Ladies, use your fingers and start inserting them in your booty to see how you like it best! Have your partner watch you finger bang your own ass and they’ll get extremely horny! Trust me and try it.
Jenny’s 3rd Sex in the Booty-hole tip:
Use the Shower the First Time Around!
Vaginal sex can sometimes be messy, and anal sex can be really messy! Shower sex isn’t that great for vaginal pounding, but for the booty it might be safe because some ladies might poop on their man’s shaft while learning how to take a rod up their booty-hole.
I almost pooped on a guy during anal sex, so I know that it could happen, and no reason to ruin nice linens!
Jenny’s 4th Sex in the Booty-hole tip:
Relax those booty muscles ladies!
There are a bunch of little booty muscles around your anus that can be pretty tight if you’re not relaxed. And as logic follows, if those muscles and your anal sphincter are tight, inserting anything can be painful and difficult rather than pleasurable and easy. Try something like deep breathing or a relaxing massage with your partner to make sure both you and your bum muscles are sufficiently chilled out, pre-anal play.
Jenny’s 5th Sex in the Booty-hole tip:
You might think you’re going to poop! And you really might!
Make sure your partner knows that his weiner might go in looking like his wiener, but it could come out looking like a brownie sundae. Just let him know that a “poop sundae” is a possibility!
If you like how my booty and legs look in the above selfie then imagine bending me over and pounding away on me from behind while you’re pulling my hair! Well for 50 readers of my blog this will be a reality!
Okay, this is going to be really fun! The swinger party organization that I host parties for is allowing me to giveaway 50 invitations to the next 50 swinger’s parties that I’ll be attending!
So each week for the next 50 weeks someone from my blog will have a chance to win a chance to attend a swinger’s party as my date! So not only will you be my swinger’s party date, but I’ll be giving my date the best blow job ever, and we will be having sex all night long!
So if having sex with me at a swinger’s party sounds like a fun time, then I hope you’ll try and win an invitation!
Here are the simple rules:
1) Below are 50 “Potential Swinger Party Invitations” for all 50 states across America!
2) Click on all 50 of the “Potential Swinger Party Invitations” and if an invitation is available then you will see it after you click on it.
3) If there are no invitations available please email me and I will see if there are any left. Here is my email address: email@example.com
4) You must be 18 or older to get invited to a swinger’s party!
5) If you don’t win an invitation this week then next week you can try again until you win!
6.) All winners will be responsible for their own travel costs, but the party is free, and I’ll make sure that the sex with me and all of my hot swinger girlfriends will be among the best you’ve ever had.
Women are just as likely to be aroused by porn as men. It may not sound terribly surprising, but this latest scientific research presents a huge opportunity for those of us who have been waiting for a change in the way we talk about and educate people on pornography.
Researchers from the Max Planck Institute for Biological Cybernetics in Germany conducted a statistical review of existing neuroimaging studies to conclude that “the neural basis of sexual arousal in humans is not different between women and men.”
From a scientific point of view this evidence is no doubt significant; from a social point of view, it seems less so.
We already know that women watch porn. In 2015, a survey of more than 3,000 women found more than a third watch it once a week. And in another report published earlier this year, almost half of women said they’d watched porn in the last month. Surely nobody thought they were doing so out of dispassionate curiosity?
For so long the discussion around porn has been limited to the question of whether it is “good” or “bad”. Often the “bad” argument centres around porn being seen as a “male problem”. Now that we’ve finally acknowledged that both men and women enjoy porn, maybe we can start having new, and more useful, conversations about it.
The fact is, porn is part of our digital culture. It is a factor in 21st century sexuality and, if this study helps us realise that, we can start to focus on how to navigate it – including how to promote porn literacy.
Three quarters of young people agree that sex in porn is unrealistic. Instead of hand-wringing about it, why don’t we help them build on that knowledge? Sex education proposals still fall short of this, prioritising “internet safety” as opposed to what to do when you eventually do stumble across an X-rated website.
A major concern expressed over porn is that it offers a very narrow depiction of what sex is and can be; that it sends us unhelpful, and sometimes dangerous, messages about how our bodies should look and behave in sexual contexts. In fact, the opposite is true: there is a wealth of diverse and non-exploitative porn being made but many of us simply don’t know where to find it.
When we start from the assumption that people of all genders watch porn because they like it – and that liking it is normal – we can focus instead on offering people choice, on fostering an honest critique of what we see, on reflection, and on understanding.
My girlfriend Melissa has a very sexually explicit message to give you…..
You can only accept this invitation if you are 18 years old or older.
This is for serious adults only.
Hi there, my name is Melissa and I’m a 31 year old married woman. My friends at The Married Wives Affairs Club wanted me to send a personal message to a few people who have visited dating communities in the past, and we understand that you have. I hope that I am not bothering you in any way, and I’m POSITIVE that you are going to LOVE what I have to say!!!
Before I start, I want to tell you that married women like me are not sluts, we love our husbands, but you only live once, and we have needs and want to have fun.
Okay, I’m a little nervous, but here I go…
I have been a member of the The Married Wives Affairs Club for almost 1 year now, and I must admit that I am addicted to this site. I love my husband, but he travels A LOT for work, and I have needs that I just can’t control. I’m not looking for love, just for discreet love making with men that I will only see one or two times in my life.
My husband is also very conservative when it comes to making love, so the guys that I meet at the The Married Wives Affairs Club have to want to pleasure me everywhere, and when I say “everywhere”, I mean in every spot.
Here’s what I want to do, I want to invite you to check out this discreet affairs community…please check it out, you will see very beautiful married women that are lonely, and you can be the one to make them feel so much better…and the LOVE MAKING that you will have may be the BEST of your entire life!
Now the people who operate The Married Wives Affairs Club picked me to send out this message over the thousands of other married women only because I informed them how much I love their dating site…You and I will probably never meet, but there are thousands of married women just like me that you can date and make love to. In fact, I have met and slept with 15 gentlemen from this site in the past 12 months, and some of the other married women that I have met here have told me they make love to 10 or 20 different men a month. You wouldn’t believe how many husbands leave their wives alone for business…it’s crazy! Click here to have an affair with a married woman…
Have fun no matter what you do in life! Just don’t let the days past you by without enjoying them to the fullest!
Sex isn’t just good for your relationship. It’s also good for your body and overall health.
Men who have two or more orgasms a week live 3.6 days longer than guys who have fewer. That said, sex might be one of the most satisfying ways to grow a little bit younger. Check out which cities are staying young and frisky.
Top Cities for Sex (Women)
Tampa-St. Petersburg, FL
Miami-Fort Lauderdale, FL
Los Angeles, CA
Las Vegas, NV
San Diego, CA
San Antonio, TX
San Francisco, CA
New Orleans, LA
Top Cities for Sex (Men)
San Diego, CA
Miami-Fort Lauderdale, FL
Las Vegas, NV
San Francisco, CA
New York, NY
Los Angeles, CA
Washington, DC/Baltimore, MD
Tampa-St. Petersburg, FL
New Orleans, LA
Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN
If it’s your first time reading my blog I just want to make sure you understand that I’m not a professional film critic, just a slutty chick that likes movies, I don’t love movies, but even sluts can enjoy the cinema from time to time, and yes, I’ve given a blow job more than once during a movie showing. In fact, twice this summer already, and it’s not even August yet. Sorry mom.
If you don’t want to read my short review of “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” I hope you’ll at least check out my “SLUT RATINGS” for the film at the bottom of this page which include items such as who’s wiener I’d rather suck, Brad Pitt’s or Leonardo DiCaprio’s, as well as, who would I rather have sex with: Margot Robbie, Leonardo, or Mr. Pitt.
Spoiler Alert: ( I think you’re suppose to mention “spoiler alert” or people get mad, so I mentioned it, but if you still get mad at me, just shoot me an email and I’ll send you some naked selfies as an apology.)
Now here’s my review of Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”:
Let it be known that I was tricked into seeing “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” last night by my friend Sean.
Here is how our conversation went:
Sean: “Let’s go see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood at 10 tonight.”
Me: “Who’s in it?”
Sean: “Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, and Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Me: “Okay, sexy cast. Hmmm…if I get horny enough I just might have to give you a bj on the car ride home.”
Sean: “Haha, why wait until the car ride home, the movie is 3 hours long, so you’ll have plenty of time to blow me 5 times before the movie ends.”
Me: “WTF? Three hours!? OMG?! Three hours? Sean, this movie better be amazing because if it’s not you’ll be giving yourself a bj on the ride home.”
Sean: “Jen, this is a Quentin Tarantino movie.”
Sean: “Tarantino only makes amazing movies.”
Me: “I’m not kidding Sean, it better be amazing.”
Sean: “You’ll love it.”
Me: “What’s it about?”
Sean: “The Sharon Tate murders.”
Sean: “Just google it. It’s really crazy what happened to her.”
Me: “Pick me up at 9:30 please.”
Sorry for all the dialogue, but it’s key as to why I rated the movie the way I did.
I googled “Sharon Tate Murders”, read up on the horrifying details, and based on what I read, this movie seemed like it was going to be pretty interesting at the very least.
The Rotten Tomatoes score was “FRESH” at 85% for the critics and 78% for the audience (I actually only care what the audience score is because real critics don’t watch movies like normal people do, and I’m a normal movie going slut, so at 78% things were looking good that I’d be blowing Sean, as well as 78% of the men in the audience, during the movie.)
I watched the movie….and Sean did’t get a blow job, and 78% of the audience didn’t get a blow job, and I’ve never been more bored during the first 98% of a movie in my life than I was last night. The last 2% was really exciting. So maybe cut the movie down to 5 minutes?
First off, “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” isn’t actually 3 hours long, it’s 159 minutes (which is 2.65 hours) but after you add in the movie trailers it’s at least 3 hours long.
Second, I watched the entire movie and I still have no idea what the movie is about. I even read some online analysis about it, and honestly I don’t think anyone can really explain what it’s about.
Finally, Sharon Tate is murdered in real life, but in this movie Sharon Tate is not murdered. WTF? If I didn’t google who she was then I would think she was still living today. She was murdered 50 years ago. People under 40 probably don’t really know too much about her, Charles Manson sure, but not her, so that is really weird.
The final 5 minutes were pretty awesome though, but not a single minute of those 5 actually happened, so still not sure how I feel about that.
The acting was really good. Brad Pitt looked amazing with his shirt off. Margot Robbie is gorgeous. And DiCaprio is aging really fast, and isn’t as easy on the eyes as he use to be.
I don’t think too many females are going to enjoy this movie, but I can see why guys could like it, but seriously, I have NO idea what I saw.
And just to be clear, I really like “Pulp Fiction”, so this has nothing to do with me being a young slutty chick that doesn’t understand movie plots, but you know what, maybe I don’t because I have no clue what “Once Upon A Time in Hollywood” is about.
On a scale of 1 to 5 (5 being the highest) I give this movie a 2.9
If the movie was a 4 or higher I would have been giving out a LOT of bjs last night.
Now for the SLUT RATINGS:
Is there anyone in the cast of “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” that I’ve ever had a sexual experience with?
I just now went to the “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” IMDB page, and upon review of the entire cast, the answer is “yes”. I didn’t have actual sexual intercourse, but I have had a cast member’s wiener from this film in my mouth more than once.
Just to be clear, the wiener doesn’t belong to either Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio, but the owner is a pretty cool guy, and I hope he leaves his wife someday soon so we can finish what we started!
I was so bored during the movie that I found myself staring at Brad Pitt’s and Leonardo DiCaprio’s cock areas instead of trying to figure out what the plot of “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” might have been.
By using the very basics of slut-science methodologies, I was able to accurately predict which of these two handsome actors has the bigger ding-dong in his pants, and I can only hope to one day get a text message from that massive ding-dong asking me out for a one night stand.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d blow both Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio if either of them walked into a room and told me to drop to my knees and open my mouth….but I would rather suck on the bigger of the two..and that is….
If you watch from the 27th minute of “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” to the 39th minute you can easily tell who has the larger wiener.
If you haven’t seen the film yet, or if you’re planning on seeing it again, which would make you an insane person for sitting through this movie more than once, but if you pay attention to the film’s lighting and shadows you can easily deduce who is packing the most meat.
I actually think I might know the answer to this one because one of my girlfriend’s has actually had sex with one of these two actors, and she told me that he was an intense bang…..and that actor is….
My friend told me that Leonardo actually wears headphones while having sex, which is odd because he was wearing headphones at the film’s climax, but she told me that he put the headphones on, told her to get in the doggie-style position, and started pounded her for over an hour.
She admitted that the sex was probably better in her head due to the fact that the guy pounding away on her was a famous movie star. But regardless, the girl admits that the actor is a great lay!
If I had my choice of having sex with either Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, or Leonardo DiCaprio I’m 100% certain that I would want to hook up with…..
I’m so obsessed with Margot Robbie. I seriously get wet every time I see her in a movie. I have sex with women all of the time at swinger parties, but something about her really turns me on.
Well that’s my review of Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”. Just because I didn’t like it doesn’t mean that it’s not a good movie. But OMG it is way too long.
Please let me know what you thought of the movie if you’ve had a chance to see it, and if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet just remember, you can never get those 3 hours back.
Now, I don’t want to ever promote anything unless I know it’s the real deal, so I actually had my guy friend Sean sign up to both of these communities to check them out to see if we could find girls on them that would have a threesome with us.
Sean had no problem getting girls to message him on both apps, but we had to make sure that the girls actually looked like the pics on their profiles, so we asked some of the girls to facetime him, and the ones that agreed were the exact girls in the profiles.
The first girl that we met up with had a threesome with us the first night we met her.
Sean was also able to sleep with 3 other girls he met on these apps. So it looks like both of these dating communities are actually more like sex communities.
But we ran a few tests with Sean’s profile.
We said that Sean is a married man looking to have an affair.
Of the 18 girls he messaged 16 of them didn’t care that he was married.
Sean met up with one of them, and he did indeed have sex with her.
We said that Sean is single and not seeking anything serious.
22 girls replied to Sean.
Sean went out with 4 of them last week and slept with 2 of them.
Both of these dating communities, or sex communities, are real. The girls on the apps are real, the guys on the apps are real, and both apps have a lot of girls and guys in every city across the United States.
Also, it seems that both single men as well as married men can use these apps to meet girls to have sex with.
I would like run some more tests with both male and female readers of my blog. I want to see how many of you are able to have sex using these apps.
If anyone reading this wants to help me out with testing these apps out please send me an email:
Thank you for anyone that would love to help me out with this study!
It’s Comic Con time once again here in San Diego, and once again I had an amazing time at the annual Comic Con inspired cosplay swinger’s party my friends host every year!
I can’t wait until tomorrow night when we’re having another swinger’s party, and yes, cosplay is the theme. I still don’t know if I should be a sexy Harley Quinn, or a slutty Wonder Woman….it’s so hard to decide.
Anyway, I love sexy cosplay costumes, and below I posted a few sexy cosplay pics that might get some of you turned on…enjoy…
Which of these sexy cosplay costumes turns you on the most?
The first Catwoman Cosplay Costume girl, the Slutty Bunny Cosplay Costume girl, the Big Boob Bat Girl Cosplay babe, the Sexy Maleficent Cosplay Costume girl, the Slutty Tinkerbell Cosplay Costume girl, the Scooby Doo cosplay sluts (Daphne or Velma, or both at the same time), the Spider Woman Cosplay babe, the Jasmine Cosplay girl, the Super Mario Sluts, the Pikachu Cosplay Costume slut, either of the Sailor Moon Cosplay Costume babes, the Big Booty Cosplay girl, the Sexy Smurf Cosplay girls (both at the same time), the Sexy Gamer Girl, the Slutty Princess Costume babe, the Daenerys Game Of Thrones Cosplay Costume babe, the Wonder Woman Cosplay Costume girl, the 2nd Tinkerbell Cosplay Costume babe with the smaller boobs, the Big Ass Babes (I think those two are the sexiest for some reason…but I really love big booty girls like myself, so I guess I’m slightly biased here), the Blonde Asses babe, the Sexy Kitten Cosplay girls, the Superwoman Cosplay Costume babe, the Spider woman costume babe, the Harley Quinn Cosplay gal, the Star Wars Cosplay girl, or the slutty second Catwoman Cosplay babe.
I guess all of these cosplay costumes are pretty sexy!
Well that’s all for now because I need to decide what I’m going to wear for tomorrow’s cosplay themed swinger’s party!