Coronavirus · sex advice

Ways To Avoid Contracting The Coronavirus!

-Simple Things We Can Do To Stop The Spread Of The Coronavirus-

Ways To Avoid Contracting The Coronavirus!

If ALL of us do our part we can stop this coronavirus thingy once and for all so that we can get back to having as much casual sex as we want! I mean this coronavirus is getting way out of hand…I haven’t had sex with anyone in nearly 4 weeks!!

Wash Your Hands Every 30 Minutes!

Wash Your Hands Every 30 Minutes!

Washing your hands is a super simple thing we should be doing anyway, so please wash your hands every 30 minutes. And don’t bite your nails…not because of the coronavirus but because it’s kinda gross.

Don’t Touch Your Face!

Don't Touch Your Face!

I read somewhere that we touch our faces over 1,000 times per day, so this one will be a hard habit to break for most people, but just give it a shot.

Stay 14 Feet Apart From Others!

Stay 14 Feet Apart From Others!

If we want to get back to sucking on feet again we need to practice social distancing just for the next few weeks…but it could be longer.

Stay Home If You’re Feeling Sick!

Stay Home If You're Feeling Sick!

There’s no better time than now to miss work without your boss breathing down your neck about being sick…so if you’re not feeling 100% then take the week off.

Stay Off Dating Apps!

Stay Off Dating Apps!

I love having one night stands with random men that I match with on Tinder, but now isn’t the time to hook up with strangers, so let’s take a break from all of our dating apps.

Don’t Get Lap Dances At The Strip Club!

Don't Get Lap Dances At The Strip Club!

We should still go to the strip clubs and support our local pole dancers, but let’s not take part in any lap dancing.

Don’t Get On A Cruise Ship!

Don't Get On A Cruise Ship!

Cruise ships are one of the worse places to be right now….

Don’t Get On An Airplane!

Don't Get On An Airplane!

Why even risk it people…don’t fly anywhere right now…no one will give you a hard time for not wanting to fly….if there’s a wedding planned that you really don’t want to attend this is your chance to use this outbreak to your advantage!

Don’t Hire An Escort!

Don't Hire An Escort!

Let’s all take a break from any form of sexual activities with strangers until we contain this coronavirus…trust me, no one loves spreading their legs for strangers more than me and I’ve kept them tightly closed for 4 weeks….let’s all do our part so we can get back to having as much sex with anyone we want to.

Don’t Attend Swinger Parties!

Don't Attend Swinger Parties!

This one hurts…but all of us swingers need to take a break from swinger clubs and parties for a couple of months.

Don’t Go To The Bars!

Don't Go To The Bars!

We go to the bars to drink and meet people…this leads to sex. Stay out of the bars so we can get back to having sex sooner than later.

Don’t Shake Hands With Others!

Don't Shake Hands With Others!

Don’t even fist bump anyone. Just say “hi” and that should be enough. Only an idiot wants to shake someone’s hand right now anyway.

Don’t Go To The Movies!

Don't Go To The Movies!

First off, there aren’t any movies out right now worth seeing, and second, why risk getting infected while watching a bad Ben Affleck movie.

Stay Away From The Gym!

Stay Away From The Gym!

Work out at home the next few weeks…too many bodily fluids flying around the gym at all times.

Don’t Eat At Restaurants!

Don't Eat At Restaurants!

You have no idea if the kitchen staff is healthy or not….make sure you can see your food being prepared.

-Conclusion-

Help Stop The Spread of Coronavirus

I hope everyone follows these simple rules for the next few weeks so we can get back to our sexy & fun lives, but most importantly I hope everyone stays healthy & alive!

Coronavirus · Relationship advice

The Coronavirus Is Keeping Me From Getting Wiener!

The Coronavirus Is Keeping Me From Getting Wiener!

Well it seems as if the Coronavirus is a very bad thing for super sexually active people like myself.

Seriously, I’ve had as much sex as a nun has had the past 4 weeks…ZERO…and I’m going crazy!

First of all, my goal of having sex with 1,000 men that I match with on the Tinder dating app has been halted due to this darn Coronavirus thing which really sucks because I have less than 200 men to sleep with, but no way am I going to risk death over random wiener appointments.

And second, the Coronavirus has also slowed down the swinger party scene as well, so instead of having amazing sex with multiple people on the weekends I’ve been stuck at home binge watching Netflix shows.

A couple groups that I swing with are still planning on hosting swinger parties this upcoming weekend, but no way am I going to risk contracting the Coronavirus until things get under control.

Hopefully the CDC will figure something out soon because I really, really, really need to get some wiener soon or I’m going to lose my mind.

Coronavirus Hates Strippers

-The Coronavirus Hates Strippers-

okay, I want to urge all of you men out there to consider hitting up your local strip club this week. All of my female stripper friends are struggling right now because no one wants to get a lap dance…you don’t have to get lap dances to enjoy a night out at the strip club, I mean lap dances are fun, but you can still have a sexy good time watching beautiful women pole-dance naked on stage in front if you.

-Jenny’s Coronavirus Tip Of The Week-

Please wash your hands every 30 minutes. I know that might sound aggressive, but if you make a habit out of washing your hands every 30 minutes the spread of this darn Coronavirus will slow down and I’ll be able to start getting laid again on a consistent basis.

But seriously though, I hope everyone stays safe and please feel free to email me if you get bored because I have a LOT of time on my hands at the moment and would love to hear from all of you.

Love,

Jenny

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Girlfriend on Demand

2honey

Two years ago I went to Australia to attend one of the BEST swinger parties that I’ve ever been to, and what I learned is that both Australian men and women are extremely hot and sexy! And thanks to the company HoneyHire.com.au every man in Melbourne and Sydney can hire a gorgeous Australian girlfriend whenever he wants!


-Would You Like a Girlfriend-

This one is for all you bachelors out there. You have your reasons to be single and HoneyHire gets that. However, when was the last time you indulged in the company of a charming lady who just knows how to have a good time? Someone who you can share a few good laughs with, who treats you with the love and respect you so rightly deserve?

Now you can have that occasional date, no strings attached, when it suits you and on your terms. Just imagine, the two of you could be soaking up the warmth from a wood fire, drink in hand and chatting the night away. HoneyHire is here to make that happen. All you have to do is give yourself a chance, pick a Companion today.


-About HoneyHire-

HoneyHire.com.au is all about delivering their valued male clientele exceptional and unforgettable companionship experiences. Their services are of a non-sexual nature in line with their companyโ€™s core belief that a woman has so much more to offer a man beyond just sex.

Their hand-picked companions, or Honeys as they call them, are eager to please and sure to impress. Not only sexy, charming and smart, they also come from all walks of life, have different ethnicities, life experiences and interests.

One important note is that they are currently only providing services in Melbourne and Sydney.

I wish they were providing services all over the world, and hopefully one day they might!


-Reasons to Hire A Honey-

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1)-You simply want the company of a beautiful and understanding woman

2)-You would like to bring a partner to a wedding/social/business function โ€“
Corporate annual ball, charity luncheons, cocktail parties, Melbourne Cup, etc.

3)-You want a girlfriend experience with no strings attached

4)-You are experiencing issues in your relationship. Maybe your are not sure why your better half is unhappy with you? Speak to a Honey who will be able to give you her unbiased opinion

5)-You need someone to play a specific role. For example, are your parents pestering you to get married? Hire yourself a girlfriend to meet your parents.

6)-Pretty much everything limited to your imagination except sexual services as HoneyHire is not an escort agency. For the thrill-seekers, skydiving, hot air balloon rides and theme parks are fantastic options. Then again, you may seek to enjoy a relaxing dinner date, go to the movies, celebrate your birthday, take her to your high school reunion, a partner to take with you to the zoo, pub hopping, whatever, you get the picture.


-Are You Bad At Planning Dates-

HoneyHire will not only supply you with a hot female companion for your date, but they’ll also plan everything for your date as well if you want them to.

For example, your Companion can accompany you on a day trip to the Yarra Valley visiting popular attractions and wine tasting, followed by dinner at a renowned restaurant. If you require a Companion to travel with you within Australia, this can also be arranged but you will need to cover costs for travel and accomodation.


-What can YOU expect from Honey Companions-

You can expect nothing short of a highly memorable experience. Our Companions are respectful, well-presented, and of course, will provide you with the fine company you deserve. They are here to accompany you to weddings, social events, movies, a casual date, just to name a few, itโ€™s your call. It is always prudent to detail your special requirements in the notes section at the time of your booking. For example, if you would like your companion to take on the role as your girlfriend in a social context, it would make sense to book them an hour earlier and to debrief them.


-What is expected of YOU-

To ensure a pleasurable experience, always treat your Honey with respect and courtesy. HoneyHire is not an escort agency, you cannot ask your companion to have sex with you. Harassing or forcing them to have sex with you would be a breach of our service terms and conditions and will strictly not be tolerated. Any sexual conduct is a matter of two consenting adults and is outside the scope of our employment contract.


-How Do You Become A Honey-

First and foremost, you must be committed to delivering a memorable and enjoyable experience to your client and therefore you will have outstanding interpersonal skills. You are very conversational, an excellent listener and can easily carry a conversation. As importantly, you will not only be well-groomed and tastefully presented but also have the smarts and wits, in whatever area that may be. For example, that could be in the area of sports, business, lots of relationship experience, etc.

Perhaps boredom is taking itโ€™s toll in your office job or you are a student looking to make some extra pocket money. Whatever your situation, HoneyHire offer’s flexible working arrangements to suit your lifestyle.

-Type of Women They Hire-

-Individuals able to work in Melbourne and/or Sydney

-Immaculate and tasteful self-presentation

-Highly organised and reliable โ€“ able to respond to job requests promptly via your mobile phone

-Experience not necessary but you must have a strong desire to please and possess exceptional interpersonal skills with a commitment to โ€˜client comes firstโ€™

-Perks & Benefits of Being a Honey-

HoneyHire will bare the costs to advertise and promote you

– You can specify your days and times available, if you have a day job or are currently studying, we can work around your timetable

– Gentlemen clientele, no sex required

If you’re a woman living in the Melbourne or Sydney areas and are interested in working for HoneyHire then click here to learn more!


-Conclusion-

If you’re a man living, or visiting, in the Melbourne or Sydney areas, visit HoneyHire today and hire a Honey because they are so HOT and SEXY, and you deserve to hang out with a HOT and SEXY Honey!

If you do not live, or are not planning to visit Melbourne or Sydney, would you be interested in a service like HoneyHire that would allow you to have a girlfriend on demand? Please let me know in the comments section!

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Delaware Swinger & Strip Club Locations [UPDATE 2022]


-Jenny Can Help You Get Into Delaware Strip Clubs Without Paying a Cover Charge-

Please send me an email letting me know which city you’re in and I’ll let you know which strip clubs I can help get you into for free!

My email address is:
realestate24jenny.ash@gmail.com


Delaware Swinger & Strip Club Locations!-

Delaware has some very fun, and very sexy, swinger clubs and strip clubs.

Below I’ve listed the TOP rated swinger clubs and strip clubs located in Delaware.

Delaware Swinger Club Locations

-Currently no locations-

Watch The Video Below If You Want To Attend One of My Delaware Anal Sex Parties!

ALL of the Women in the Above Video LOVE Having Anal Sex At My Swinger Parties in the naughty state of Delaware!

Delaware Strip Club Locations

Dover, Delaware Strip Clubs

The Chase Lounge
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1366

Seaford, Delaware Strip Clubs

Crazy 8’s
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=1372

Smyrna, Delaware Strip Clubs

Fairways Inn
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=758

Wilmington, Delaware Strip Clubs

Hak’s
https://www.tuscl.net/app/city.php?id=502

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Couples Should Spend More Time Together At Strip Clubs!

For some reason society believes that strip clubs are just places for men to have fun at with their buddies, but strip clubs are a great place for couples to have fun at together.


Reason #1 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Provide A Sexy Atmosphere!

The strip club just has a way of bringing out your inner goddess. Maybe it’s the lights, maybe it’s the alcohol, or maybe itโ€™s the fact that you see a dancer twerking like you never thought possible. Strip clubs may have a bad reputation for glamorizing and catering to the more base desires of men, but they’re also frequented by women — and a lot of these clubs are very high-end. There’s a certain ambience that could inspire you to bring out your inner sex kitten.


Reason #2 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Actually Have Really Amazing Food! Seriously!!

No, really, the food can make you (momentarily) forget there are nude people everywhere! There are strip clubs out there serving chef-worthy sustenance. People should be tipping the chefs, too. Plus, chicken wings with a side of boobs make dinner really fun!


Reason #3 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Make Nights Out More Memorable!

Watching your significant other getting lap dances from hot women with big boobs is something you will never forget.


Reason #4 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Strip Clubs Test Your Confidence in Your Relationship!

A lot of women may feel intimidated and uncomfortable with the numerous amounts of bare breasts parading in front of your man. But keep in mind that the dancers are there for a job and not to hook up with your significant other. Just because a dancer approaches him doesn’t mean he’s thinking about leaving you or fantasizing about her. Let the jealousy stay at home and enjoy the moment.


Reason #5 why couples should go to strip clubs together:

Sex is ALWAYS Hotter After a Night Out at a Strip Club!

Both men and women get turned on at strip clubs, so when the couple leaves the club they can’t wait until they get home to have some extremely hot sex. The passion will be turned up to 1 million!



-The Real Reasons Why Men Love Going to Strip Clubs-

#1 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Socialize With Hot Women!

Men love talking to beautiful women, and strip clubs are loaded with nothing but beautiful women.

Also, these beautiful women will spend hours flirting with men, and that make men feel more confident about themselves.


#2 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

They Get To Fulfill All of Their Sexual Fantasies without Being Judged!

Men are full of sexual fantasies. And naturally, they are born visual creature. We canโ€™t blame them, can we? There are, however, few who choose to overshadow these desires. But today we are discussing those who donโ€™t. The experience of beautiful women all over and some taking things to a personal level gives them in-depth excitement.


#3 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Strippers Have No Strings Attached!

Men don’t have to worry about strippers falling in love with them outside of the strip club, but inside of the club they can spend time with their favorite girls.


#4 REASON WHY MEN LOVE GOING TO STRIP CLUBS:

Celebrations are Always Better With Big Boobs!

Bachelor parties, birthdays, divorce parties, job promotions, whatever the celebration may be, men love having them at strip clubs! Why? Because celebrations are much more fun when beautiful naked women are flirting with you!

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Boobs Vs. Bootyย 


So I’m very much aware that almost ALL men love a nice set of boobs and a firm round booty on their chick, but every man does prefer one over the other.

I have a pretty great booty, or at least I’ve been told I do, and I do have large, but extremely fake, boobs, and every guy that has banged me has paid more attention to my boobs than my butt, and I think the main reason is that I don’t let guys pound me in the booty, but I do love sucking off a guy while his dong is between my boobs, so I think that’s the main reason, but I could be wrong.

Anyway, I’d love to know from the men out there what they prefer, a nice set of boobs, or a nice booty.

Here’s a video for all of you BOOTY lovers to watch (Must be 18 or older to watch)
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596d33c328203

Here’s a video for all of you BOOB lovers to watch (Must be 18 or older to watch)
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aa1d9cdbd605

And ladies, if you just happen to be a big slut like myself, can you let me know if men pay more attention to your boobs or your booty.

Well I hope everyone has had a wonderful week, and I really hope that everyone has gotten laid, or will be getting laid before the week comes to an end!

Be safe, but have as much sex as you can please!

I can’t believe that February 2019 is already over tomorrow….I need to hurry up and screw a lot more men from Tinder in March that I did in February if I want to finish up my novel.

I only slept with 19 men that I met on Tinder this month, so I’ll need to sleep with at least 29 to 40 guys before March 2019 concludes or I’m going to be way off pace of where I really need to be if I want to finish the research part of the writing process. Thank goodness I’ve been selling a lot of homes recently or I wouldn’t be able to spend more time on Tinder searching for more Mr. One Night Stands!

If you find me on Tinder please don’t be shy, we could be helping each other out while having a really great time!

Thank you again for reading, and please share my blog with anyone that you think would like it, or even hate it; I love opinions from haters as much as from those that agree with me.