I suggest that all married women reading this download Tinder as soon as you can…I’ll tell you why near the end of this short post.
As of yesterday, Iโve officially had 100 one night stands just using my Tinder app!
If you’ve read my earlier posts, then you may remember that my goal is to have sex with 1,000 men that I meet on Tinder. So only 900 more penises to go before I officially become a SUPER DUPER SLUT๐๐๐
So far, 0% of the men that I’ve had sex with live in my city, but 32% of them have wives back home in whatever city they live in; most are in San Diego attending work conferences.
If I ever get married I’ll encourage my husband to have sex with other women. In fact, I’ll divorce my future husband if he leaves town for a business trip and doesn’t at the very least get a blow job.
I believe that married men and women should have sex with whoever they want to sleep with.
But I understand that 99% of wives don’t want their husbands’ dipping their dicks in the mouths, vaginas, and buttholes of other women.
Warning to all the married women of the world: if your cheating husband is on Tinder, and he and I match on that dating app, then I guarantee that his dick will be going in my mouth, my vaginaโฆ..but not my butthole. Iโm still not a fan of anal sex.
I don’t think it’s my responsibility to help keep your husband’s dick in his pants. In fact, married men are almost 100% STD free (I made this stat up, maybe I just hope it’s true ๐ค), so maybe it’s safer for me to only sleep with married men? I’m going to call my gynecologist’s office tomorrow because now I’m curious to know the answer.
Now back to my first sentence of this post, I suggest that all married women download Tinder just to make sure their husband isnโt using it.
โBut Jenny, you dumb slut, if I download Tinder then my husband might see my profile before I see his.โ
Actually, there’s a setting on Tinder that only allows the people you โLIKEโ to see your profile.
So ladies, I beg you, please catch your cheating husband before he and I find each other on Tinder, because I will have sex with him.
Lol๐
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Hey! I have some swinger party updates ready
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Did I ever reply to let ya know that I ended up banging all of the 1,000 men I met on Tinder? And would you be interested in partying with my beautiful party friends at one of my upcoming summer 2024 swinger lifestyle events? Just let me know because we’d all love showing you the BEST time of your life! Hope to hear back from you! Kisses & BJs from Jenny!
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Oh pooh, I’m not on tinder. LoL!
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You should get on it ๐
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Hi Kenneth! did you ever end up on Tinder?
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I am disease free AND guaranteed no live seed ๐๐๐, but plenty of it when the time cums
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I don’t think it matches you with people you’re friends with.
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I don’t know that for certain. I’ll have to find out.
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Hi! I will be hosting a lot of swinger parties in every state in 2023! If you would like to get invited all you need to do is visit my YouTube channel and subscribe. You have to be subscribed to my YouTube channel in order to get invited to any of my swinger parties. I send out videos 48 hours before a swinger’s party, and the first 10 people that contact me when a new video gets posted get the invitation!
Here is my YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM5Xv4EOvnVvFQb3WWgWmHw
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Hi Lamar! Did you end up banging some hotties you met on Tinder?
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And she’s always going to say “yeah but were separated so its all good”
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Hi! I will be hosting a lot of swinger parties in every state in 2023! If you would like to get invited all you need to do is visit my YouTube channel and subscribe. You have to be subscribed to my YouTube channel in order to get invited to any of my swinger parties. I send out videos 48 hours before a swinger’s party, and the first 10 people that contact me when a new video gets posted get the invitation!
Here is my YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM5Xv4EOvnVvFQb3WWgWmHw
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Hey! I have some swinger party updates ready
And more info on swinger parties here
https://www.youtube.com/@SwingerPartyHostessJenny/featured
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Did I ever reply to let ya know that I ended up banging all of the 1,000 men I met on Tinder? And would you be interested in partying with my beautiful party friends at one of my upcoming summer 2024 swinger lifestyle events? Just let me know because we’d all love showing you the BEST time of your life! Hope to hear back from you! Kisses & BJs from Jenny!
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Mm, Jenny, baby, I love the super duper slut idea. So arousing!
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Hey! I have some swinger party updates ready
And more info on swinger parties here
https://www.youtube.com/@SwingerPartyHostessJenny/featured
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Hi Mr. Dick! You should party with my hot friends this summer!
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Sounds like a great idea!
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Lol your brave to post this on here
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Hi! I will be hosting a lot of swinger parties in every state in 2023! If you would like to get invited all you need to do is visit my YouTube channel and subscribe. You have to be subscribed to my YouTube channel in order to get invited to any of my swinger parties. I send out videos 48 hours before a swinger’s party, and the first 10 people that contact me when a new video gets posted get the invitation!
Here is my YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM5Xv4EOvnVvFQb3WWgWmHw
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Hey! I have some swinger party updates ready
And more info on swinger parties here
https://www.youtube.com/@SwingerPartyHostessJenny/featured
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Did I ever reply to let ya know that I ended up banging all of the 1,000 men I met on Tinder? And would you be interested in partying with my beautiful party friends at one of my upcoming summer 2024 swinger lifestyle events? Just let me know because we’d all love showing you the BEST time of your life! Hope to hear back from you! Kisses & BJs from Jenny!
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Pretty sure married men who sleep with other women are at the same STD risk as anyone else
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