them last week and slept with 2 of them.
Conclusion:
Both of these dating communities, or sex communities, are real. The girls on the apps are real, the guys on the apps are real, and both apps have a lot of girls and guys in every city across the United States.
Also, it seems that both single men as well as married men can use these apps to meet girls to have sex with.
I would like run some more tests with both male and female readers of my blog. I want to see how many of you are able to have sex using these apps.
If anyone reading this wants to help me out with testing these apps out please send me an email:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com
Thank you for anyone that would love to help me out with this study!
It’s Comic Con time once again here in San Diego, and once again I had an amazing time at the annual Comic Con inspired cosplay swinger’s party my friends host every year!
I can’t wait until tomorrow night when we’re having another swinger’s party, and yes, cosplay is the theme. I still don’t know if I should be a sexy Harley Quinn, or a slutty Wonder Woman….it’s so hard to decide.
Anyway, I love sexy cosplay costumes, and below I posted a few sexy cosplay pics that might get some of you turned on…enjoy…
Catwoman Cosplay
Slutty Bunny CosplayBig Boob Bat Girl CosplaySexy Maleficent Cosplay CostumeSlutty Tinkerbell Cosplay CostumeSexy Cosplay GirlScooby Doo CosplaySpider Woman CosplayAladdin Jasmine CosplaySuper Mario CosplayPikachu Cosplay CostumeSailor Moon Cosplay CostumeAnother Sailor Moon Cosplay CostumeSexy Cosplay CostumeCosplay BabeBig Boobs Cosplay GirlVelma CosplayBig Booty CosplaySexy Smurf CosplaySexy Gamer GirlDaphne Scooby Doo CosplaySlutty Princess CostumeDaenerys Game Of Thrones Cosplay CostumeWonder Woman Cosplay CostumeTinkerbell Cosplay CostumeSan Diego Comic Con 2019 Cosplay CostumesBig Ass BabesBlonde AssesSexy Kitten CosplaySuperwoman Cosplay CostumeSpider woman costumeHarley Quinn CosplayStar Wars CosplayCatwoman CosplaySan Diego Comic Con
Cosplay Babes
Which of these sexy cosplay costumes turns you on the most?
The first Catwoman Cosplay Costume girl, the Slutty Bunny Cosplay Costume girl, the Big Boob Bat Girl Cosplay babe, the Sexy Maleficent Cosplay Costume girl, the Slutty Tinkerbell Cosplay Costume girl, the Scooby Doo cosplay sluts (Daphne or Velma, or both at the same time), the Spider Woman Cosplay babe, the Jasmine Cosplay girl, the Super Mario Sluts, the Pikachu Cosplay Costume slut, either of the Sailor Moon Cosplay Costume babes, the Big Booty Cosplay girl, the Sexy Smurf Cosplay girls (both at the same time), the Sexy Gamer Girl, the Slutty Princess Costume babe, the Daenerys Game Of Thrones Cosplay Costume babe, the Wonder Woman Cosplay Costume girl, the 2nd Tinkerbell Cosplay Costume babe with the smaller boobs, the Big Ass Babes (I think those two are the sexiest for some reason…but I really love big booty girls like myself, so I guess I’m slightly biased here), the Blonde Asses babe, the Sexy Kitten Cosplay girls, the Superwoman Cosplay Costume babe, the Spider woman costume babe, the Harley Quinn Cosplay gal, the Star Wars Cosplay girl, or the slutty second Catwoman Cosplay babe.
I guess all of these cosplay costumes are pretty sexy!
Well that’s all for now because I need to decide what I’m going to wear for tomorrow’s cosplay themed swinger’s party!
I just want everyone who follows my blog, or just reads my blog, to really know me. So with that said, I want to start out by letting everyone know what my favorite, and least favorite, sex acts are.
Favorite Sex Acts:
Giving great head to a man
I love going down on a man more than anything. I think it’s because I get turned on by making a guy get super hard just by having him in my mouth.
2. Swallowing
I know this kinda goes with my #1 above, but I always swallow no matter what. It’s so hot, and men LOVE nothing more than when a chick swallows during oral sex.
3. Doggie-style
When I’m having sex I have to be pounded while I’m on all 4’s. Nothing feels better to me.
4. Getting my booty licked
OGM! I love when a man, or woman, licks my booty-hole. It feels so dang wonderful…especially when a tongue is entering my booty. I guess I’m kinda old-fashioned 🙂
5. Kissing a girl
I just LOVE kissing another girl!!!!!
Least Favorite Sex Acts:
Licking a man’s booty
I’m sorry, but men are not as clean as women, and I just won’t take a chance. So I refuse to ever lick a man’s booty-hole.
2. Getting a load of sperm to my face
I’ll swallow every time, but if a guy ever pulls his wiener out of my mouth just to spray all over my face I’ll go off on him and he will NEVER get another one of my award winning BJ’s ever again.
3. Getting a load of sperm to my face
This is not a mistake…I really hate getting a load of sperm blasted on my face, so I have to add it more than one time to my list of “least favorite sex acts”.
4. Getting choked during sex
I don’t think getting choked is hot, and if a guy thinks he can start choking me he will be in for a big surprise when I turn around and squeeze his balls as hard as I can.
Anyway, if you have any questions you want to know about me just shoot me an email!
Okay, this might seem silly, but I want to see how many of my readers can figure out which of the below booty pics is mine. All of these nice booty pics belong to my fellow swinger girlfriend’s that you might meet one day at one of my swinger parties! Email me to let me know which booty you think is mine…and sorry that the quality of these booty pics isn’t as high as we’d all like.
My email address is: realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com
Also, if you do email me let me know which booty you like the best so I can make sure that the girl who owns that booty shows up to the swinger’s party that I will be giving out invitations for.
BOOTY # 1
If this isn’t my booty I kinda wish it was because this is my favorite looking one of the mix…I hope my friend’s on here don’t mind me saying this tho 🙂
BOOTY # 2
I wish I had a better pic for this one because when it’s tanned it’s super delicious.
BOOTY # 3
Thigh highs and heels can make any girl’s tushy look better than it actually might be.
Booty # 4
Now that’s a peach I’d love to munch one for sure!!!!!
BOOTY # 5
And if you do get invited to one of my swinger parties please make sure to bring your swim suit, actually don’t bring them, no one really wears anything in the pool! But this booty looks like a nice swimming companion for sure.
BOOTY # 6
More thigh highs!!!!!
BOOTY # 7
I really love this booty!
BOOTY # 8
I really, really, really LOVE this BOOTY!!!!! If this isn’t my booty then I can’t wait to lick it all up at next week’s party 🙂
BOOTY # 9
Yummy!!! Yummy!!! Yummy!!!!! Is there anything else I can say about this booty? Oh yeah, it’s really, really, really yummy…and I should know because I’ve had a taste of it before 🙂
BOOTY # 10
If this booty doesn’t make your pants start feeling a little tighter when you look at it then you don’t love a nice booty!
BOOTY # 11
Ugh!!! I wish she sent me one where she was only wearing a thong…but just imagine how hot it must look when she slides those shorts off!
BOOTY # 12
Now that’s a way to end a post!
Okay, so now you have seen 12 different booty pics that belong to 12 different swinging ladies! Let me know which one you think belongs to me, and then let me know which one is by far and away your favorite!
My email address is:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com
I hope everyone reading this has a wonderful week!
I just wanted to keep everyone in the loop that I will be hosting a few swinger parties this summer and I have been given permission to give out some invitations to a couple of the parties that I will be hosting. So when I get the new invitations I am going to have a raffle type of thing for anyone that reads this blog.
So hopefully whoever gets the invitations will be able to meet up with me at the swinger’s party for some really hot sexy fun. I’m really good at giving head, so I’d love to have 2 or 3 of my girlfriends at the party give the winner of the invites raffle the best 4 girl blow job ever!
If you have never had 4 girls blow you at the same time, and 4 really hot chicks for that matter, then you are in for a treat!
So keep an eye out for my next post where I will be able to give out between 1 and 10 invitations!
I’m so obsessed with Margot Robbie. I seriously get wet every time I see her in a movie. I have sex with women all of the time at swinger parties, but something about her really turns me on.
